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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM

El Chorro

[edit: What was Keith's offer?]

To do what she wanted.

Live next Monday/Art reruns this week

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: moosie on April 23, 2018, 08:44:16 PM
Yes, precisely, this Glenlivet is not going to drink itself, thank you.

Someone knows what they're doing at the liquor store. ;)

sydtron

Quote from: anon on April 23, 2018, 08:43:30 PM
Carlin also said "rape is funny, it's fucking hilarious"

He also wanted a feminist to make him a steak dinner and give him a nice blowjob.  I miss George.

He's probably screaming up at us.  ???

Fyodor Gutman

I haven't seen this much drama since boarding school. These people are pathetic.

Quote from: sydtron on April 23, 2018, 08:46:25 PM
He also wanted a feminist to make him a steak dinner and give him a nice blowjob.  I miss George.

He's probably screaming up at us.  ???

yeah, he was the best. RIP

ItsTelly

Maybe we need to talk in a language Heather will understand:

Heatherith! Ye art making a royal arse of Thyself.  Stopith Thine posting to Facebookith. Grab ahold of Thyself for onceith. Thinkith, for once, of Ye Fans and return Ye to Thine Studioith forthwithith.

Telly


ItsOver

Quote from: sydtron on April 23, 2018, 08:46:25 PM
He also wanted a feminist to make him a steak dinner and give him a nice blowjob.  I miss George.

He's probably screaming up at us.  ???
Ha, ha, ha... beer me, woman!

WhiteCrow

Quote from: DanTSX on April 23, 2018, 07:54:17 PM

So you’d sound like white crow?


Thought I recognized her voice.

moosie

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 23, 2018, 08:45:34 PM
Someone knows what they're doing at the liquor store. ;)
I'd like to say thank you but honestly I gave away the bottle of archive 21 I got it was awful compared to it's much younger sister the archive 15, so I'm pretty plebian.

How has Heather managed to stay single this long?

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 23, 2018, 08:53:10 PM
How has Heather managed to stay single this long?

Art was tapping dat ass tho...

DanTSX


WhiteCrow

Quote from: popple on April 23, 2018, 07:32:28 PM
Can't wait for Asia to grow up and retell us stories about crazy aunt (Redacted) and how they had to keep moving.

Popple you're back!!!! Yippee.

We were all worried about you.

Catsmile

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 23, 2018, 10:05:38 AM
A depleted uranium shell? Seems a bit overkill. But I've yet to hear an answer to the dichotomy that is thus: The reason for having an armed militia (The 2nd amendment) is to fend off enemies both domestic and foreign. The domestic aspect is the government, who just happen to have the most powerful armed forces on the planet and has an expenditure that exceeds China, Russia, the rest of NATO and Martians, combined.. There are (we are told) 350 milllion firearms held by civilians in the US. And to break that down, 3% of the adult population own 50% of that 350 million. About 25% of the adult population own all the guns.

Basically about 80 million adults own 350 million firearms. My question is this; How do 80 million people who (we assume) support the armed services and the people within, feel they will ever need to take them on in a firefight if the same military was to overthrow the population? (Let us suspend disbelief here, as the government of the day control what the military do). Essentially, the government will use its billions of dollars worth of weaponry to take on 80 million (formed into their well organised militia, yeah right) who have no hope in hell in taking them on?

# Pleasez Explain That Shit to all the 3rd World Shitholes
# Fire From Above Controlled Air Space
# Give Up NAO
# Start With:
# North Korea
# Vietnam
# Afghanistan
# Just 2 name a few
# USA/UK Really Showed Them the Benefits of Superior Fire Power
# Thanks In Advance

# First Their Gunz
# Then Their Knives
# Next Matches
# Forks & Chopsticks Soon 2 Follow
# Once those Citizens are Unarmed
# They Will Soon Become Well Behaved Subjects
# Totally at the Whims of the Powers That Be
# The Government Should Fear It's People
# The People Should Never Fear It's Government
# How Many Times must this lesson be Learned

# No need to win the war to upset the economic rocket the 10% are riding
# You Only Have to shake up their Monopoly Board
# It's simply a matter of who will blink first
# Those who feel they've Nothing to Lose or those who have everything to lose
# Shitz Ugly to think about
# Much Easier to Disarm and sing Kumbaya My Lord
# Oh wait...
# History has shown us many times
# How Lords treated unarmed subjects
# How Many Times must this lesson be Learned

ItsOver

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 23, 2018, 08:53:10 PM
How has Heather managed to stay single this long?
I don't think we need to bring Peter Falk back from the dead to figure that one out.


