Midnight In The Desert

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Yeah Mr. Berg (10th grade World History) was a real nutter.  Piri Reis maps, the waterworks of Mohenjo Daro, Bible prophecy, Chariots of the Gods, Noah's ark found on Mt. Ararat -- all taught as curriculum, and this all pre-Art Bell.  If only my folks knew what they were paying for.  Think that's where I got my taste for weird shit.

That's actually kind of cool. Can you imagine if a curriculum like that was taught in todays secular education system as an alternative history and the kids allowed to make up their own mind ? More of them would probably be interested in science instead of spending all their free time on video games & social media temper tantrums - LOL.

[K_Dubb]

lol

painters gonna paint
taters gonna tate

Satyrs gonna sate

[Donald Noory]

lol

painters gonna paint
taters gonna tate

Sci fi and Peeve gonna master bait, maybe one day

[Chronaut]

Ah! Weed and coffee...the poor man's 8-ball 

Life in the fast lane...with longevity 

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Double rows of teeth and red hair if I remember the stories correctly.

Bingo, but not all of them. There were different ( tribes ? ).

[Ciardelo]

Deserves a thread of its own with a pool.

You're a dick Bob, yup. And you are on the list for the stalker. have a nice night

[starrmtn001]

The next time you type something intelligent, will be your first time. You are a mouth breather of the highest order, you ruined the gabcast where Bateman and Heather were going at it. That other stupid redneck also derailed that show. Falkie is more intelligent than you.

There is nothing intelligent going on with this dumpster fire of a show. That went out the window when Art quit. Enjoy your new shit show, lol.
Oh yeah, Cuckadelo is a lonely loser who posts here 24/7. He actually believes he is some sort of official Bellgab (Walmart) greeter, saying hello to each new poster, how sad.  You should say fucknozzle one more time, that will really drive the message home that you learned a new insult. 

This thread is sad. Nobody is even talking about the defecation of a show that Girl Noory is doing. Maybe Keith can do another speech about how things are going great and people should keep supporting the show. That's the ticket.

Hey guys!  Someone just gave us some fresh new troll meat!

[SciFiAuthor]

I see my bait's still workin, fucktard.

If you're going to troll, you HAVE TO BE MORE CREATIVE to do it effectively. You're the last one left Donald, up your game.

[Sean92008]

ciardelo needed pictures to figure this out about himself, thought I'd share...

[Juan Cena]

Oh.  My eyes going over thart 1st time read it as "composed of disinformation" & took "FTL" as meaning "for the loss". 

Disinformation is what the anti-matter universe is made of.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

If you're going to troll, you HAVE TO BE MORE CREATIVE to do it effectively. You're the last one left Donald, up your game.

I saw the Donald take on 10 people in one of the old Art Bell live show threads. It was hilarious.

[the_peeve]

I see my bait's still workin, fucktard.

No. it truly means you have run out of gas. You gave up.

[trostol]

werent they supposed to take calls? lol

[Donald Noory]

If you're going to troll, you HAVE TO BE MORE CREATIVE to do it effectively. You're the last one left Donald, up your game.

Says the guy with a drawer full of rejected sci-fi books/tripe.

[akwilly]

Disinformation is what the anti-matter universe is made of.

interesting concept.

[Dr. MD MD]

If you're going to troll, you HAVE TO BE MORE CREATIVE to do it effectively. You're the last one left Donald, up your game.

Always nice to have a dolphin with a machine gun around. Makes me feel safer somehow 

[Ciardelo]

<crickets> Noory. ha.

[GravitySucks]

Bingo, but not all of them. There were different ( tribes ? ).

I was down diving with the manatees in Crytal River, Florida and found a state park that had small mounds. I had never heard of any that far south.

It was pretty interesting walking around the park.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_River_Archaeological_State_Park

[trostol]

Always nice to have a dolphin with a machine gun around. Makes me feel safer somehow 

he needs a laser beam

[norland2424]

werent they supposed to take calls? lol

hoagland is her new mentor lol

[Showroom Dummy]

been awhile

[Donald Noory]

I saw the Donald take on 10 people in one of the old Art Bell threads. It was hilarious.

lol, I take on all comers

[Mind Flayer Monk]

We've got to find a way to get Kyle on Bellgab.

[norland2424]

is this heather's stalker? lol

[trostol]

hoagland is her new mentor lol

could be lol

[akwilly]

he needs a laser beam

Fuck that, those bastards will just ram into you.

[trostol]

is this heather's stalker? lol

no..he isnt breathing heavily enough

[SciFiAuthor]

Says the guy with a drawer full of rejected sci-fi books/tripe.

Donald, Donald, Donald. I trolled you with that shit weeks ago with your scripts and you're tossing it back as though it's original. Come on, call me L. Ron Unpublished or make something up about my cock size, though I guess you're a bit late for that too. OWN your trolling. Be CREATIVE. INNOVATE. You need to get better at what you do.

[Ciardelo]

I'M OFF SPEAKERPHONE lol

[Donald Noory]

No. it truly means you have run out of gas. You gave up.

No, I haven't run out of gas, you're just not worth the effort, you're too repetitive and you have last-word-itice. And you've already risen to the bait so many times you look like a complete fool.