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SciFiAuthor

Quote from: Donald Noory on March 19, 2016, 12:13:26 AM
We'd like to know the names of some of your alleged books too. Asswipe. And if you want to get right down to it, go back through tonight's posts and you'll see I only attack after I'm attacked. Fuckwit.

Oh right lol. Come on, call Heather and show us how it's done.

Belles

Quote from: trostol on March 19, 2016, 12:16:04 AM
i'm a pepper you're a pepper she's a pepper he's a pepper wouldn't you like to be a pepper to?

Hahahahaha.

TigerLily

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 19, 2016, 12:15:24 AM
Sorry, it's the first time I've seen this gif  ;D
It's rather....hypnotic

Juan Cena

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on March 19, 2016, 12:15:45 AM
The original manuscript had 501 pages. The first page was a dedication to Richard C. Hoagland that said "Richard, I've out-bullshat you. Cha-Ching!". Publisher didn't like it and removed it. Still made tons of cash though.

Didn't follow proper haiku pattern. I would have cut it too.

Ever read Breaks of the Game?
So much Bill Walton. Great book.

" Though Walton had in the past
been given to wearing rough backcountry clothes, though he had
shown up by chance at a ceremony to receive the Sullivan Award as
the nation's outstanding athlete in a dirty flannel shirt and blue jeans
streaked with grease from repairing a bicycle, though the Portland
Oregonian  had once called him the best center who ever came out of
the  Whole Earth Catalogue,  he was now, at the behest of Irv Levin,
the mod owner of the Clippers, being outfitted in Beverly Hills's most
expensive stores. Jeans and flannel shirts were being replaced by
three-piece suits which cost as much as $1,400. It was typical of Wal­
ton and his troubled NBA career that even his clothes were an issue.
He had, at Levin's direction, been taken around Beverly Hills by a
man named Hal Kolker who once represented Neil Diamond. All
really the same business. Kolker was selling the new Bill Walton,
better in dress and thus better (this was the implication) in attitude.
Kolker even wangled Walton an appearance (this after all was a new
and far less threatening Bill Walton) on the  Hollywood Squares
where, as he walked in, he was welcomed by Peter Marshall. Peter
Marshall was very excited about meeting Bill Walton, though Bill
Walton, insufficiently acquainted with game shows, was somewhat
less excited about meeting Peter Marshall ("Who  is  that guy?" he
asked). He did not do badly on the show. Marshall asked him if it was
true that Louis Leakey, the great anthropologist, had said that one
reason that man survived in early days was because other animals
thought he smelled so bad that they wanted no part of him. For
Walton, a vegetarian who had, in his early years in Portland, consistently complained to his teammates about how bad they smelled­
"meat eaters," he would say in the locker room, "you stink"-it was
an easy question."

littlechris

Quote from: TigerLily on March 19, 2016, 12:15:06 AM
Oh no. lol. I recognize it/him now.

Lol. He's sooo crazy. He's gonna be live tomorrow night on End Of Days Radio. Not sure if you are a fan or whatever. lol.


https://youtu.be/rtvtCzyCyr4


Donald Noory

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on March 19, 2016, 12:15:45 AM
The original manuscript had 501 pages. The first page was a dedication to Richard C. Hoagland that said "Richard, I've out-bullshat you. Cha-Ching!". Publisher didn't like it and removed it. Still made tons of cash though.

Oh yeah, you're one of those shit-for-brains who actually thought Hoagland was an ok guy. And you're also one of those shit-for-brains who was in here defending George Noory. Case closed.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: swordpoint9 on March 19, 2016, 12:14:23 AM
Thunderbird Bro . Hows Trix ?

Meh...the show's not too bad and Bellgab's always a blast. Quite the little mix up going on tonight though. Can you perfom ops and smooth things out? ;)


swordpoint9

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 19, 2016, 12:19:01 AM
Meh...the show's not too bad and Bellgab's always a blast. Quite the little mix up going on tonight though  Can you perfom ops and smooth things out? ;)
I do My best LOL!

