Midnight In The Desert

[TigerLily]

The current PM is a Japanese nationalist whose honked off Japan's neighbors by visiting Shinto shrines dedicated to Japanese war criminals like Tojo on multiple occasions.

Japan having nukes would cause South Korea to want to nuke up on its own even more than North Korea having nukes does.

You get a nuke! You get a nuke! Everyone gets nukes!

[JesusJuice]

The guest basically told Heather that she can't dumb it down for her any further.

[GravitySucks]

The Chinamen want revenge for the "rape of Nanking".

They already have nukes.

[The King of Kings]

He clearly misspoke or made a typo. Of course the Germans were the worst because the holocaust was the worst thing to ever happen in the history of mankind.

I am glad someone understands this.  Thank you .

[Nobody]

The guest has that Valley Girl accent that reminds me of high school 

Between the Valley Girl accent, vacuous laugh, and pseudoscientific twaddle, this guest is well on track to annoy me even more than Heather.

(Which is really something, let me tell you.)

[MV/Liberace!]

The current PM is a Japanese nationalist whose honked off Japan's neighbors by visiting Shinto shrines dedicated to Japanese war criminals like Tojo on multiple occasions.

Japan having nukes would cause South Korea to want to nuke up on its own even more than North Korea having nukes does.

japanese PMs serve, on average, far shorter terms than PMs in most other parliamentary systems.  you're not taking this into account when listing him as the primary concern.

[Richard Groyper]

fuck the Chinese , let the sorks and the japs nuke them

Yeah, I don't give two shit's about the Chinese. Fuck 'em right in their Chinese asses!

[albrecht]

fuck the Chinese , let the sorks and the japs nuke them

Good sentiment but the fall-out. As I've mentioned before there are biological or chemical and even just softer economic solutions, especially with what we know of the genome, animal husbandry, crops, water, banking, etc that might be much more effective or at least the Neutron bombs for these pesky Asians and Islamic situations. Kidding, of course. Obviously!

[21st Century Man]

You get a nuke! You get a nuke! Everyone gets nukes!

This is going to end badly some day.  Hopefully Jesus will come back before then.  LOL.

[Juan Cena]

thats a bad thing why?

Cause it wouldn't just be South Korea wanting to nuke up if Japan did. Thailand and Vietnam would both probably try to nuke up as well.

Taiwan might try to as well, which would not make China happy one bit.

[Richard Groyper]

They already have nukes.

They want dat revenge doh...

[mikuthing01]

fuck the Chinese , let the sorks and the japs nuke them

I agree

[The King of Kings]

This is going to end badly some day.  Hopefully Jesus will come back before then.  LOL.

I can never tell when someone is being literal or philosophical when saying something like this.

[aldousburbank]

Yeah, I don't give two shit's about the Chinese. Fuck 'em right in their Chinese asses!

But not on the first date right?

[MV/Liberace!]

I bet at one point, MV, where ever he lived, and I, where I lived, sang along to WHAM! at the same time during our youth.

well, i don't know how old you are, but i was about 4 or 5 when this stuff was coming out.  i was well aware of it, though, since my older sister incessantly listened to just about every hit from that era.

[The King of Kings]

I agree

Can you imagine getting torn to shreds by a .50 caliber machine gun by a cute giggling Chinese girl?

[21st Century Man]

I can never tell when someone is being literal or philosophical when saying something like this.

Tongue somewhat in cheek. 

[Dr. MD MD]

They want dat revenge doh...

[Richard Groyper]

But not on the first date right?

I'm a dog, so, yes...

[Richard Groyper]

Dats dah one!

[Juan Cena]

japanese PMs serve, on average, far shorter terms than PMs in most other parliamentary systems.  you're not taking this into account when listing him as the primary concern.

Abe's been in power since 2012, and was re-elected in 2014.

[Richard Groyper]

Heather doesn't "get it".

[The King of Kings]

well, i don't know how old you are, but i was about 4 or 5 when this stuff was coming out.  i was well aware of it, though, since my older sister incessantly listened to just about every hit from that era.

come on, you probably grabbed a hair dryer and sang Wham! songs into it like a mic while you danced around the house in your Spiderman Pajamas.

[JesusJuice]

Can you imagine getting torn to shreds by a .50 caliber machine gun by a cute giggling Chinese girl?

It would be the biggest thrill of my life. Everything that I have ever done would have led up to that moment.

[GravitySucks]

Abe's been in power since 2012, and was re-elected in 2014.

So you help to make his point.

[aldousburbank]

I've got the hard problem of consciousness in my pants yo.

[Juan Cena]

Can you imagine getting torn to shreds by a .50 caliber machine gun by a cute giggling Chinese girl?

I know people who would kill to die like that.

[Nobody]

Guest is in her forties?  Wow.

[21st Century Man]

well, i don't know how old you are, but i was about 4 or 5 when this stuff was coming out.  i was well aware of it, though, since my older sister incessantly listened to just about every hit from that era.

I was in high school.  Everybody made fun of George Michael with his perfect hair and glistening teeth.

[Richard Groyper]

It would be the biggest thrill of my life. Everything that I have ever done would have led up to that moment.

Those slanty eyes tho. You might survive.