Midnight In The Desert

[chefist]

I talked to my Dad on the phone when he was in the hospital dying and he said that "morphine was better than sex" and laughed.
God, I miss my parents and bro.
Enjoy your family while you got 'em.
They are to be treasured.

True, dat.

[Bluejay]

I notice that 2 certain people have not shown up on Bellgab during the past day.
The atmosphere is a lot more pleasant.

[21st Century Man]

I'm back, no worries

LOL.  You're aces in my book, Dyna!!

[Spookcat]

I notice that 2 certain people have not shown up on Bellgab during the past day.
The atmosphere is a lot more pleasant.

We've also been giving more cats.

[PrairieGhost]

More pictures on the site: http://midnightinthedesert.com/william-jevning/

[Richard Groyper]

That's something he wouldn't talk much about. Most likely a lot of them and a lot of lost brothers. He told me a story about a grenade that rolled down a hillside next to him and was luck to be a dud or he would of been a goner.

sometimes being lucky...

[chefist]

"Jimmy Stewart"..."Walter Mondale"...Jesus Fuck!

Correct...Name drop... Name drop...bwahahha

[Asuka Langley]

Sasquatch is gay im going to bed

[Dyna-X]

LOL.  You're aces in my book, Dyna!!

Aww, well thanks! Your acey yourself 

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Dave Schrader makes George Noory sound like a broadcasting legend.

Yeah, Snoory is a legend alright. Kind of like the legend of wooly swamp   

"

"The Legend Of Wooley Swamp"

Well, if you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, well, you better not go at night
There's things out there in the middle of them woods
That'd make a strong man die from fright
Things that crawl and things that fly
Things that creep around on the ground
And they say the ghost of Lucius Clay gets up and he walks around

[Chorus:]
But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

The old man lived in the Wooley Swamp way back in Booger Woods the Hawaii studio
And he never did do a lot of harm in the world
He just never did do no good
People didn't think too much of him
They all thought he acted funny
The old man didn't care about people anyway
All he cared about was his money
He'd stuff it all down into Mason jars and bury it all around
But on certain nights if the moon was right
He'd dig it up out of the ground
Then he'd pour it all out on the floor of his shack
And he'd run his fingers through it
Yeah, Dave Snoory was a greedy old man
And that's all there ever was to it

But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

The Premrat boys were white trash, they lived over on Carver's Creek
They were mean as a snake and sneaky as a cat
And belligerent when they'd speak
One night the oldest brother said ya'll meet me in the Wooley Swamp later
We'll take old Lucius' money and we'll feed him to the alligators
They found the old man out in the back with a pizza roll and a Turkey sammich in his hand
And thirteen rusty Mason jars he'd just dug up out of the sand
Then they all went crazy and they beat the old man
And they picked him up off the ground
Then they threw him in the swamp and they stood there and laughed
As the black water sucked him down
And then they turned around and went back to the shack
And they picked up the money and ran
Hadn't gone nowhere when they realized
That they were surrounded by pizza rolls
And they struggled and they screamed but a mean baby portal opened up
And just before they were sucked in
They could hear ol' Dave just a snorting
" I burnt my tongue"

Now that's been fifty years ago an' if you go by there yet
There's a spot in the yard in the back of that shack
Where the ground is always wet
And on certain nights if the moon is right
Down by that dark footpath
You can hear three young men screaming
Mean Babies, Mean Babies, Bwa - Ha - Ha

If you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, well, you better not go at night
There's things out there in the middle of them woods
That'd make a strong man die from fright
Things that burn your tongue , and things that clog your porn 'stache
Things that creep around on the ground
And they say the ghost of Dave Snoory gets up and forgets to phone it in

But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

[HumanBeing]

I'd do it too here if it was legal. On the same page with you I think it would be amazing.

Well if you live in Canada. Give it a shot in a few months or if you live elsewhere do it anyway 
I think it would be the most cost effective way after the initial purchases of getting some supplies.
You see a lot of folks buying all sorts of additional products (sprays and other stuff to put into the soil or whatnot - I'm sure it helps but not really needed) but weed is resilient you don't need much for it to grow good enough, from my understanding.

