Midnight In The Desert

[Firefighter]

ugh could you actually imaging listening to LMH every night...no thanks lol

I'd imagine it'd be three topics

crop circles.....cattle mutilation....and lots of Rendlesham/RAF Woodbridge

[albrecht]

I'd imagine it'd be three topics

crop circles.....cattle mutilation....and lots of Rendlesham/RAF Woodbridge

"cored rectums" mentioned every few moments.

[Dr. MD MD]

I might be the worst fisher in the world. I went out occasionally on fishing boat excursions in Key West. They held about 30 people. While heading to the fishing spot the crew would take five dollars from everyone that wanted in on whoever pulls the biggest fish gets the all the money. After about five trips I stopped going in on it. Not only did I not catch the biggest fish, I never even caught a fish.

That's why it's called fishing, not catching.   

[albrecht]

That's why it's called fishing, not catching.   

Though it looks like we might lose it reminds me of our great Coach Augie about baseball, but could apply for fishing, paraphrased: you learn more by losing. So many games in BB, you need to learn how to lose. And not give up and do it again. Likewise, you will never catch anything if you stop casting!

[JesusJuice]

He's back [to shilling for Heather again]

Edit: Sorry for the confusion.

https://twitter.com/ArtBell51/status/736403109954494465

[dan7800]

He's back.

https://twitter.com/ArtBell51/status/736403109954494465

Doesn't sound like it to me...

[Roswells, Art]

Damn Art, you are so fucking talented. Just do a show for fucks sake. Unless you don't want to, that's fine too. Just let us know.

[JesusJuice]

Doesn't sound like it to me...

Oh. I meant that he's back to shilling Art Bell's Midnight In The Desert Featuring Heather Wade. I thought that he quit doing that but he was just taking a break.

[Roswells, Art]

Also, I still love ABBA.

[Ghost Nutter]

How many new affiliates  picked up the show since heather took over

[Nobody]

Over the years, I have only found one true secret. Must be present to win.

Can't you just pay someone to lob dynamite into the water for you and split the catch?

[Nobody]

To be blunt...listening to mitd is now truly painful.Painful like getting your balls pierced.Painful like your finger slammed in a car door.

An attempt to appeal to the masochist demographic, perhaps?

(That second sentence of yours is some pretty powerful imagery by the way.) 

[MV/Liberace!]

"cored rectums"

i'm presenting this name at the next band meeting.

[ShayP]

I am sorry I tuned in.  Caller requests a guest that believes in a flat earth.  Didn't this happen recently?  The caller asks how to explain a sunset.  FUCK!!!!  Why can't the caller just die?

[Roswells, Art]

OH hey this threadl

[Dr_Blue]

I am sorry I tuned in.  Caller requests a guest that believes in a flat earth.  Didn't this happen recently?  The caller asks how to explain a sunset.  FUCK!!!!  Why can't the caller just die?

Whoa! Dude! 

[ShayP]

Whoa! Dude! 

Sorry.  Kinda over the top?  Just like assholes who think the earth is flat. 

[Dr_Blue]

Do you think Heather reads this thread during the show??   Perhaps after?

[Ghost Nutter]

I am sorry I tuned in.  Caller requests a guest that believes in a flat earth.  Didn't this happen recently?  The caller asks how to explain a sunset.  FUCK!!!!  Why can't the caller just die?

I'm  sorry this is my life

[Nobody]

"cored rectums" mentioned every few moments.

Won't you get billed $5.99 a minute for that kind of talk?

[JesusJuice]

Wolfman! Yay! He just saved the show. He also uploaded a new podcast tonight!

[Dr_Blue]

Sorry.  Kinda over the top?  Just like assholes who think the earth is flat. 

I hear ya. Is there anything WE can do to improve open lines..........well I guess we could call in? Or.......what?

[ShayP]

I'm  sorry this is my life

Empathy.  Maybe it gets better for both of us?

[Dr_Blue]

what would I do if I only  had 7 days left......hmmmmm let me think.

[JesusJuice]

The bitch just shut him down because he was "off topic". It's open lines! Shes going to end up alienating everyone.

[ShayP]

I hear ya. Is there anything WE can do to improve open lines..........well I guess we could call in? Or.......what?

We could.  I just can't.

[Dr_Blue]

Lorie toye did the map right.......of what america will look like after it is major flooding I think.??

[Nobody]

i'm presenting this name at the next band meeting.

"Cored rectums" and "jizz grenade" would make a great punk double bill.

[albrecht]

i'm presenting this name at the next band meeting.

Depending on your genre, or bar, this could be a money maker! I wish you well (consult an attorney lest LMH already holds a legal claim.)

[Dr_Blue]

Does Heather read these posts during the break?  Or perhaps not at all?