Midnight In The Desert

[albrecht]

Wow. 

Yeah, it is worrying. A fairly active poster and then that thread and then.....nothing. 

[WeinerInHand]

Yeah, I knew it would be getting worse when I saw a "Ground Zero Health" banner on one of his sites some months ago. If he has quacks on I don't listen. If you look up on the internet there is a long history of lawsuits and allegations about Doc Wallet and his multi-level marketing company and health claims. I like eggs but, come on. Clyde still has some interesting shows but not the "health" stuff.

Hahaha - poor fella shure as hell ain't leading by example!

[Father Jack]

Hahaha - poor fella shure as hell ain't leading by example!

Clyde entered the  Noory Zone when he started shilling for that two-bit quack.

[HumanBeing]

Hey everybody. Noob here. I don't join forums too often but you seem like a good bunch.
Clever, dark humor. My kinda crowd!
About me:
- I've been driving truck for a little over ten years.
- Started listening to C2C to keep me company.
- I learned about Art through a Tool album when they played a snippet of the Triangulated Demonic Area 51 caller -- then youtube led me to the Area 51 Flyer.
- Youtube led me to Mel's Hole.
- Art died so I started looking around for articles and stumbled upon BellGab, and I quickly became addicted.
- I learned who Heather was and started to troll her page.
- I listened to the last GabCast and decided to join.
- That avatar pic is me, and that is my weiner in hand!
- A sincere thank you to all of you who have kept me company while being holed up in my truck for the last month or so. Cheers!

[WeinerInHand]

Clyde entered the  Noory Zone when he started shilling for that two-bit quack.

Agreed, but I usually only get an hour of his show before Noory news.

[69CheckMate]

It's like a skit on Tim and Eric Awesome Show...

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[HumanBeing]

More Vara on Art Bell, as he moves THE LEGACY to LNM Radio Network.

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Vara and his lapdog Ira

[WeinerInHand]

[69CheckMate]

Damn! Makes me wish for a nice friendly corn cob!  Lol!

[bellNwhistle]

Damn! Makes me wish for a nice friendly corn cob!  Lol!

[WeinerInHand]

paranormal phone porn superstar: Heater Wad

I'm down for it as long as she's the BigFoot.
(I want to be the Grey)

[WeinerInHand]

You are correct, BnW, that is indeed a very nice looking weiner. Ive never seen one that big.

It's not so much the length as it is the girth, or so the Vet tells me...   :

[bellNwhistle]

It's not so much the length as it is the girth, or so the Vet tells me...   :

Does your wiener mind being petted? Asking for myself. Just wanna give it a little scritch.

[Father Jack]

Does your wiener mind being petted? Asking for myself. Just wanna give it a little scritch.

[GravitySucks]

Does your wiener mind being petted? Asking for myself. Just wanna give it a little scritch.

Next.

[bellNwhistle]

Says the priest with a phallic avatar I can’t quite figure out.

I’m sorry.. I was looking.

[WeinerInHand]

Does your wiener mind being petted? Asking for myself. Just wanna give it a little scritch.

*Art Bell Approves this Message

[bellNwhistle]

Next.

I was just asking. I like dogs. Don’t you?

[Father Jack]

Says the priest with a phallic avatar I can’t quite figure out.

I’m sorry.. I was looking.

Not a priest, ex monk. It's a planarian (flatworm), and yeah, I guess it looks a little phallic.

[WeinerInHand]

Indeed, my friend. Indeed.   

[GravitySucks]

I was just asking. I like dogs. Don’t you?

One is enough for me. I have been chasing cats but every time I catch one the claw marks are deeper than the last time.

[Robert]

He can't reach. 

Car wash?  Or does he fall off the chain?

[bellNwhistle]

Not a priest, ex monk. It's a planarian (flatworm), and yeah, I guess it looks a little phallic.

Nice. My apologies. I didn’t realize. That’s pretty cool, actually.

I mean you no offense, Father. I actually appreciate and respect clergy, even if I dont believe in your religion...

I studied chaplaincy last Year.

[bellNwhistle]

One is enough for me. I have been chasing cats but every time I catch one the claw marks are deeper than the last time.

I still have a scar on my hand from an old cat scratch, going back a good 30 years. It’s a Y shape on the top of my hand. I miss that cat. 

[albrecht]

I saw this weird news the other day that a woman was killed by a pack of weiner dogs and thought it was weird. But then I noticed the other articles mention "terrier mix," not just dachshunds. "Terrier mix" is usually code word for part Pit. But thinking on it dachshunds were bred to fight things like badgers in holes so I would expect them to actually be tough and feisty. Still a pretty horrible way to go.

http://myfox8.com/2018/05/17/oklahoma-woman-killed-by-pack-of-mixed-dachshunds/

[albrecht]

I still have a scar on my hand from an old cat scratch, going back a good 30 years. It’s a Y shape on the top of my hand. I miss that cat. 

Did you get a fever?

[bellNwhistle]

I saw this weird news the other day that a woman was killed by a pack of weiner dogs and thought it was weird. But then I noticed the other articles mention "terrier mix," not just dachshunds. "Terrier mix" is usually code word for part Pit. But thinking on it dachshunds were bred to fight things like badgers in holes so I would expect them to actually be tough and feisty. Still a pretty horrible way to go.

http://myfox8.com/2018/05/17/oklahoma-woman-killed-by-pack-of-mixed-dachshunds/

I mean, it must have happened. She’s dead. But I don’t get it. It’s like being mauled to death by cats. There’s something they’re leaving out of this article.

[bellNwhistle]

Did you get a fever?

Never. I’m allergic to cats and have had cats all of my life. Ive never gotten (to my knowledge) a fever or some illness from cats.

[Father Jack]

Bell,
No offense taken, I joke about it. It was just part of my life many years ago. I don't have much respect for clergy. Having lived in close quarters with them I learned they are just people...some with many flaws. I could tell you stories you would not believe.

[GravitySucks]

I saw this weird news the other day that a woman was killed by a pack of weiner dogs and thought it was weird. But then I noticed the other articles mention "terrier mix," not just dachshunds. "Terrier mix" is usually code word for part Pit. But thinking on it dachshunds were bred to fight things like badgers in holes so I would expect them to actually be tough and feisty. Still a pretty horrible way to go.

http://myfox8.com/2018/05/17/oklahoma-woman-killed-by-pack-of-mixed-dachshunds/

Once it made national news there was little chance of Amy using that as an excuse for missing the next show.