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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM

JesusJuice

Heather is working up the courage to post a pic of herself in a tin foil hat in honor of Art's birthday.

Quote from: JesusJuice on June 17, 2016, 10:36:35 PM
Heather is working up the courage to post a pic of herself in a tin foil hat in honor of Art's birthday.

She should eat a lightbulb on air in honor of Art


JesusJuice

Heather keeps cracking herself up. She is the funniest person she knows.

mikuthing01

Quote from: JesusJuice on June 17, 2016, 10:40:06 PM
Heather keeps cracking herself up. She is the funniest person she knows.

I think shes been drinking

I_Speculate

Quote from: mikuthing01 on June 17, 2016, 10:40:23 PM
I think shes been drinking

I've been drinking but fail every time to make myself laugh. Not sure if the change occured after the 1st 2nd or 3rd concussion.

Which reminds me i should get this joint rolled up.

JesusJuice

Quote from: mikuthing01 on June 17, 2016, 10:40:23 PM
I think shes been drinking


She's not even laughing at jokes. She's just laughing at random things and then going in a fit for like a full five seconds.

mikuthing01

Quote from: JesusJuice on June 17, 2016, 10:41:51 PM

She's not even laughing at jokes. She's just laughing at random things and then going in a fit for like a full five seconds.

She's almost as funny as the new Ghost Busters trailers

Nobody

Quote from: JesusJuice on June 17, 2016, 10:36:35 PM
Heather is working up the courage to post a pic of herself in a tin foil hat in honor of Art's birthday.

Does this tinfoil hat business mean that we are finally doing away with the pretense that Art has nothing to do with the program?

JesusJuice

What the fuck is this? She let this caller ask her random questions for five minutes. She admitted that she likes to lick batteries. He asked her if she liked Radiohead and she said she loved them. Then he asked her if she likes the new album and she said "oh you mean the group Radiohead."

Nobody

Quote from: mikuthing01 on June 17, 2016, 10:40:23 PM
I think shes been drinking

Given that she does not seem to like her job very much, I cannot say I blame her for drinking.

(Although I now find myself wondering what the audience is doing to help them get through the show, seeing as how the host has to drink to get through it.)

Quote from: JesusJuice on June 17, 2016, 10:46:26 PM
What the fuck is this? She let this caller ask her random questions for five minutes. She admitted that she likes to lick batteries. He asked her if she liked Radiohead and she said she loved them. Then he asked her if she likes the new album and she said "oh you mean the group Radiohead."

lol lol lol wow.

JesusJuice

This long-winded christian story suddenly turned into gay bashing. He was going to get crushed by a car and didn't want this guy to help him because the guy was gay. But when they found him he wasn't crushed by the car, he was just sitting there Indian Style. Jesus did this.

akwilly

Quote from: JesusJuice on June 17, 2016, 10:55:18 PM
This long-winded christian story suddenly turned into gay bashing. He was going to get crushed by a car and didn't want this guy to help him because the guy was gay. But when they found him he wasn't crushed by the car, he was just sitting there Indian Style. Jesus did this.
I highly doubt he was sitting Indian Style.

JesusJuice

Quote from: akwilly on June 17, 2016, 10:56:50 PM
I highly doubt he was sitting Indian Style.


He said he was. Jesus was involved so it's a true story.

bateman

Quote from: JesusJuice on June 17, 2016, 10:46:26 PM
What the fuck is this? She let this caller ask her random questions for five minutes. She admitted that she likes to lick batteries. He asked her if she liked Radiohead and she said she loved them. Then he asked her if she likes the new album and she said "oh you mean the group Radiohead."


Quote from: JesusJuice on June 17, 2016, 10:57:52 PM

He said he was. Jesus was involved so it's a true story.

This is why we need Mexicans. Lots of good dudes named Jesus there to help us.

JesusJuice

Quote from: JesusJuice on June 17, 2016, 10:55:18 PM
This long-winded christian story suddenly turned into gay bashing. He was going to get crushed by a car and didn't want this guy to help him because the guy was gay. But when they found him he wasn't crushed by the car, he was just sitting there Indian Style. Jesus did this.


https://twitter.com/sara2theplains/status/744030173851488256


https://twitter.com/randybaggins/status/744030006150565889


https://twitter.com/randybaggins/status/744030412712869888


https://twitter.com/RyanCorven/status/744031384767963136

Damnit this sounds like a hilarious train wreck. I gotta listen lol

Ghost Nutter

My guess is drinking...or too much coffee



Nobody

Heather: "The night is young, but it's already getting good."  ???

You were right, mikuthing01; she has been drinking.

akwilly

Quote from: Darth Sandra on June 17, 2016, 11:04:22 PM
He's still on hold. 48 hours and counting
shit I hope he gets on. If not it will be a long weekend for him with a phone taped to his ear.

Ghost stories sounded great.  Too bad it isn't turning out that way.

I_Speculate

She won't accept money for her services...

I wish the last prostitute i slept with had that attitude.

fml.

j/k She took the money and the 20$ i tipped her....

No really j/k

JesusJuice

It's petering out. I'm going to tune over to Jimmy Church. Good night.

Nobody

It is the "marry me Madonna" guy.  ::)

Quote from: JesusJuice on June 17, 2016, 11:09:44 PM
It's petering out. I'm going to tune over to Jimmy Church. Good night.

You going to miss out on my shout out.  Should be on next.


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