Midnight In The Desert

[Richard Groyper]

fight, fight, fight 

(Maury) EMP; You ARE the father!!!

[Designx]

Maybe Heather should hold back the open lines shows until the show builds enough of a listener base to support interesting open lines shows.

[littlechris]

[trostol]

lol he threw i dream of jeanie and god in one sentence...that was kind of awesome lol

[trostol]

WTF wants to marry Madonna now lol

[ShayP]

You knowwww you love it.

[Dr. MD MD]

You've found the next host of MITD! Damn, that bro has a smoooth voice 

[GravitySucks]

Maybe Heather should hold back the open lines shows until the show builds enough of a listener base to support interesting open lines shows.

Call in.. BE THAT interesting caller!

[littlechris]

You've found the next host of MITD! Damn, that bro has a smoooth voice 

Fucken Aye

[trostol]

if i had a show and did open lines..i would be well over the 2 drink max

[Dr. MD MD]

Fucken Aye

I don't understand why they wouldn't just buy him some crack and let him go to town. It would've been great radio! 

[littlechris]

You've found the next host of MITD! Damn, that bro has a smoooth voice 

https://youtu.be/mRE_gMyTR-8

[trostol]

was it black jesus?

[Kolchak]

Breaking news: women in Texas dream about the rapture. Thrilling.

[Dr. MD MD]

Breaking news: women in Texas dream about the rapture. Thrilling.

Meh. After they got married, had kids and raised a family what else is there for them to do or dream about? It's understandable. 

[Belles]

was it black jesus?

No he was in another person's hospital room.

[Kolchak]

Meh. After they got married, had kids and raised a family what else is there for them to do or dream about? It's understandable. 

As an atheist, I'm extremely glad I won't be joining this woman in a state of continual praise, listening to her terrible dream story for eternity.

[flimflam384]

Pre-tribulation rapture is such a joke.  It's a "Get Out Of Apocalypse Free Card" just for those lucky enough to have subscribed to the right set of dogma.

[Dr. MD MD]

As an atheist, I'm extremely glad I won't be joining this woman in a state of continual praise, listening to her terrible dream story for eternity.

Me too! I'm getting too cranky as I get older to put up with that level of crazy anymore 

[pate]

If I was drunk enough I would call in and claim to have trouble using the "Wormhole" to send in questions via the intar-tubes.

But I'm not a dick like that.  Just sayin' a prankish call might spice up the open lines a bit, I am a bit bored.

And late to the party, who knew it would take 6 hours and a quart of Murphy's Oil Soap to mop the house...

I must have changed the mop-water (mud) 8 or 10 thymes.  Dang dogs and their muddy paws.

(moderators please move this to the Effen Thread if appropriate, oh this is F's thread.  Nefermynd)

[trostol]

there is more important topics to talk about

Columbo or Rockford Files?

[Kolchak]

Me too! I'm getting too cranky as I get older to put up with that level of crazy anymore 

Also, I find it disturbing that as the apocalypse rolled forward and millions of people died horrifically, she said her dream "got better." But hey. Different strokes.

[Showroom Dummy]

there is more important topics to talk about

Columbo or Rockford Files?

i vote for columbo   

[flimflam384]

there is more important topics to talk about

Columbo or Rockford Files?

Rockford Files was the bomb.  As a little kid, I really didn't care much for my grandma's taste in TV (she loved her soaps), but we agreed on Rockford Files.

[Dr. MD MD]

there is more important topics to talk about

Columbo or Rockford Files?

Tough one! They were both good in their own way. I guess if I had to make a desert island pick I'd go Columbo but Rockford was funnier.

[GravitySucks]

Pre-tribulation rapture is such a joke.  It's a "Get Out Of Apocalypse Free Card" just for those lucky enough to have subscribed to the right set of dogma.

Must be present to win

[ShayP]

there is more important topics to talk about

Columbo or Rockford Files?

Tough choice.  Rockford Files all the way. 

[flimflam384]

Also, I find it disturbing that as the apocalypse rolled forward and millions of people died horrifically, she said her dream "got better." But hey. Different strokes.

I've heard a disturbing number of versions of "Heaven" that included some form of schadenfreude over those suffering for not getting their dogma ducks in a row.

[GravitySucks]

Tough one! They were both good in their own way. I guess if I had to make a desert island pick I'd go Columbo but Rockford was funnier.

No Kojak?

[akwilly]

Rockford Files was the bomb.  As a little kid, I really didn't care much for my grandma's taste in TV (she loved her soaps), but we agreed on Rockford Files.

The Fall Guy was a great show. The guy always took a bath outside and smoked a cigar and had a badass truck.