Midnight In The Desert

[WOTR]

Finally got in to start reading... 40 pages?!?  From what little I have read, it is good to see it is still a clusterfuck of drama.  It's not often I use the term- but what a psychotic cunt Lasha has turned out to be... And it is great to see Heather living her dream and having a station lined up the minute Keith actually is forced to do something to try to save his network.

I enjoyed "midnight in the cuckshed" and look forward to MV's newest production.  A small part of me felt bad for Heather until this latest load of crap. Why force Keith to wait the last two weeks unless it is an attempt to completely screw him over.  Why not announce that with Art out of the picture, you are resigning and moving your show to Iheart.

On that last note- did Art not despise Iheart?  I really can't recall?  Anybody?

[Stranger929]

I think I'm missing something, does HW live in Pharump too?

I've been away pretty much since Art quit MITD...

[Bonanza Pilot]

Wait until Friday night to call the sheriff so we can watch it on Live PD

Ive never seen any place in Nye county on live PD that didnt look like a post apocalypse hellscape.  Its like viewing a different time line where the world blew itself up during the cold war and meth is the new legal tender currency.

[Jocko Johnson]

a bunch of crazy cat ladies and some old dudes who want to get in Heather's pants are running amok.

For example,



Sprinkle in a bit of delusion,

WTF!? What show or host have they been listening too?! OMG, CRAZY!

[Corona Kitty]

Glad you are around for this, brother...ha...best of times. 

I've been waiting for many to join, the dark side.


These are golden times.

[dsz]

Hoo boy.

https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/991572252478001153

This dust must be settled!!!

[HumanBeing]

Wait until Friday night to call the sheriff so we can watch it on Live PD

hahaha  Bless their cotton socks they have tough jobs but some of those NYE County Sheriff's officers seem quite inept based on what I've see on Live PD.

Some dude went between two vending machines at the Pahrump Walmart a couple weeks ago and shit on the floor and all over himself.
When the cops showed up, with Live PD camera crew in tow, the guy claimed that he shit himself because someone tasered him. But they reviewed the security footage from Walmart and concluded he was just a drunk ass shitter  hahaha

[MV/Liberace!]

I enjoyed "midnight in the cuckshed" and look forward to MV's newest production.

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9159.0;attach=110836

[Shimmyflaps]

Ive never seen any place in Nye county on live PD that didnt look like a post apocalypse hellscape.  Its like viewing a different time line where the world blew itself up during the cold war and meth is the new legal tender currency.

Uncouth but not untrue. Running drugs and engaging in prostitution is rampant there. All the more reason to verify Heather Wades safety. No one has laid eyes on her in 3 years!

[dsz]

WTF!? What show or host have they been listening too?! OMG, CRAZY!

[Bluejay]

WHERE’S WILLIS?

[BettyO417]

hahaha  Bless their cotton socks they have tough jobs but some of those NYE County Sheriff's officers seem quite inept based on what I've see on Live PD.

Some dude went between two vending machines at the Pahrump Walmart a couple weeks ago and shit on the floor and all over himself.
When the cops showed up, with Live PD camera crew in tow, the guy claimed that he shit himself because someone tasered him. But they reviewed the security footage from Walmart and concluded he was just a drunk ass shitter  hahaha

Holy Shit! 

[Lilith]

Do you need to speak to a manager?

Oh, do we have managers?

How come nobody told me?

[Shimmyflaps]

It just crossed my mind that it is possible that if Art was keeping Heather against her will, she might have been sold to someone at the Canadian Indian Reservation. Human trafficking has used Indian Reservations in the past. There was a showtime special about it a few years ago.

[DarKPenguiN]

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9159.0;attach=110836

OMG fuck me thats funny hahahahahahahahahaha-

If Keith will use these I'll set up a sub asap. And I'm a cheap bastard who never pays for media.

[Catsmile]

Actually I never asked YOU a question, you just kind of blurted it out

#highonmeth
#bigcitypussy
#hateswhitepeople
#letitgoidiot

# Doesn'tUnderstandHowPublicMessageBoardsWork
# IsShockedWhenSomeoneRepliesOnAPublicMessageBoard
# PeopleNeedPermission2Reply
# ActingLikeHeatherWadeQueefRoloKaren 
# MDMDThanksYouForFillingIn4Him
# ConfirmedWindowLickingTard
# ButtHurt
# Sigh

[Bluejay]

Art’s rolling in his grave right now. 

