Midnight In The Desert

[norland2424]

It is scary how well some people can pull off the heroin look.

you pull it off well 

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o8uUP0lS9c

[Sandra Kristen]

you pull it off well 

[mikuthing01]

did someone say heroin?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

[norland2424]

time for hoagie

[Roswells, Art]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o8uUP0lS9c

I like Debussy.

[TigerLily]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOwXqIFikAM

Steve Stevens is hotter

[Dr. MD MD]

I like Debussy.

Yeah, that symphony in particular is great at eliciting visuals of what it's about. It really makes me feel like I'm at sea. 

[Juan Cena]

did someone say heroin?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

Dude.

[Dr. MD MD]

Man murders transgendered woman in public restroom...felt daughter was threatened even though the woman made no attempt at contact with the man or his daughter. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

So two hours of open lines talking about transgender people in bathrooms. I'm going to see what LMH has to say for the night.

[Nobody]

Yeah ...  when I'm enjoying the guest, I really REALLY wish (Redacted) would be quiet.

The radio gods be praised!  Through their direct intervention, the inanities were kept to a relative minimum during this interview! ::beams::

(Which, sadly, is about the best that can be hoped for with MITD.  Any expectations of competence [let alone brilliance] on the part of HW long ago went out the window with me.)

I can only hope that HW favours her producer with a [unspeakably vulgar reference to a deeply satisfying sex act expunged in the interests of preserving Good Taste on Bellgab] or two after his landing her such a cool guest (well, either that or a hefty raise anyway).

If she fails to do so, there is no justice in this world.

(Well done Martin Willis.  Respect!)

[JesusJuice]

https://twitter.com/wolfmanmike47/status/736104142796513280

[Nobody]

So two hours of open lines talking about transgender people in bathrooms. I'm going to see what LMH has to say for the night.

It's too bad that everyone bailed on the last two hours of the programme.  Had they stuck around, they could have heard a woman praise Heather as being "intelligent" with their very own ears.  I kid you not. 

(I know what you're thinking and, no, she didn't sound drunk or stoned.)

Runner-up in the "Good Lord! Can You Believe It?" Contest: the male caller who described Heather as being "absolutely beautiful." 

I think I can now say that, yes, I really have heard everything. 

[akwilly]

https://twitter.com/wolfmanmike47/status/736104142796513280

because you are a wolfman not a bear. Only bears shit in the woods

[Nobody]

Welcome to bellgab! 

Why, thank you, nice lady!  

I must say that, if my hair always turned out as cool as your hat, my life would be a lot easier. 

[Nobody]

https://twitter.com/wolfmanmike47/status/736104142796513280

[henge0stone]

I see Heather and Hoag are no longer stickied on the top. Guess people just don't give a crap anymore.

[cweb]

I see Heather and Hoag are no longer stickied on the top. Guess people just don't give a crap anymore.

It's the Bellgab Hierarchy (tm).

From the top:
Owns this bitch (MV)
Has forum name and multiple sub-forums dedicated to him (Art Bell)
Has sub-forum dedicated to him (George Noory)
Has sticky thread (GabCast)
Has thread (MITD/ OSOM)
Has several mentions across some posts
Has delirious fantasies people make fun of (Bobo)

[Tinfoil_Helm]

She is young(ish) I think?

It ain't her age.  She can't even READ.  Listen to her.  Why has this gone on for so long?!?

[Roswells, Art]

Mayport. Next to Jacksonville. Couldn't keep any red snappers. Real shame. Caught some of the biggest ones I have seen. We caught a lot of fish, but had to throw back a lot of undersized sea bass and amberjack in addition to throwing back all the red snappers.

Fun day in the sun. Everybody kept the deckhands scurrying. They earned their tips.

I might be the worst fisher in the world. I went out occasionally on fishing boat excursions in Key West. They held about 30 people. While heading to the fishing spot the crew would take five dollars from everyone that wanted in on whoever pulls the biggest fish gets the all the money. After about five trips I stopped going in on it. Not only did I not catch the biggest fish, I never even caught a fish.

One time when I was living in Long Beach, California I went on an overnight fishing trip. The boat went south of the boarder even to get to a fishing spot. In the morning everyone went to the stern and put their lines in, me included. Immediately everyone started reeling in fish left and right, even children, except for me. Haha. So I decided to go to the port side to fish. I somehow got spaghetti lines. A mate came up to me and helped me get the line untangled. He untangled it then threw the line in the water, held if for about 30 seconds then handed me the pole, I almost immediately caught a fish. I think it's something he did. In fact I think there is a secret to fishing that no one will tell me. It only gets told to children of dieing parents on their deathbed.

