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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM

Taco Bell

Quote from: chefist on May 09, 2018, 11:36:03 AM
"Going to see if our Dracula pumpkin is still burning as I pee our Belgian Sheepdog for tonight."...wtf?

Paul Grabbcock writes like he's on drugs.

K_Dubb

Quote from: chefist on May 09, 2018, 11:36:03 AM
"Going to see if our Dracula pumpkin is still burning as I pee our Belgian Sheepdog for tonight."...wtf?

It has a definite poetry to it.  I like it.

Lord Grantham

Quote from: chefist on May 09, 2018, 11:36:03 AM
"Going to see if our Dracula pumpkin is still burning as I pee our Belgian Sheepdog for tonight."...wtf?

It's all code, lest the vultures intercept their messages.




ponyboysunset

Quote from: Taco Bell on May 09, 2018, 11:43:27 AM
Paul Grabbcock writes like he's on drugs.
Voice to text maybe? I'll now leave with my logic and reason. LOL.

Lord Grantham

Yo, let's see some of those dead dog pictures, circa 1987.

bellNwhistle

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 09, 2018, 11:49:21 AM
Voice to text maybe? I'll now leave with me logic and reason. LOL.

I guess if your name was Grab Cock, you might just let yourself go.  Or..  grab life by the cock & balls gusto!

Friday

Quote from: Taco Bell on May 09, 2018, 11:43:27 AM
Paul Grabbcock writes like he's on drugs.


Not drugs. Retardation. Even Falkie's grammar is better than the majority of Heather's fans.

ponyboysunset

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 09, 2018, 11:52:27 AM
I guess if your name was Grab Cock, you might just let yourself go.  Or..  grab life by the cock & balls gusto!
Is this is ultimate troll name or what? I can't believe no one else has commented on it.  ;D

ItsOver

Quote from: trostol on May 09, 2018, 10:41:15 AM
tonight's show might not be too bad..
That sounds too close to saying Heater is a competent host.  ;)

Taco Bell

Quote from: Friday on May 09, 2018, 11:52:31 AM

Not drugs. Retardation. Even Falkie's grammar is better than the majority of Heather's fans.

Blame it on Grabbcock's parents then. Maybe they're related too.

bellNwhistle

Quote from: Lord Grantham on May 09, 2018, 11:52:19 AM
Yo, let's see some of those dead dog pictures, circa 1987.

I thought maybe it was an issue of autocorrect, but fuck, man.  You can still go back and edit that shit! 

What does Heather want with a DVD featuring the death of a dog back in the 80's?   :o


bellNwhistle

Is it just me, or does Dave look a bit like Jessie Ventura?






ponyboysunset

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 09, 2018, 11:54:46 AM
I thought maybe it was an issue of autocorrect, but fuck, man.  You can still go back and edit that shit! 

What does Heather want with a DVD featuring the death of a dog back in the 80's?   :o
I think he meant our dog, that is now dead and was alive in 1987. But what the fuck pee on our Belgian sheep dog means I'll never know. I'm not that hip to the drug culture. LOL

aldousburbank

Quote from: Friday on May 09, 2018, 11:52:31 AM

Even Falkie's grammar is better than the majority of Heather's fans.

You need to leave peoples grammers and grampas out of this.

ItsOver

Quote from: Uncle Duke on May 09, 2018, 11:06:04 AM
What's eye opening is the clear tiering of wingnut guests one hears listening to the lesser known shows/podcasts.  It's like the development of talent in minor league baseball, some never get much beyond AA level for good reason.
Good point.  Few make major league Satanist, so I hear. ;)

Quote from: ItsOver on May 01, 2018, 04:18:57 PM
Comedy gold.  ;D



"Heather has interviewed major league Satanists..."

That should should look good on a resume.

bellNwhistle

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 09, 2018, 11:56:28 AM
I think he meant our dog, that is now dead and was alive in 1987. But what the fuck pee on our Belgian sheep dog means I'll never know. I'm not that hip to the drug culture. LOL

It is the actual death video of the dog?
A look back on the dog's life?
Like, now I just need to know!

And what kind of sick people are they, anyway??

ponyboysunset

Quote from: ItsOver on May 09, 2018, 12:00:18 PM
Good point.  Few make major league Satanist, so I hear. ;)
Well you know, fuck those minor league ones. BTW I think someone said last night Dave used to do an Anton Lavey look. So does looking like the founding father of Satanism count for something?

Lord Grantham

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 09, 2018, 12:00:58 PM
It is the actual death video of the dog?


It's a fucking snuff film

cweb

Quote from: ItsOver on May 09, 2018, 12:00:18 PM
Good point.  Few make major league Satanist, so I hear. ;)
Wasn't Major League Satanism on SpikeTV at one point?

When ya miss out on broadcast rights for other sports, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on May 09, 2018, 11:15:21 AM
Ha. Great point. Do these lower tiered nutjob shows offer promotions like minor league teams? $1 beet juice nights or maybe "small" Berkee water-filters that are available in Iowa?
Free concert tickets, for inspirational purposes.  Reach for the stars pizza rolls.


ponyboysunset

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 09, 2018, 12:00:58 PM
It is the actual death video of the dog?
A look back on the dog's life?
Like, now I just need to know!

And what kind of sick people are they, anyway??
Paul & Ella, perhaps the major league Satanists Lasha spoke of? Maybe 'pee on my Belgian Sheep dog' is code for some time of magick ritual?  :o


bellNwhistle

Quote from: Lord Grantham on May 09, 2018, 12:03:44 PM
It's a fucking snuff film

Damn, those people really are sick.  >:(





;D
Okay, no. I really have to see this DVD right now.  PBS, you steal the disc, and I'll go make the popcorn!

Friday

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 09, 2018, 11:58:15 AM
You need to leave peoples grammers and grampas out of this.

*Refer to avatar*

Quote from: Pizzapunch on May 09, 2018, 11:34:06 AM
Guys I think Paul and Ella could bankroll Heather forever....
now that is funny

bellNwhistle

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 09, 2018, 12:05:49 PM
Paul & Ella, perhaps the major league Satanists Lasha spoke of? Maybe 'pee on my Belgian Sheep dog' is code for some time of magick ritual?  :o

See, I thought this was the couple Dave was referring to the other night in his show..  he did an interview with a married couple not that long ago.  Something about positivity or something.  You mean this isn't them?

LMAO

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 09, 2018, 11:55:39 AM
Is it just me, or does Dave look a bit like Jessie Ventura?



Mmmm. I think it's quite possible that they have never been seen together in the same room.

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