[chefist]

I think I'm missing something, does HW live in Pharump too?

I've been away pretty much since Art quit MITD...

Aren't you Damon?

[lonevoice]

If you had parked your camper in the driveway all this drama would have been averted.

It was Art who was supposed to park his RV in my driveway and do the show from here, which makes you even more right.  You can bet I wouldn't have let any crazy people take over his lease.  Oh, what might have been if only Keef had signed the agreement to provide 24/7 on-site technical support for all my devices.  He IS an evil bastard.

[WOTR]

Vandeven Enterprisesâ,,¢ Presents:
"In Nye" by the internationally revered musical sensation Jugsaw!
(Attached Below)

A show
Host a legend
He's flown
Protege is kin.

Art gave the shed
She thought that she had made it with the boss
He's gone AWOL and now it's Keith
Who's callin' all the shots.

You're stuck for life in Nye
Subscribers said bye bye
Now Keith can breathe a sigh
You're stuck for life in Nyyyyyyeeeeeeee

You
You're stuck for life in Nye
Unless your broom can fly
Your content was bone dry
And now you're stuck in Nyyyyyeeeeeeee

Yup
In town they all know
How
You hosted your show stoned

Art gave the shed
She thought that she had made it with the boss
He's gone AWOL and now it's Keith
Who's callin' all the shots.

You're stuck for life in Nye
Subscribers said bye bye
Now Keith can breathe a sigh
You're stuck for life in Nyyyyyyeeeeeeee

You
You're stuck for life in Nye
Unless your broom can fly
Your content was bone dry
And now you're stuck in Nyyyyyeeeeeeee

Thank you so much.  Love the song.  But I think the best part is the mental image that I got.  Somehow, I picture your wife sticking her head into the room while your laying down the vocals, giving you "that" look, rolling her eyes and without a single word spoken, simply closing the door behind her.

I have to say that was great. 

[BettyO417]

Somebody once told me that Art was gonna troll me
Causing endless speculation online

She was looking like a witch with a facebook posting itch
and a whining meltdown goldmine

Well, the braaps keep comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
Post a sad status and the haters are bummin’
Didn’t make not to quit this show
My counselor doesn’t speak radio

So much to do, so much to own
So what’s wrong with designing a headstone?

You’ll never know if I don’t post
But I don’t think I can host

Hey now, you’re a Wadestar
Get your game on, blame keith
Hey now, you’re a Wadestar
Drink your chaga, funeral wreath

All that glitters is gold
Midnight in the desert’s no longer a show


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

We need a BellGab Music thread! Thanks again Kolchak...

[GravitySucks]

It was Art who was supposed to park his RV in my driveway and do the show from here, which makes you even more right.  You can bet I wouldn't have let any crazy people take over his lease.  Oh, what might have been if only Keef had signed the agreement to provide 24/7 on-site technical support for all my devices.  He IS an evil bastard.

You have been missed my love

[MV/Liberace!]

Thank you so much.  Love the song.  But I think the best part is the mental image that I got.  Somehow, I picture your wife sticking her head into the room while your laying down the vocals, giving you "that" look, rolling her eyes and without a single word spoken, simply closing the door behind her.

I have to say that was great.

i don't know how she fucks me.

[Taaroa]

Heather's 'base'  has been re-energized by Lasha and also her apparent interview with Joe Montaldo later tonight.

Where have I heard that term before...?

Oh yes, from the dancing Ukrainian crossdresser:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE

[GravitySucks]

Oh, do we have managers?

How come nobody told me?

jojo hasn’t completed her paperwork yet along with her remedial orientation.

[yoursongs]

# Doesn'tUnderstandHowPublicMessageBoardsWork
# IsShockedWhenSomeoneRepliesOnAPublicMessageBoard
# PeopleNeedPermission2Reply
# ActingLikeHeatherWadeQueefRoloKaren 
# MDMDThanksYouForFillingIn4Him
# ConfirmedWindowLickingTard
# ButtHurt
# Sigh

#I'mAmoronAndthisismywifeShesFrostingaCakewithaPaperKnife

[GravitySucks]

i don't know how she fucks me.

The face veil probably helps

[MV/Liberace!]

Here's a "punchy" version of Jugsaw's "In Nye" with some multi-band compression (if that's your thing).

[Catsmile]

Hoo boy.

https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/991572252478001153

[lonevoice]

Hi, lonevoice.  Sup, babe.

MV!  I'm scrolling back to listen to those songs of yours.