Midnight In The Desert

[chefist]

Oh, yeah.  That went well.  :

I wonder if he'll try something this Thursday.  Being the eve, he may not be able to resist.  April Fool's Day should be renamed to Dave Noorie's Day. He should do a "Shecret Door" that night and see if he can guess who he is.

"I wonder what was going through that butterfly's mind right before it died?" GNS

[EarthAlien007]

Is this for real?
Psycho Lusha crowned a "representative from Art Bell's MITD radio show".

Bait and switch again?
YES, use Art's name.
They love to hear the name Art Bell.
THROW ART'S NAME AROUND A LOT.

I guess we weren't supposed to know the psycho's modus operandi.

[Inglorious Bitch]

"I wonder what was going through that butterfly's mind right before it died?" GNS

A lot more than goes through Noory's mind on any given day.

[analog kid]

No fucking way in hell or the five vices will I ever subject myself to the scourge that is George Noory, ever again. I don't give a flying fuck who his guest is. Snoorge can suck my left nut and give me a reach-around and I strill won't tune in C2C.

Hah. Yeah, that is not going to happen.

[coaster]

I guess we weren't supposed to know the psycho's modus operandi.

What is a wrangler and where are they going?

[chefist]

What is a wrangler and where are they going?

Pretty sure they are volunteers peddling the new MITD...

[whoozit]

Pretty sure they are volunteers peddling the new MITD...

Must be quite the pitch; it's Art's show but he quit and Heather is holding his place.  Art will be back unless he isn't.  And if he does come back, he'll probably quit again soon after.  Unless he changes his mind again.  He'll still probably abruptly quit again after a short time.  Easy sale, who wouldn't want that show?

[chefist]

Must be quite the pitch; it's Art's show but he quit and Heather is holding his place.  Art will be back unless he isn't.  And if he does come back, he'll probably quit again soon after.  Unless he changes his mind again.  He'll still probably abruptly quit again after a short time.  Easy sale, who wouldn't want that show.

Yea, show renamed, "Selling Sand in the Desert"...

[ItsOver]

I guess we weren't supposed to know the psycho's modus operandi.

That avatar looks familar.  As in Fantastic Forum familar.

So, instead of the Art Bell "Blitz," it's "Wrangling for Wade."  And it's Above Top Secret, as well.  I hope they can figure out their secret decoder rings

[Auslandia]

I just tried to give last night's episode a chance, had to bail after 10 minutes.

I can't get over how slow the pacing is.  I keep wanting to yell "ALRIGHT ALREADY, GET ON WITH IT."  I can't tell if she's trying to do a particular voice for radio, or if she's worried about saying every word clearly, but jesus, it was driving me nuts.  And I'm new to Heather, I don't have any grudge or predetermined opinions.

But nooo thanks.  Not ready for nap time.

Listen to it in 1 1/2x speed. The show actually sounds normal.  That's my new go to.

[Motoflou]

Listen to it in 1 1/2x speed. The show actually sounds normal.  That's my new go to.

I saw you say that earlier and I thought you were joking.  But then I tried to listen, and you're totally right.

but it still won't make the content any better 

[BettyO417]

I've been trying to remember the name of the guest I want to hear Heather interview, then it came to me.....Douglas Dettrich.  I'd even pay to hear that interview.

Uncle Duke might I commend you on such a brilliant request! This could be the interview above ALL interviews! Take a bow!

Now who might appeal to Ms Wade for this Dynamic show? 

[trostol]

I guess we weren't supposed to know the psycho's modus operandi.

i...i dont even know what thats all about..if she really wanted to help the show she wouldnt be having secret communiques with people trying to help out lol kinda idiotic to me

[Northern Nights]

Falkie should be the new host of MITD altogether. He has star quality. I was glued to my computer during the entire EODR interview and even listened to his interview a second time. I don't know what it is about that unpleasant, crochety bastard. He's the Whitley Streiber of the Section 8 set. He can spin a yarn and you are nothing more than a moth drawn to his flame.

Falkie could do a live show of his own opposite Redacted's. RADIO WARS!!

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

wrangler=some kinda catlady code ie 'cat wrangler'

she's aiming for the Bellahaven demographic

[ItsOver]

Uncle Duke might I commend you on such a brilliant request! This could be the interview above ALL interviews! Take a bow!

Now who might appeal to Ms Wade for this Dynamic show? 

Ah, yes.  Good 'ol Douglas "Crazy Train" Dietrich.

[ItsOver]

wrangler=some kinda catlady code ie 'cat wrangler'

she's aiming for the Bellahaven demographic

Ha!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I like Falkie too, but the man is like an Olympic Sprinter-effective in short bursts. I don't think he has the chops to take on a nightly 3-hour show.