[GravitySucks]

I might be the worst fisher in the world. I went out occasionally on fishing boat excursions in Key West. They held about 30 people. While heading to the fishing spot the crew would take five dollars from everyone that wanted in on whoever pulls the biggest fish gets the all the money. After about five trips I stopped going in on it. Not only did I not catch the biggest fish, I never even caught a fish. One time when I was living in Long Beach, California I went on an overnight fishing trip. The boat went south of the boarder even to get to a fishing spot. In the morning everyone went to the stern and put their lines in, me included. Immediately everyone started reeling in fish left and right, even children, except for me. Haha. So I decided to go to the port side to fish. I somehow got spaghetti lines. A mate came up to me and helped me get the line untangled. He untangled it then threw the line in the water, held if for about 30 seconds then handed me the pole, I almost immediately caught a fish. I think it's something he did. In fact I think there is a secret to fishing that no one will tell me. It only gets told to children of dieing parents on their deathbed.

Welcome to my world. There is a reason they call it fishing and not catching. I have fished all my life, and I have only caught the biggest and most fish on one trip. In Alaska. Halibut seemed to jump on my hook when everyone else was catching cod.

Over the years, I have only found one true secret. Must be present to win.

[Roswells, Art]

Welcome to my world. There is a reason they call it fishing and not catching. I have fished all my life, and I have only caught the biggest and most fish on one trip. In Alaska. Halibut seemed to jump on my hook when everyone else was catching cod.

Over the years, I have only found one true secret. Must be present to win.

Riiight. You're in on it too. haha

What is 'vent'ing?

[trostol]

if you are worrying about actually catching fish while fishing..you are doing it wrong

[GravitySucks]

Riiight. You're in on it too. haha

What is 'vent'ing?

When you pull up a red snapper or grouper that has been caught really deep, like over 100 feet, then their swim bladder ends up sticking out their mouth. If you are going to release the fish back into the water, you are supposed to "vent" the swim bladder and ease it back into the fish. Venting involves sticking a small knife or the tip of a filet knife into the swim bladder to release the air behind it so it can go back into the fish.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpb8zNh0xCA

[Roswells, Art]

if you are worrying about actually catching fish while fishing..you are doing it wrong

Take note, I did it more than five times.

[trostol]

Take note, I did it more than five times.

all about drinking the beer and being with friends..which show why i havent gone in decades lol

[superfan]

The Radio God is busy elsewhere this evening, it seems:

No, Heather, he built a fire in the middle of the raft and cooked them!

(I mean, how many stories have you ever heard about people on a raft cooking their food?) 

Can Heather cock up an interview or what? 

OK.I ve tried changing this blog to 1)Best and Weird 60s rock hits.2)Asking Art politely to come back and save my brain
from Witch Heather....NOW..my best idea yet 3) We all write the same thing.
"GET US A REAL INTERVIEWER"
and ALL CONCENTRATE TOGETHER TO AFFECT THE QUANTUM FIELDS TO TURN THOUGHT INTO ACTION.
HEATHER:Please understand this is nothing personal.I wish you the best in life.Just by now you surely (don"t call me Shirley) must get it that being a major domo interviewer is not your forte.To say the least.To be blunt...listening to mitd is now truly painful.Painful like getting your balls pierced.Painful like your finger slammed in a car door.We need a PRO!!!!! Howard Hughes,George Knapp,Linda Howe or many,many other great candidates......Please...and soon.....

[Roswells, Art]

OK.I ve tried changing this blog to 1)Best and Weird 60s rock hits.2)Asking Art politely to come back and save my brain
from Witch Heather....NOW..my best idea yet 3) We all write the same thing.
"GET US A REAL INTERVIEWER"
and ALL CONCENTRATE TOGETHER TO AFFECT THE QUANTUM FIELDS TO TURN THOUGHT INTO ACTION.
HEATHER:Please understand this is nothing personal.I wish you the best in life.Just by now you surely (don"t call me Shirley) must get it that being a major domo interviewer is not your forte.To say the least.To be blunt...listening to mitd is now truly painful.Painful like getting your balls pierced.Painful like your finger slammed in a car door.We need a PRO!!!!! Howard Hughes,George Knapp,Linda Howe or many,many other great candidates......Please...and soon.....

I kind of want to torture SredniVashtar by making him read this over and over.

[trostol]

OK.I ve tried changing this blog to 1)Best and Weird 60s rock hits.2)Asking Art politely to come back and save my brain
from Witch Heather....NOW..my best idea yet 3) We all write the same thing.
"GET US A REAL INTERVIEWER"
and ALL CONCENTRATE TOGETHER TO AFFECT THE QUANTUM FIELDS TO TURN THOUGHT INTO ACTION.
HEATHER:Please understand this is nothing personal.I wish you the best in life.Just by now you surely (don"t call me Shirley) must get it that being a major domo interviewer is not your forte.To say the least.To be blunt...listening to mitd is now truly painful.Painful like getting your balls pierced.Painful like your finger slammed in a car door.We need a PRO!!!!! Howard Hughes,George Knapp,Linda Howe or many,many other great candidates......Please...and soon.....

ugh could you actually imaging listening to LMH every night...no thanks lol