Midnight In The Desert

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

What is the capacity of that hat for liquids and solids? 

1300 to 1400 grams, or around 3 pounds. In terms of length, the average is around 15 centimeters long. volume varies.

[The King of Kings]

how do they know you a first time caller?

[Sandra Kristen]

Where am I supposed to carry this on me? Phone, keys and wallet are already too much.

Get a purse

[JesusJuice]

how do they know you a first time caller?

It would be dishonest to call the first time caller line and not be a first time caller.

[Zenman]

Who knew wolfman was a genius poet. 

[The King of Kings]

It would be dishonest to call the first time caller line and not be a first time caller.

Yes.  It is known.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

how do they know you a first time caller?

"911. What is the emergency"
"Hi. I'm a first time caller......" 

[albrecht]

Where am I supposed to carry this on me? Phone, keys and wallet are already too much.

There are over-priced single packet ones that you can buy and recent a newer, better sealing system on the normal ones. Saved my ass in places like Hungarian trains.

[Nobody]

Where am I supposed to carry this on me?

Phone, keys and wallet are already too much.

Pop 2-3 babywipes in a small ziplock and put it in the paper currency pocket of your wallet; problem solved. 

[Lilith]

Who knew wolfman was a genius poet.

I did!  I did!
I have a collection of three of his classic original songs in my "Best of Wolfman" folder. I use the one he wrote called "Hello" as my phone ringtone.

[Nobody]

There are over-priced single packet ones that you can buy and recent a newer, better sealing system on the normal ones. Saved my ass in places like Hungarian trains.

Are Hungarian trains like Venezuelan ones (i.e. no toilet paper)?

[The King of Kings]

Is this dude talking about a national power outage or regional?

I can't fathom a national power outage would occur simultaneously.

[Lilith]

Is this dude talking about a national power outage or regional?

I can't fathom a national power outage would occur simultaneously.

I think he's contemplating "nationwide".

[Nobody]

We'll be shitting in hats then!

My advice is to start practicing right now.

[K_Dubb]

Bug-out?  Is that a thing?

[The King of Kings]

Fort Hood, overwhelmingly white area, acting civilly in the face of catastrophe.

[Zenman]

I did!  I did!
I have a collection of three of his classic original songs in my "Best of Wolfman" folder. I use the one he wrote called "Hello" as my phone ringtone.

[akwilly]

i bring you the dual use beer box hat.

Oh that is nice. Only a real shit head would not want to set that ablaze.

[Nobody]

I did!  I did!
I have a collection of three of his classic original songs in my "Best of Wolfman" folder. I use the one he wrote called "Hello" as my phone ringtone.

I will bite: did you get these songs from his website?

[Lilith]

I will bite: did you get these songs from his website?

No, I clipped them out of shows he has been on.  He Played "Flat Earth Heads" and "Hello" on End of Days Radio, and he played "Cauldron of Bees" on AmyOnTheRadio.

[The King of Kings]

Lone Wolf McQuaid

Survivor the apocalypse.

[Nobody]

No, I clipped them out of shows he has been on.  He Played "Flat Earth Heads" and "Hello" on End of Days Radio, and he played "Cauldron of Bees" on AmyOnTheRadio.

I'm guessing these songs are a lot better than the 3:22 long song he did upon the death of his brother?  I mean, for me, actually seeking out and collecting Wolfman's songs is pretty much inconceivable.

[akwilly]

I honestly wish the grid would go down for a few weeks.

[zeebo]

Bug-out?  Is that a thing?

Yes in fact you should have a "Bug-out Bag" already packed and good-to-go (I learned this on Doomsday Preppers).

[The King of Kings]

Aight, let's form a group for the Armageddon.

I am the leader based on my username.  King of Kings.

First, I am going to need a harem.

[Nobody]

Bug-out?  Is that a thing?

You will hear a lot of survivalist-types talk about their "bug-out bag."

[zeebo]

I honestly wish the grid would go down for a few weeks.

Would only take about 3-4 days for civilization to come undone.

[K_Dubb]

Yes in fact you should have a "Bug-out Bag" already packed and good-to-go (I learned this on Doomsday Preppers).

Thanks.  It will need to be quite a large bag with all those beer boxes and baby wipes.  Perhaps I shall just "bug-in".

[Lilith]

I'm guessing these songs are a lot better than the 3:22 long song he did upon the death of his brother?  I mean, for me, actually seeking out and collecting Wolfman's songs is pretty much inconceivable.

I can't honestly say, as I haven't heard that one.

[Nobody]

Thanks.  It will need to be quite a large bag with all those beer boxes and baby wipes. 

Alternately, you could train yourself to "hold it" for 3-4 weeks at a stretch so as to save on bag space.

(No one said this was going to be easy!)