Midnight In The Desert

[ponyboysunset]

ok, there are a couple of problems in this one, but overall it's a keeper and i'll work on it.  bobgrau's is another, and that one is almost flawless.

Thanks MV. It's a lot harder than it looks. Love Midnight in the Cuckshed. It's still fucking hilarious.

[Richard Groyper]

Thanks MV. It's a lot harder than it looks. Love Midnight in the Cuckshed. It's still fucking hilarious.

are you going to quit tho?

[ponyboysunset]

Speaking of, "Don't Fear the Queefer" would be amusing.

OMG someone should do that. That's hilarious!

are you going to quit tho?

Do I look like Art Bell to you? What, too soon?

[MV/Liberace!]

Killshow Queen (Killer Queen by Queen)

are you going to record it?  might as well go for the gold and record this one.

[GravitySucks]

so the way I understand it is heather bought the house with the broadcast station in it.
I thought it was a completely separate house but I've read whisperings that it is like a guest house on the bell compound.
So if that is true, can nevada real estate be divided up like that to create then sell just a parcel?
I'm thinking of moving to pharump but if heathers not purchasing I'll have rethink it.
thanks for any input

Separate lot two lots from Art’s compound with a fenced perimeter and a modular home (double wide).

[IamNegan]

Speaking of, "Don't Fear the Queefer" would be amusing.

LMFAO!

[Bluejay]

I think Art just reached out to me.  One of my neighbors gave me a couple books that someone gave them, that they didn't want.  One is JFK Profiles in Courage, and the other is  The Coming Global SuperStorm  AB & WS

[Lord Grantham]

I'm thinking of moving to pharump but if heathers not purchasing I'll have rethink it.
thanks for any input

That's problematic

[Garrett Mendelbaum]

   "The Girl Cunt Help it" !!!!!

[WhiteCrow]

Nancy Sinatra "These boots are made for Walking"

"Heather Wade stomp'in all over you"
Lyrics by the late Art Bell

Keith, You keep saying you got something for me
Something you call "IT" but confess
You've been a'messin' with my zeros and ones and shouldn't 've been a'messin'
And now I'm giv'in all my  best
Keith These boots are made for stomp'in
And that's just what they'll do
Tonight these boots are gonna stomp all over you
You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
You keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep a'changin' when you oughta be a'computin
Now what's right is right but your zeros and ones ain't been right yet
These boots are made for stomp'in
And that's just what they'll do
Tonight these boots are gonna stomp all over you
You keep playing when you should be  be a'comput'in
And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt (HAH)
I just found me a brand new box of matches (YEAH)
And Keith you ain't never learn'in
These boots are made for stomp'in
And that's just what they'll do
Tonight these boots are gonna stomp all over you
Are you ready, Keith? I'm stompin!


https://youtu.be/SbyAZQ45uww

[Lilith]

I don't think this is good enough to sing, but I thought I'd post anyway. If anyone can tidy it up please feel free. I just love nancy's first bit.

Some BellGab Mourning

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Prowlers crowing on the hill, vocal fry and laugh-to-fill
Burned to dust, Bellgab's trust, look I'm moving to Pahrump!
Heather pissed her fame

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Browsing all the things we know, secrets make for a bad show
Learn from this, keep in touch, lurk with us but don't post much
Rosegirl is still game

Love this!  Short but Not too sweet

[IamNegan]

are you going to record it?  might as well go for the gold and record this one.

Oh Jesus, no!  I can't carry a tune if it were duck-taped to me...lol!  Happy to provide the groundwork for some who could though!

[GravitySucks]

Oh, fer chrissake! It's gotta be fate: Flopped down in front of the TV, hit the guide and guess what's coming on HBO HD now?

The Signal (2014)
A surprise awaits three college students who think they have tracked a rival computer hacker to a shed in the Nevada desert. I shit you not!

Anyway, here's a few of the songs I heard this morning that I can parody. Let me know if any of you have a preference while I work on Twilight Zone in the meantime:

1) Lost My Show Tonight (Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money)

2) Radio(in)active (Radioactive by The Firm)

3) She needs Some New Drugs (I Want a New Drug by Huey Lewis & the News)

4) Carry On Whackjob Son (Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas)

5) Bettergig (Betterman by Pearl Jam)

6) Should I Stay or Should I Go (the same, by The Clash)

7) Heather in the Sky With Bullshit (Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds by The Beatles)

Killshow Queen (Killer Queen by Queen)

9) Hysteria (same, by Def Leppard)

10) No More Mr Nice Guy - Keith parody there (No More Mr Nice Guy by Alice Cooper)

I can certainly find hundreds more I'm sure, but what do you guys think?

Songs that were Art’s bumpers are the ones that make sense. According to aldous there were 126 bumper songs on his list.

And her show now needs a home
And her show now needs a home.

[Richard Groyper]

Do I look like Art Bell to you? What, too soon?

'The Art Bell Effect'

be careful, PBS...

[Lilith]

Oh, fer chrissake! It's gotta be fate: Flopped down in front of the TV, hit the guide and guess what's coming on HBO HD now?

The Signal (2014)
A surprise awaits three college students who think they have tracked a rival computer hacker to a shed in the Nevada desert. I shit you not!

