Midnight In The Desert

[Jackstar]

BTW, medical marijuana barely exists...  CBD amounts have been dropping for years with new strains.

I've got a huge bag full of it right here--it's possible I simply bought it all. Sorry, Dude.

[Showroom Dummy]

That's why Art quit MITD.  Cosmic bowling Friday beats Open Lines

see these are things i want to know 
Art have you been to Cosmic Bowling  on friday nights  at  Pahrump's only bowling center!
i bet 100 dollars he has

[paladin1991]

I really dislike this kind of show. 'My spirit animal is a worm.  Very Zen, you know.  Path of least resistance and all that happy horsehsit.'   

[paladin1991]

"I'm having deja vu events 20-30 times a day......when I'm off my meds."

[TigerLily]

see these are things i want to know 
Art have you been to Cosmic Bowling  on friday nights  at  Pahrump's only bowling center!
i bet 100 dollars he has

Lol. I wouldn't take that bet. I'm sure he has

[SciFiAuthor]

I've got a huge bag full of it right here--it's possible I simply bought it all. Sorry, Dude.

You sicken me. Not because of the pot smoking, it's just the date rape drugs kicking in.

[Jackstar]

You sicken me.

so jelly

Not because of the pot smoking, it's just the date rape drugs kicking in.

Get ready for this: I don't even smoke anymore. I just roll around in it and then eat it. Smoking is a waste! True story.

[Barfly]

Hi weirdos

[SciFiAuthor]

Get ready for this: I don't even smoke anymore. I just roll around in it and then eat it. Smoking is a waste! True story.

I'm like that with cigarettes.

[Jackstar]

I really dislike this kind of show. 'My spirit animal is a worm.  Very Zen, you know.  Path of least resistance and all that happy horsehsit.'

Elephant, spider, rabbit, turtle, & pimp.

[Jackstar]

I'm like that with cigarettes.

If incapacitating me with laughter is a victory condition, you just broke the bank.

[Sean92008]

I've got a huge bag full of it right here--it's possible I simply bought it all. Sorry, Dude.

Most of what's on the market is for getting high, the medicinal strains are few and far between.   I think there are nuns growing it and that (I believe what they said on the report) supposedly has a high concentration of CBD.

[Value Of Pi]

Art got angry because everyone thinks he has 10 million dollars.

It bothers him for some reason -- too high or too low. If I were him, I wouldn't even mention it. There are enough questions out there already.

[Jackstar]

Most of what's on the market is for getting high,

'the' market? Dude, Fox has a shit-ton in stock, I just called him!

[SciFiAuthor]

If incapacitating me with laughter is a victory condition, you just broke the bank.

[Sean92008]

It bothers him for some reason -- too high or too low. If I were him, I wouldn't even mention it. There are enough questions out there already.

Maybe he was worth it and it's slipping away with a gambling-addicted Filipina wife... 

Ok...  That was wrong yet I persist.  A stereotype is based on a truth.  How many Filipinos do you know who don't LOVE going to the NDN casinos or Vegas???    :

[Sean92008]

I've been thinking. 

Art Bell is the Pete Ham of radio.

Pete Ham (of Badfinger) was an incredibly-talented guitarist (and used by George Harrison often for records) and a great songwriter.  He co-wrote a classic in the song "Without You."  Well, Pete had a bad manager, but Pete wasn't bright enough on the business end of things to figure it out until they had signed a deal with an even worse shark.  It was all down hill from there to the point where Pete, with a child on the way and he couldn't even afford a pair of shoes, hung himself.

If Art Bell doesn't have a shit load of net worth then he either "Brewstered" it or had bad representation.  Really bad representation. 

So, let's say he's only got $500k in the bank now...  Would you trust someone that bad with money to go into a new venture with?

So, let's say he's only got $1M in the bank now...  Would you trust someone that bad with money to go into a new venture with?

So, let's say he's only worth a net of $5M now...  Would you trust someone that bad with money to go into a new venture with?

Art doth hath protested with thine hoof in thine pie hole.

[Value Of Pi]

Maybe he was worth it and it's slipping away with a gambling-addicted Filipina wife... 

Ok...  That was wrong yet I persist.  A stereotype is based on a truth.  How many Filipinos do you know who don't LOVE going to the NDN casinos or Vegas???    :

I'm not sure. I had a Filipino dentist once but I have no idea what he did with my tooth money. I do know of an association between a Filipino and many, many shoes but she could have been the exception.

Wait, some of those poker-playing guys I've seen in the casino that I thought were Chinese could have been Filipino. They were pretty far away, though. You don't want to get too close to one of those poker games. Very serious-looking guys.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

If incapacitating me with laughter is a victory condition, you just broke the bank.

You will never know how much I appreciate your inimitable utterances.  Seriously.

[paladin1991]

Elephant, spider, rabbit, turtle, & pimp. gimp.

fixed it for you

[Juan Cena]

I really dislike this kind of show. 'My spirit animal is a worm.  Very Zen, you know.  Path of least resistance and all that happy horsehsit.'

Bill Walton, Ron Gronkowski, the Plumlee Brothers,

[onan]

My spirit animal is a 62 year old male human being.

[Roswells, Art]

My spirit animal is a 62 year old male human being.

Falkie is your spirit animal?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Ok...  That was wrong yet I persist.  A stereotype is based on a truth.  How many Filipinos do you know who don't LOVE going to the NDN casinos or Vegas???    :

Many of the Marcos' era cronies reportedly live in and around Las Vegas. When he was ousted and disappeared with lots of Phillipines' gold and money, supposedly all the henchman took that money to somewhere in Nevada.

[Ms. C]

Falkie is your spirit animal?

lol - that is funny!!!  (thanks for the giggle, I needed it)

[Soylentblue]

It bothers him for some reason -- too high or too low. If I were him, I wouldn't even mention it. There are enough questions out there already.

Art also cannot keep himself away from this forum no matter how many times he has sworn never again.

MV, can you possibly arrange to start a forum for recovering Bellgab addicts?

[Jackstar]

Art also cannot keep himself away from this forum no matter how many times he has sworn never again.

PLOT TWIST: Each time, it's a new clone.

[Taco Bell]

I've got a huge bag full of it right here--it's possible I simply bought it all. Sorry, Dude.

Returning to Colorado next month, edibles are definitely the way to go.

Gonna recreation so hard!

[trostol]

so do we know if Carter is on all night tonight or not?

[GravitySucks]

so do we know if Carter is on all night tonight or not?

Website says yes. My guess is for an hour like he was scheduled last time