Falkie could do a live show of his own opposite Redacted's. RADIO WARS!!

That would be good for the whole industry.

I'm still having fun.

[Uncle Duke]

Why the fuck would you take your cat camping?

If there was ever a post that deserved the upper right corner treatment, this was it.  Ironically, I had a mouthful of "Hell Cat Maggie" Irish Whiskey shoot out my nose and onto the Duke family cat in my lap when I read that. 

[Kolchak]

Is this for real?
Psycho Lusha crowned a "representative from Art Bell's MITD radio show".

Bait and switch again?
YES, use Art's name.
They love to hear the name Art Bell.
THROW ART'S NAME AROUND A LOT.

"Art Bell's Midnight in the Desert with Heather Wade"

I did not allow Heather to do anything, as I pointed out I have no official position at the Network at all, none.

Art

[SciFiAuthor]

If there was ever a post that deserved the upper right corner treatment, this was it.  Ironically, I had a mouthful of "Hell Cat Maggie" Irish Whiskey shoot out my nose and onto the Duke family cat in my lap when I read that.

It was in response to one of the callers last night. He took his cat camping and it ran off. Well duh lol.

[Morgus]

It was in response to one of the callers last night. He took his cat camping and it ran off. Well duh lol.

When I was a kid our family would go camping in the mountains for a week every summer and my cousin brought their orange tabby cat every time. But they kept the cat on a long rope tied to his collar to a log to keep him from running off.

[ItsOver]

It was in response to one of the callers last night. He took his cat camping and it ran off. Well duh lol.

Ran off or Cat 411?

[WOTR]

If there was ever a post that deserved the upper right corner treatment, this was it.  Ironically, I had a mouthful of "Hell Cat Maggie" Irish Whiskey shoot out my nose and onto the Duke family cat in my lap when I read that.

They had that on sale awhile back.  I was tempted, but have always found Irish whiskey to be a little... Flat with no real redeeming qualities.

I take it that you at least like Hell Cat?  Is it substantially different from something like Jamesons? 

(No, I'm not trying to insult anybody who likes Irish Whiskey- just not my cup of alcohol.)  Speaking of which- I think it's time to get into the Mezcal tonight.

[Dyna-X]

Recipe For Heather Wade Political and Current Events Stew:
1) Take one big pot. Add one cup half-cup of 8th grade civics class.
2) Pepper it with Rah-Rah Nationalism (affiliates might like it more.....learned from a (redacted) source, shhh!)
3) Sprinkle with briskly cut headlines from USA Today
4) Drape the pot with something that is perceived to be Art's politics of that day.
5) Stand in front of pot and repeat "I don't have an opinion" (To avoid any potential conflict and to help hide the fact that theres not much in the pot)
6) If anyone speaks of conspiracy or corruption, dump pot and let it bleed and dance around pot as if in pain and shock.
7) If a socialist calls sit on pot and whine "It bums me, man.  I don't want equality I want the Best! (say it with same face used in 8th grade civics class when they told you that one day you could be President)"

It's just that easy!

[Dyna-X]

I guess we weren't supposed to know the psycho's modus operandi.

The cheerleader stance seems overly contrived when "Come here me little precious Grubworms (Cackle, Cackle, Hack, Hack, pheeeweY) would be a more acurate representation of the situation at hand. Seems a bit creepy and cultish - I'd stay away.

[Value Of Pi]

What is a wrangler and where are they going?

I believe in this context a wrangler would be your basic cowpoke sitting in a Laz-Y-Boy saddle in his living room trying to lasso a passing herd of radio stations while also trying to teach Heather the dictionary and hit the redial button for "Art Bell's Midnight In the Desert starring Heather Wade." They're not going anywhere. It's a Lazy-Y-Boy for crying out loud, not Trigger or Mr. Ed.

[Faustina]

wrangler=some kinda catlady code ie 'cat wrangler'

she's aiming for the Bellahaven demographic

What are these "Wranglers"?  They try to wrangle terrestrial radio stations to sign up for MITD?

[Dyna-X]

I believe in this context a wrangler would be your basic cowpoke sitting in a Laz-Y-Boy saddle in his living room trying to lasso a passing herd of radio stations while also trying to teach Heather the dictionary and hit the redial button for "Art Bell's Midnight In the Desert starring Heather Wade." They're not going anywhere. It's a Lazy-Y-Boy for crying out loud, not Trigger or Mr. Ed.

Lazy-Y-Boy ranch? She must be kidding. More like Skinwalker Ranch plus psychic vampires that keep people like pets. LOL.

[Dyna-X]

Ah, yes.  Good 'ol Douglas "Crazy Train" Dietrich.

Brilliant. It would be like the immovable meets the unstoppable or perhaps the other way around.