Midnight In The Desert

[DeltaBravo]

Nope, fool.

So it doesn't say "I fuck your mother in the ass?" Hmmm. Ok well then I fuck your mother in the ass.

[ge30542]

Im part Alien.

which part?

[Woks Wong]

I thought you were leaving here hot lips?

I've been abused for being asian by you and that other guy.  Are you telling me to not confront you now?  I'm serious, dude.

[K_Dubb]

Peelings, wow wow wow woh peelings...

The best I ever heard was a guy in a bar by the airport singing Kenny Rogers:

Rady!  I'm your knight in shining armor, and I ruv you.

[ge30542]

I've been abused for being asian by you and that other guy.  Are you telling me to not confront you now?  I'm serious, dude.

is your avatar picture you?

[Woks Wong]

So it doesn't say "I fuck your mother in the ass?" Hmmm. Ok well then I fuck your mother in the ass.

I'm being bullied for being asian, right now. Anyone???

[DeltaBravo]

You and that idiot in sunglasses are racist against asian people.  I want you banned.

I want you banned for driving a motor vehicle!

[Ciardelo]

I've been abused for being asian by you and that other guy.  Are you telling me to not confront you now?  I'm serious, dude.

Who's that other guy? Let's go kick his ass. I bet he doesn't even pee in the shower the wanker.

[Woks Wong]

is your avatar picture you?

Is yours?  No, therefore, you're not white?  Is that what you are saying?

[DeltaBravo]

I'm being bullied for being asian, right now. Anyone???

Security!!!

[SciFiAuthor]

Yeah it is futile for you because you and your douchebag pussyboy Kool-Aid drinkers can't dogpile on anyone who utters anything vaguely negative about your object of masturbatory fantasies anymore. That little trick doesn't work anymore does it?

You really hate existence don't you?

[TheGrimCreeper1]

it's Great! It's DOOMED man.

Wow. Your patronizing tone is about as fresh as Heather's show filler.

[ge30542]

Security!!!

porice,  porice !

[Lilith]

Security!!!

You Called?   

[Kolchak]

Can someone tell me what this woman is talking about? I caught a ton of mentions of indians, something made of flesh, a hex and an insane asylum.

[akwilly]

I want you banned for driving a motor vehicle!

and for always being my freaking blackjack dealer

[Woks Wong]

I want you banned for driving a motor vehicle!

You two are complete losers without a care for how people feel who they are.  I'm asian, I'm smart, and you treat me like crap.  Thanks.

[TheGrimCreeper1]

What else is there to listen to

The cats mating in the alley would be an upgrade.

[superfan]

heather wade bikini contest to increase interest in show.

[ge30542]

and for always being my freaking blackjack dealer

no starch in shirts please

[DeltaBravo]

porice,  porice !

+1 The dream porice they riv inside of my head!

[SciFiAuthor]

I'm being bullied for being asian, right now. Anyone???

A great many people in this thread are simply out to bully and be negative.

[Juan Cena]

Would be nice to get music post 1985.

"Venus" by Bananarama was 1986.

[Ciardelo]

Wow. Your patronizing tone is about as fresh as Heather's show filler.

Good ear! Is your mouth just as pretty?

[Donald Noory]

You really hate existence don't you?

And here he is! The self-appointed thread policeman and eternal defender of everything Art Bell and Heather Wade. You're late!!!!!!!!

[slippingaway]

and for always being my freaking blackjack dealer

I see you've had that same hard lesson. I learned long ago if the blackjack dealer is asian, you can walk away or lose your ass...

[Sean92008]

heather wade bikini contest to increase interest in show.

Will she be on her "bone-phone?"

[Tinfoil_Helm]

Last night HW was seemingly aware of people complaining about how secretive she is and she made some half-ass statement about how she's opening up and dropped a big reveal on us: SHE LIKES CHOCOLATE. 

So we finally know what Heather looks like...

[Kolchak]

"The Kenya assassination"?

[akwilly]

no starch in shirts please

yes I will have that happy ending