Queenie

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 23, 2018, 08:43:06 PM
Why is Eric such a pill?! What's up with that guy?

He thinks we are all nuts, but he does watch Falkie. Eric can somehow project Falkie onto the large TV and we watch him together.

Sean92008

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 23, 2018, 08:53:10 PM
How has Heather managed to stay single this long?
Breeders for covens are usually the least wanted "love needy" girls...  They usually go barren after a non-hospital birth or two.

Too soon?

Wha???  She wasn't fired from MitD?!?!?!?!  Didn't she qui...  Oh, that's not...

Fuck.

ItsOver

Quote from: Catsmile on April 23, 2018, 09:04:19 PM
# Pleasez Explain That Shit to all the 3rd World Shitholes
# Fire From Above Controlled Air Space
# Give Up NAO
# Start With:
# North Korea
# Vietnam
# Afghanistan
# Just 2 name a few
# USA/UK Really Showed Them the Benefits of Superior Fire Power
# Thanks In Advance

# First Their Gunz
# Then Their Knives
# Next Matches
# Forks & Chopsticks Soon 2 Follow
# Once those Citizens are Unarmed
# They Will Soon Become Well Behaved Subjects
# Totally at the Whims of the Powers That Be
# The Government Should Fear It's People
# The People Should Never Fear It's Government
# How Many Times must this lesson be Learned

# No need to win the war to upset the economic rocket the 10% are riding
# You Only Have to shake up their Monopoly Board
# It's simply a matter of who will blink first
# Those who feel they've Nothing to Lose or those who have everything to lose
# Shitz Ugly to think about
# Much Easier to Disarm and sing Kumbaya My Lord
# Oh wait...
# History has shown us many times
# How Lords treated unarmed subjects
# How Many Times must this lesson be Learned
Full on hashtag assault!  ;D  8)


ItsTelly

Quote from: anon on April 23, 2018, 08:54:01 PM
Art was tapping dat ass tho...

Indeed.  For having severe COPD, he sure had an active sex life.

And even at the end, he wasn't shooting blanks as his two young children attest.

Telly

Quote from: nooryisawesome on April 23, 2018, 06:42:01 PM
That’s messed up. EVERyONE. I saw a bunch of people on Facebook, talking about how they were going to get me memberships and 2nd and 3rd memberships. People telling her they were praying for her etc. How horrible of them?

Falkie has over 1000 subscribers.  And about 20 views for his videos.

popple

Quote from: WhiteCrow on April 23, 2018, 09:00:58 PM
Popple you're back!!!! Yippee.

We were all worried about you.

どうもありがとう, Mr. White Crow!



Heard you on the ever fantastic GabCast ;D


Robert

If the name comes up on the program, the correct response is, "Weather Vane?  Who's that?"

Sean92008

Quote from: ItsTelly on April 23, 2018, 08:48:25 PM
Maybe we need to talk in a language Heather will understand:

Heatherith! Ye art making a royal arse of Thyself.  Stopith Thine posting to Facebookith. Grab ahold of Thyself for onceith. Thinkith, for once, of Ye Fans and return Ye to Thine Studioith forthwithith.

Telly

Ah, now I remember where I'd seen her before...  Official wench of the Sherri's Ranch Renaissance Faire and Stockade Fetish Club.

But, Telly, she speaks radio now...  I don't think she wants to remember thine oldeth days.

Catsmile

Quote from: sydtron on April 23, 2018, 01:44:54 PM
Jesus.  They just poured Tannerite on a dumpster fire.

# ME ME ME ME
# My Team
# Is She Paying All Her Team?
# Queef Owns DMDN
# Heath Just had a show on DMDN called MitD
# AmIRite?

Lilith

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 23, 2018, 08:28:06 PM
We are all unworthy.. We were unworthy the first time anyone suggested she could maybe leave the vocal fry for Valley Girls selling make up.

Thank You!  I don't feel so alone now.


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: yoursongs on April 23, 2018, 05:50:09 PM
If that little witch comes back, I am done with MITD, bellgab, and all things Art Bell, etc.

i know keith/heather are frustrating, but you can't blame that on bellgab.  stick around.

Quote from: bateman on April 23, 2018, 06:37:53 PM
I HAVE NOTHING AND NO ONES

She's fortunate to have RoseGirl helping her through this.

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