Midnight In The Desert

[whoozit]

You need to start a "sucks" thread.

This is virgin territory, perhaps I shouldn’t have responded to you Ibby.

[Dr. MD MD]

Yet you felt compelled to respond.  Was there only one group therapy session today?

Compelled? No, I wanted to. From time to time you see fit to register your moral outrage here. I'm just letting you know that no one gives a shit. NEXT!

[GravitySucks]

Without context I have no clue as to whether that is your look of awe or your flirty face.

Damned aspergers

[dsz]

Bwahahahaha, one of the best captures so far IMO

Pretty sure he was responding to the line about the end of MITD and not the one about Heather. But being the smart guy Keith is he left that ambiguous.

[Inglorious Bitch]

This is virgin territory, perhaps I shouldn’t have responded to you Ibby.

There's nothing virgin about you. 

[Dr. MD MD]

I was asked if I was Australian the other day in Home Depot. 

[Dr. MD MD]

There's nothing virgin about you. 

Really?! I would've guessed that EVERYTHING about him was virgin just based on his "dink" comments.

[dsz]

So are we all calling Keith tonight? I'll play Bill Garner.

***clears throat***

"Keith this is Bill. How dare you dox me for not having $5 a month anymore. My ex-wife's lawyer has me living in a sewer culvert."

Everyone who calls in tonight should either say their name is Bill or Lasha 😄😄

[Dr. MD MD]

Yes, it's an easy, lucrative gig.  Unlike your job swapping out urinal cakes on the 3 AM shift at Denny's.

I know! It's almost like you're not really a lawyer at all.

[whoozit]

Compelled? No, I wanted to. From time to time you see fit to register your moral outrage here. I'm just letting you know that no one gives a shit. NEXT!

I have no moral outrage.  It’s not my fault you don’t get the point of most of my posts.  I just wish you would learn something beyond calling people idiots, faggots, or SJW’s.  It’s deliciously ironic when you attack the latter, you seem to be on some crusade yourself.  Now I have important things to attend to and won’t be responding to your blithering anymore today.  This lint isn’t going to get itself out of my bellybutton.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Without context I have no clue as to whether that is your look of awe or your flirty face.

Why can't it be both?

[Bluejay]

Art taught Heather well. When you suck, cause drama.

[bellNwhistle]

K.

I seriously have never seen an episode of The Simpsons either.

[Dr. MD MD]

It's one of those rare weekends where MdMd puts the wheels on his house and ventures forth into the light.

Notice this faggot ONLY ever comments on me here. He's just so threatened by me. Grrrr! Watch out!

[Dr. MD MD]

I have no moral outrage.  It’s not my fault you don’t get the point of most of my posts.  I just wish you would learn something beyond calling people idiots, faggots, or SJW’s.  It’s deliciously ironic when you attack the latter, you seem to be on some crusade yourself.  Now I have important things to attend to and won’t be responding to your blithering anymore today.  Thos lint isn’t going to get itself out of my bellybutton.

You usually don't have a point you just go Look, everyone! Someone's doing bad again! though you've usually TOTALLY misunderstood the post, it's context. etc. because you're a low IQ wannabe. It's OK. I thought I heard your mom calling you too. :

[GravitySucks]

Why can't it be both?

🤔

[Yorkshire pud]

Notice this faggot ONLY ever comments on me here. He's just so threatened by me. Grrrr! Watch out!

Why? You going to type him to death?

[Dr. MD MD]

Why? You going to type him to death?

Maybe.

[Bluejay]

I can't imagine Heather being happy about Keith playing the bumper music greatest hits before she does.

[Richard Groyper]

42 gen Xer mother fucker. Lol.

true, i have fucked many mothers.

[Hells Mole]

Voice acceptability scores (0-100 scale, higher marks=higher acceptability):

Art Bell - 100%
Walter Cronkite - 92%
Tom Brokaw - 90%
Edward R Murrow - 87%
George Noory - 87%
George Knapp - 85%
Roger Grimsby - 76%
John B Wells -58%
Carl DeMaio - 22%
Lisa Garr - 18%
Connie Willis -14%
Heather Leona Wade (MitD voice) - 0.125%

Leonard Nimoy - 100%

[Inglorious Bitch]

true, i have fucked many mothers.

Your own? haha! I kid. I'll be here all week folks. Don't forget to tip your server.

[Richard Groyper]

Then why is it such a shitstorm?

the coming global quitstorm

[Richard Groyper]

Your own? haha! I kid. I'll be here all week folks. Don't forget to tip your server.

ouch! but, yes. and she's dead too....

[HumanBeing]

So does she just sit on Heather’s page waiting to strike? Wonder what he retainer fee is?

The last week or so I've kept open a browser tab of Heather's facebook page.
I've fallen victim to the juvenile soap opera style drama.

[Inglorious Bitch]

ouch! but, yes. and she dead too....

[Dr. MD MD]

the coming global quitstorm

We already lived through it.

[ponyboysunset]

I can't imagine Heather being happy about Keith playing the bumper music greatest hits before she does.

Last time Keith did something without her permission she quit. What's next? LOL.

[Bluejay]

only cool kids allowed!

[Roswells, Art]

Has Wade finished chiseling designing Art's headstone yet?



(with apologies to the Mathesons)