I'll just put a nice quartz crystal in each pot and let that work its magic 

[GravitySucks]

Yeah, Snoory is a legend alright. Kind of like the legend of wooly swamp   

"

"The Legend Of Wooley Swamp"

Well, if you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, well, you better not go at night
There's things out there in the middle of them woods
That'd make a strong man die from fright
Things that crawl and things that fly
Things that creep around on the ground
And they say the ghost of Lucius Clay gets up and he walks around

[Chorus:]
But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

The old man lived in the Wooley Swamp way back in Booger Woods the Hawaii studio
And he never did do a lot of harm in the world
He just never did do no good
People didn't think too much of him
They all thought he acted funny
The old man didn't care about people anyway
All he cared about was his money
He'd stuff it all down into Mason jars and bury it all around
But on certain nights if the moon was right
He'd dig it up out of the ground
Then he'd pour it all out on the floor of his shack
And he'd run his fingers through it
Yeah, Dave Snoory was a greedy old man
And that's all there ever was to it

But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

The Premrat boys were white trash, they lived over on Carver's Creek
They were mean as a snake and sneaky as a cat
And belligerent when they'd speak
One night the oldest brother said ya'll meet me in the Wooley Swamp later
We'll take old Lucius' money and we'll feed him to the alligators
They found the old man out in the back with a pizza roll and a Turkey sammich in his hand
And thirteen rusty Mason jars he'd just dug up out of the sand
Then they all went crazy and they beat the old man
And they picked him up off the ground
Then they threw him in the swamp and they stood there and laughed
As the black water sucked him down
And then they turned around and went back to the shack
And they picked up the money and ran
Hadn't gone nowhere when they realized
That they were surrounded by pizza rolls
And they struggled and they screamed but a mean baby portal opened up
And just before they were sucked in
They could hear ol' Dave just a snorting
" I burnt my tongue"

Now that's been fifty years ago an' if you go by there yet
There's a spot in the yard in the back of that shack
Where the ground is always wet
And on certain nights if the moon is right
Down by that dark footpath
You can hear three young men screaming
Mean Babies, Mean Babies, Bwa - Ha - Ha

If you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, well, you better not go at night
There's things out there in the middle of them woods
That'd make a strong man die from fright
Things that burn your tongue , and things that clog your porn 'stache
Things that creep around on the ground
And they say the ghost of Dave Snoory gets up and forgets to phone it in

But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

Howdy Logan. LTNS

[chefist]

DAVE...get those "phone lines" open so you can dump fakes like this...Jesus...wow...Get Bob Gimlin back on!

[malachi.martini]

Ok the Iceman Cometh!

homo troglodyte is sassy as fuck.

[chefist]

LOL..this guy is a complete hack.  Good job calling him out, Dave.

No this hack is criticizing Bob? WTF?

[PrairieGhost]

DAVE...get those "phone lines" open so you can dump fakes like this...Jesus...wow...Get Bob Gimlin back on!

This is one of those guests that it seems, Dave is having to work to get info out of him.

[21st Century Man]

We've also been giving more cats.

Love muh kitties but they are such independent creatures whereas my dog loves to be with me so I have a deeper bond with her.

[Lilith]

Yeah, Snoory is a legend alright. Kind of like the legend of wooly swamp   

"

"The Legend Of Wooley Swamp"

Well, if you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, well, you better not go at night
There's things out there in the middle of them woods
That'd make a strong man die from fright
Things that crawl and things that fly
Things that creep around on the ground
And they say the ghost of Lucius Clay gets up and he walks around

[Chorus:]
But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

The old man lived in the Wooley Swamp way back in Booger Woods the Hawaii studio
And he never did do a lot of harm in the world
He just never did do no good
People didn't think too much of him
They all thought he acted funny
The old man didn't care about people anyway
All he cared about was his money
He'd stuff it all down into Mason jars and bury it all around
But on certain nights if the moon was right
He'd dig it up out of the ground
Then he'd pour it all out on the floor of his shack
And he'd run his fingers through it
Yeah, Dave Snoory was a greedy old man
And that's all there ever was to it

But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

The Premrat boys were white trash, they lived over on Carver's Creek
They were mean as a snake and sneaky as a cat
And belligerent when they'd speak
One night the oldest brother said ya'll meet me in the Wooley Swamp later
We'll take old Lucius' money and we'll feed him to the alligators
They found the old man out in the back with a pizza roll and a Turkey sammich in his hand
And thirteen rusty Mason jars he'd just dug up out of the sand
Then they all went crazy and they beat the old man
And they picked him up off the ground
Then they threw him in the swamp and they stood there and laughed
As the black water sucked him down
And then they turned around and went back to the shack
And they picked up the money and ran
Hadn't gone nowhere when they realized
That they were surrounded by pizza rolls
And they struggled and they screamed but a mean baby portal opened up
And just before they were sucked in
They could hear ol' Dave just a snorting
" I burnt my tongue"

Now that's been fifty years ago an' if you go by there yet
There's a spot in the yard in the back of that shack
Where the ground is always wet
And on certain nights if the moon is right
Down by that dark footpath
You can hear three young men screaming
Mean Babies, Mean Babies, Bwa - Ha - Ha

If you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, well, you better not go at night
There's things out there in the middle of them woods
That'd make a strong man die from fright
Things that burn your tongue , and things that clog your porn 'stache
Things that creep around on the ground
And they say the ghost of Dave Snoory gets up and forgets to phone it in

But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

Good to see you! 