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: Juan Cena on March 19, 2016, 12:17:58 AM
Didn't follow proper haiku pattern. I would have cut it too.

I'm out to dump the haiku establishment. It's gonna be yuge. I'll be the best haiku writer God ever created. It will be fabulous haiku.



Juan Cena

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 19, 2016, 12:16:39 AM
I knew he was good, just not THAT good.  :o

You should have checked out his Karma Sutra.

akwilly

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on March 19, 2016, 12:17:58 AM
Ever read Breaks of the Game?
So much Bill Walton. Great book.

" Though Walton had in the past
been given to wearing rough backcountry clothes, though he had
shown up by chance at a ceremony to receive the Sullivan Award as
the nation's outstanding athlete in a dirty flannel shirt and blue jeans
streaked with grease from repairing a bicycle, though the Portland
Oregonian  had once called him the best center who ever came out of
the  Whole Earth Catalogue,  he was now, at the behest of Irv Levin,
the mod owner of the Clippers, being outfitted in Beverly Hills's most
expensive stores. Jeans and flannel shirts were being replaced by
three-piece suits which cost as much as $1,400. It was typical of Wal­
ton and his troubled NBA career that even his clothes were an issue.
He had, at Levin's direction, been taken around Beverly Hills by a
man named Hal Kolker who once represented Neil Diamond. All
really the same business. Kolker was selling the new Bill Walton,
better in dress and thus better (this was the implication) in attitude.
Kolker even wangled Walton an appearance (this after all was a new
and far less threatening Bill Walton) on the  Hollywood Squares
where, as he walked in, he was welcomed by Peter Marshall. Peter
Marshall was very excited about meeting Bill Walton, though Bill
Walton, insufficiently acquainted with game shows, was somewhat
less excited about meeting Peter Marshall ("Who  is  that guy?" he
asked). He did not do badly on the show. Marshall asked him if it was
true that Louis Leakey, the great anthropologist, had said that one
reason that man survived in early days was because other animals
thought he smelled so bad that they wanted no part of him. For
Walton, a vegetarian who had, in his early years in Portland, consistently complained to his teammates about how bad they smelled­
"meat eaters," he would say in the locker room, "you stink"-it was
an easy question."
Badass

starrmtn001

Quote from: swordpoint9 on March 19, 2016, 12:06:16 AM
Hey all .
Welcome back SwordPoint.  We're troll tipping tonight.  Wanna play? ;D

Donald Noory

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 19, 2016, 12:17:16 AM
ROTFLMAO!  Good one, Juan.

No, remember after you had your fling with Ted Haggard he went to his wife and said the devil made him do it.


Lilith

Quote from: littlechris on March 19, 2016, 12:18:02 AM
Lol. He's sooo crazy. He's gonna be live tomorrow night on End Of Days Radio. Not sure if you are a fan or whatever. lol.


https://youtu.be/rtvtCzyCyr4

I'm a fan!   ;D ;)


swordpoint9

Quote from: starrmtn001 on March 19, 2016, 12:20:30 AM
Welcome back SwordPoint.  We're troll tipping tonight.  Wanna play? ;D
Sure let me change into something Black and sexy so we can do some funky poaching !

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on March 19, 2016, 12:19:50 AM
I'm out to dump the haiku establishment. It's gonna be yuge. I'll be the best haiku writer God ever created. It will be fabulous haiku.

They've had it their way for far too long.  >:(

TigerLily

Quote from: littlechris on March 19, 2016, 12:18:02 AM
Lol. He's sooo crazy. He's gonna be live tomorrow night on End Of Days Radio. Not sure if you are a fan or whatever. lol.


https://youtu.be/rtvtCzyCyr4
Fan? Nope

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Donald Noory on March 19, 2016, 12:13:26 AM
We'd like to know the names of some of your alleged books too. Asswipe. And if you want to get right down to it, go back through tonight's posts and you'll see I only attack after I'm attacked. Fuckwit.

When did i ever attack you?

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