Midnight In The Desert

[bateman]

Art followed me on Twitter tonight. Not sure why.

[SciFiAuthor]

does she have money?

Sort of, nice inheritance when Daddy goes.

[Dr_Blue]

For those without audio, Art called in as a caller....then Heather let him go wayyyyyyy too soon!

[norland2424]

Art followed me on Twitter tonight. Not sure why.

He might be your biological father, which makes Heather your step mother...

[Nobody]

That call from Art was waaay too short.

(Talk about dangling the carrot!)  :

[WildCard]

What if Art called and no one noticed or cared?

[Dr. MD MD]

Art calls in and I'm totally nonplused. I guess the honeymoon really is over. 

[trostol]

Art followed me on Twitter tonight. Not sure why.

expect a call about taking over the show lol

[Dr_Blue]

"HEATHER!" I'm gonna spank you GIRL!   

[WildCard]

Art followed me on Twitter tonight. Not sure why.

Now you've got a stalker.

[trostol]

Sort of, nice inheritance when Daddy goes.

hmmm...would you take him out then dump her off on me...

[Dr_Blue]

What if Art called and no one noticed or cared?

hahaha......er ya.

[zeebo]

Damn was watching Cops w/ the sound off, missed Art.  Frig.

[bateman]

He might be your biological father, which makes Heather your step mother...

[ShayP]

I was drinking Pinot Noir like a civilized person but my bartender friend poured Merlot into my glass because the bar will be closed until Tuesday for Memorial Day sooo they would just pour it out otherwise. So now I'm drinking this bullshit and am being reminded why I don't drink Merlot with every sip.

Oh.  Well cool.  Pinot Noir.  WTF!!!!!  Why are you drinking Pinot Noir at a time slightly before 2:23 am?  With that bright acidity you better have been noshing on some Tasso Ham with sundried tomatoes, or smoked mussels.  Fuck this shit dude.  I'm on my way.....

[Dr_Blue]

Art calls in and I'm totally nonplused. I guess the honeymoon really is over. 

Ya, at first I thought it was another annoying caller..... it took a minute.   

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Oh Choose Your Own Adventure about going to the moon.
Space Patrol or Third Planet from Altair?

[SciFiAuthor]

hmmm...would you take him out then dump her off on me...

Won't go that far, I sort of get along with him. Sort of.

[bateman]

Oh.  Well cool.  Pinot Noir.  WTF!!!!!  Why are you drinking Pinot Noir at a time slightly before 2:23 am?  With that bright acidity you better have been noshing on some Tasso Ham with sundried tomatoes, or smoked mussels.  Fuck this shit dude.  I'm on my way.....

I'm gonna make egg sandwiches when I get home. 👍🏼

[trostol]

Won't go that far, I sort of get along with him. Sort of.

cant help ya then

[Dr_Blue]

what a pickup line.hahaha........"Hey, your voice sounds so good baby....do you Sing?"

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Fire dancing is her hobby.

[Nobody]

My colon is resilient, so I am pretty confident.

Can you post some pics so we can judge for ourselves? 

(This caller just said that Heather had an "exceptional voice."  I just threw up a little in my mouth.)

[ShayP]

I'm gonna make egg sandwiches when I get home. 👍🏼

Fried overhard egg with pepper and mayo on toast?  Please say yes.

[trostol]

[trostol]

Fried overhard egg with pepper and mayo on toast?  Please say yes.

need bacon in there...or canadian bacon...or some form of bacon

[SciFiAuthor]

Fried overhard egg with pepper and mayo on toast?  Please say yes.

Slice of American Cheese too. Maybe dashes of hot sauce.

[zeebo]

Slice of American Cheese too. Maybe dashes of hot sauce.

Oh jeez what's next a few jalepenos?  Please stop.

[Nobody]

Heather just said she wants to sing without anyone hearing her.  If only she felt that way about hosting a radio programme.

[trostol]

Fried overhard egg with pepper and mayo on toast?  Please say yes.

also..need to remove the mayo