[malachi.martini]

sometimes being lucky...

is that what landed ya in the hospital for a year?

[HumanBeing]

Ok the Iceman Cometh!

Good book. Been quite a few years since I read it. I even bought a couple DVD's about the dude. He was cold as ice 

https://www.amazon.com/Ice-Man-Confessions-Contract-Killer/dp/0312938845

[21st Century Man]

Now I understand why Dave only has this guy on for an hour.

[chefist]

This is one of those guests that it seems, Dave is having to work get info out of him.

This guy is deflecting...he has nothing....no reflection on Dave...just a hack...

[K_Dubb]

homo troglodyte is sassy as fuck.

Haha at trogoldyte; it was actually homo pongoides

[chefist]

Now I understand why Dave only has this guy on for an hour.

[Spookcat]

LOL..this guy is a complete hack.  Good job calling him out, Dave.

No this hack is criticizing Bob? WTF?

BOB IS THE BESTEST OLD FELLER!

[PrairieGhost]

Now I understand why Dave only has this guy on for an hour.

Lets just be glad that it's Dave doing the show. If it was the former, it would of been cringe.

[21st Century Man]

Yeah, Snoory is a legend alright. Kind of like the legend of wooly swamp   

"

"The Legend Of Wooley Swamp"

Well, if you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, well, you better not go at night
There's things out there in the middle of them woods
That'd make a strong man die from fright
Things that crawl and things that fly
Things that creep around on the ground
And they say the ghost of Lucius Clay gets up and he walks around

[Chorus:]
But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

The old man lived in the Wooley Swamp way back in Booger Woods the Hawaii studio
And he never did do a lot of harm in the world
He just never did do no good
People didn't think too much of him
They all thought he acted funny
The old man didn't care about people anyway
All he cared about was his money
He'd stuff it all down into Mason jars and bury it all around
But on certain nights if the moon was right
He'd dig it up out of the ground
Then he'd pour it all out on the floor of his shack
And he'd run his fingers through it
Yeah, Dave Snoory was a greedy old man
And that's all there ever was to it

But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

The Premrat boys were white trash, they lived over on Carver's Creek
They were mean as a snake and sneaky as a cat
And belligerent when they'd speak
One night the oldest brother said ya'll meet me in the Wooley Swamp later
We'll take old Lucius' money and we'll feed him to the alligators
They found the old man out in the back with a pizza roll and a Turkey sammich in his hand
And thirteen rusty Mason jars he'd just dug up out of the sand
Then they all went crazy and they beat the old man
And they picked him up off the ground
Then they threw him in the swamp and they stood there and laughed
As the black water sucked him down
And then they turned around and went back to the shack
And they picked up the money and ran
Hadn't gone nowhere when they realized
That they were surrounded by pizza rolls
And they struggled and they screamed but a mean baby portal opened up
And just before they were sucked in
They could hear ol' Dave just a snorting
" I burnt my tongue"

Now that's been fifty years ago an' if you go by there yet
There's a spot in the yard in the back of that shack
Where the ground is always wet
And on certain nights if the moon is right
Down by that dark footpath
You can hear three young men screaming
Mean Babies, Mean Babies, Bwa - Ha - Ha

If you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, well, you better not go at night
There's things out there in the middle of them woods
That'd make a strong man die from fright
Things that burn your tongue , and things that clog your porn 'stache
Things that creep around on the ground
And they say the ghost of Dave Snoory gets up and forgets to phone it in

But I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
And I couldn't conceive it, (I) never would listen to nobody else
And I couldn't believe it, (I) just had to find out for myself
There's some things in this world you just can't explain

Hey man! 
Great to see you again, Logan.
Love CDB!!!
Excellent spoof.  LOL.

[Dr. MD MD]

Down with porn, up with cats!

What about cat porn?

[Bluejay]

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Howdy Logan. LTNS

Greetings GS.   
Just popping in quick to say "Hi"