Midnight In The Desert

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Have the calls been this awful all night? I remember when I looked forward to open lines.

Other than 2 good trolls, complete shit.

[Barfly]

I remember this part:

Hoagland:  "And who do we have on the line now?"

Barfly: "This is Barfly."

Hoaglnad: "Barfly!  Your mother must have really loved you to name you that."

Barfly: "No...she didn't."

Now that's killer radio.   

Lots of Jim Beam that night

[swordpoint9]

Have the calls been this awful all night? I remember when I looked forward to open lines.

I hope not I called in LOL! DS  Happy Birthday !

[Donald Noory]

or maybe Pat from SNL

[Sandra Kristen]

Other than 2 good trolls, complete shit.

I'm disappointed there hasn't been more troll calls. If Hoaxie could have like 2 hours of them why do we only get 2 in a 3 hour show?

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Keith was on to clear things up the beginning of the show tonight as well.

They both lied through their teeth at the start of the show. Everything is fine, guys, keep your subscriptions! Never mind all of the live shows on the network being taken off the schedule, everything is fiiine.

[Noorynoid]

How many callers, how many years.

"Is your device off?" "Let me go turn it down"

They never learn, never, never, never. What the hell is wrong with people? Why can't they follow instructions?

[The King of Kings]

Someone call in and say they are the ghost of Ramona Bell.

[Lilith]

Hmm, brown sugar oat meal does sound kinda good.

Oddly, I just finished a bowl of oatmeal and raisins.

[trostol]

Hmm, brown sugar oat meal does sound kinda good.

apple cinnamon for me

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

I'm disappointed there hasn't been more troll calls. If Hoaxie could have like 2 hours of them why do we only get 2 in a 3 hour show?

Because there are too many people calling in to suck up.

[swordpoint9]

apple cinnamon for me

+1

[SciFiAuthor]

Oddly, I just finished a bowl of oatmeal and raisins.

Can I have some? I'm stoned again and want munchies.

[GravitySucks]

apple cinnamon for me

With maple syrup

[The King of Kings]

Because there are too many people calling in to suck up.

It's the three hour call in and suck heather's tit show.

Such great radio.

[swordpoint9]

With maple syrup

+2

[Dr. MD MD]

Does enjoying Boo Berry cereal count as a paranormal experience? I mean, it's not my normal breakfast cereal but I do "go there" occasionally. 

[Noorynoid]

They both lied through their teeth at the start of the show. Everything is fine, guys, keep your subscriptions! Never mind all of the live shows on the network being taken off the schedule, everything is fiiine.

I only heard what I believed to be the facts. I'm a retired SGPD cop so I should know.

[norland2424]

I'm disappointed there hasn't been more troll calls. If Hoaxie could have like 2 hours of them why do we only get 2 in a 3 hour show?

are you shocked? lol

[inuk2600]

They never learn, never, never, never. What the hell is wrong with people? Why can't they follow instructions?

"Are you standing in the middle of the road?"

Caller: "Yes, Oh! Sorry, hold on..."

[swordpoint9]

Does enjoying Boo Berry cereal count as a paranormal experience? I mean, it's not my normal breakfast cereal but I do "go there" occasionally. 

Yes if your scared while eating them !

[GravitySucks]

Does enjoying Boo Berry cereal count as a paranormal experience? I mean, it's not my normal breakfast cereal but I do "go there" occasionally. 

Any lost time?

[The King of Kings]

...there isn't a better talk show host out there than Heather.

good fucking shit.

Which one of you bellcuck's is this on the air?

[TigerLily]

Hmm, brown sugar oat meal does sound kinda good.

Cinnamon with raisins

[Sandra Kristen]

Because there are too many people calling in to suck up.

Why? Seriously this current call is absolutely disgusting.

[doctor weird]

Someone call in and say they are the ghost of Ramona Bell.

wow

[SciFiAuthor]

apple cinnamon for me

Cthulhu would not approve.

[Barfly]

They both lied through their teeth at the start of the show. Everything is fine, guys, keep your subscriptions! Never mind all of the live shows on the network being taken off the schedule, everything is fiiine.

If anybody's lying its Keith, then again realize the situation he is in, he spent 2 years building this network and i doubt it made any money those 2 years.

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

It's the three hour call in and suck heather's tit show.

Such great radio.

I want to strangle this fuck that insulted truckers and "good old boys". What a hypocrite. This is 3 hours of well wishes not radio. I might as well go spend three hours at a Hallmark store reading "good job" cards, praying for something to happen.

[Dr. MD MD]

Yes if your scared while eating them !

Only for my health