Anyway, here's a few of the songs I heard this morning that I can parody. Let me know if any of you have a preference while I work on Twilight Zone in the meantime:

1) Lost My Show Tonight (Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money)

2) Radio(in)active (Radioactive by The Firm)

3) She needs Some New Drugs (I Want a New Drug by Huey Lewis & the News)

4) Carry On Whackjob Son (Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas)

5) Bettergig (Betterman by Pearl Jam)

6) Should I Stay or Should I Go (the same, by The Clash)

7) Heather in the Sky With Bullshit (Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds by The Beatles)

Killshow Queen (Killer Queen by Queen)

9) Hysteria (same, by Def Leppard)

10) No More Mr Nice Guy - Keith parody there (No More Mr Nice Guy by Alice Cooper)

I can certainly find hundreds more I'm sure, but what do you guys think?

I want to hear the entire album!

[Lilith]

Per Joe Montaldo on Facebook: "call in at 504 2737379"

Oh MY!!!

What a night tonight, There's Heather at 5PM, then Nick the Rat at 11, and who knows whats going on tonight with MITD.

[21st Century Man]

Nancy Sinatra "These boots are made for Walking"

"Heather Wade stomp'in all over you"
Lyrics by the late Art Bell

Keith, You keep saying you got something for me
Something you call "IT" but confess
You've been a'messin' with my zeros and ones and shouldn't 've been a'messin'
And now I'm giv'in all my  best
Keith These boots are made for stomp'in
And that's just what they'll do
Tonight these boots are gonna stomp all over you
You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
You keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep a'changin' when you oughta be a'computin
Now what's right is right but your zeros and ones ain't been right yet
These boots are made for stomp'in
And that's just what they'll do
Tonight these boots are gonna stomp all over you
You keep playing when you should be  be a'comput'in
And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt (HAH)
I just found me a brand new box of matches (YEAH)
And Keith you ain't never learn'in
These boots are made for stomp'in
And that's just what they'll do
Tonight these boots are gonna stomp all over you
Are you ready, Keith? I'm stompin!


https://youtu.be/SbyAZQ45uww

Heather better hope Keith doesn't have a boot fetish.  Just sayin'!

[nooryisawesome]

I doubt she'll be going to C2C after all the badmouthing she did about the show.  If Noory takes her on, he's a bigger idiot than SHE is!

.... They took Jimmy Church

George Noory:  The best fall to sleep material on earth...better than Ambien.  No joke.  Honestly, I have NEVER gotten through a show.  When I first heard him on air after Art I was pretty angry and have never gotten over it...I thought that a show like C2C was able to search the country and come up with somebody that was great...there is a lot of talent out there...I was shocked when I first heard Noory...I remember thinking at the time: "this is it??? this is what we've got??? are you kidding me???"...but, Herbalife has their spokesman and Clear Channel is happy.  Ever wonder where Gaiam TV tapes their show???  I'll bet the farm it's in the Herbalife offices at Nokia Live in downtown Los Angeles.

George Knapp:  Love him.  Great talent.  Nothing wrong with Knapp.  He can come on the show anytime he wants.  Period.

...

[Richard Groyper]

Oh MY!!!

oh me oh my! then call (925) 329-9605 pls

[bellNwhistle]

Oh MY!!!

Do it, Brig!!

[21st Century Man]

   "The Girl Cunt Help it" !!!!!

An oldie but a goodie!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqz6Y9aHGIQ

Fuckin a'!  The idiot cut the recording off before the song was over.  :

[Richard Groyper]

Heather, don't hold back. we sewergrabbers want all the details explained graphically. thanks.

-CLAW ALL

[ponyboysunset]

Heather, don't hold back. we sewergrabbers want the all the details explained graphically. thanks.

-CLAW ALL

Seriously who hires her after this? I just read a lot of the facebook comments and those people are crazy. You're going to support a crazy person? 

[WhiteCrow]

HW sycophants winning!

http://youtu.be/TnHi3N_dtnU

ItsOver..dude ..your pilling on...so  lame 40 pages ago..

Take a clue... freebie on me

[PB the Deplorable]

Seriously who hires her after this? I just read a lot of the facebook comments and those people are crazy. You're going to support a crazy person? 

I guess that leaves politics

[trostol]

i really...can not figure out what her end game here is with the KR wanting to silence her comment and going on another show to air her grievances...i mean what could her side possibly be... only thing i can see is..was she kept away from the funeral cause she was the other "woman" and that KR didn't give her ample time to..i dunno..dig Art back up...she is probably gonna come off sounding vastly..unhinged...sadly i have to work

[ponyboysunset]

I guess that leaves politics

Yeah I don't follow any of that as you know. And I am sure others are confused by this why did Keith play nothing in that slot last night?

i really...can not figure out what her end game here is with the KR wanting to silence her comment and going on another show to air her grievances...i mean what could her side possibly be... only thing i can see is..was she kept away from the funeral cause she was the other "woman" and that KR didn't give her ample time to..i dunno..dig Art back up...she is probably gonna come off sounding vastly..unhinged...sadly i have to work

For once I will actually be awake for this shit show.

[BettyO417]

This is phenomenal!  Great work, MV!

MV, Our fearless, multi-talented leader! Had to listen to "In Nye" again and again. I do believe your untapped talent might be where "Weird Al Yankovic" left off in the music parody genre! Think about it, you've got a gold mine with this group!
With that said, "later" for the afternoon premiere of "The Young and the Bat Shit Crazy"!

[WhiteCrow]

https://twitter.com/thevoidexpanse/status/991583707034107904

https://twitter.com/keithrowland/status/991589274993635329

It's a   he said ..she said thingie.. always believe the woman, no downside .. Stormy always wins

[Sean92008]

Seriously who hires her after this? I just read a lot of the facebook comments and those people are crazy. You're going to support a crazy person? 

A lesbian groupie support crisis line.