Midnight In The Desert

[Taco Bell]

Nice purse.

Wish it had a fanny pack.

[chandlerkaiden]

Jesus, Heather.  They're called "galactically challenged."  Get with the times.

[Dr. MD MD]

A rose by any other name, such as troll, smells just as sweet! 

That rose is actually poo. You're in the MATRIX! 

[SciFiAuthor]

if the aliens want to help us..they need to prove the lack of god then

Just don't ask a superintelligent AI. When you ask one of those if there is a god, it replies "there is now" and sends terminator robots out to kill everyone.

[Lilith]

That rose is actually poo. You're in the MATRIX! 

I should have known.  Shame on me! 

[trostol]

Just don't ask a superintelligent AI. When you ask one of those if there is a god, it replies "there is now" and sends terminator robots out to kill everyone.

thats fine also lol

[Lilith]

Just don't ask a superintelligent AI. When you ask one of those if there is a god, it replies "there is now" and sends terminator robots out to kill everyone.

Something told me not to ask them that! 

[Dr. MD MD]

I should have known.  Shame on me! 

No shame! Only illusion and reality 

[doctor weird]

Cindy Crawford is a hybrid?! I believe it

[WhiteCrow]

I should have known.  Shame on me! 

Mayo on samwich.. In Falkie's kitchen?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

[Juan Cena]

not sure thats what they are going for..i think they basically want a caliphate

No, Islam has its own version of Armageddon in the Quran.

[Taco Bell]

Mayonnaise?
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in County Mayo.  In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.... But as we know....the great ship did not make it to New York....The ship hit an iceberg and sank .... and the cargo was forever lost....
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery .... were disconsolate at the loss....
Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning which they still observe to this day.... The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th.... and is known....of course....as Sinko de Mayo....

[Showroom Dummy]

where's hoagie when we need him !!!!!

[trostol]

ok i really turned it off now..not sure i could be drunk enough to listen lol

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Just don't ask a superintelligent AI. When you ask one of those if there is a god, it replies "there is now" and sends terminator robots out to kill everyone.

You should write a scifi story where brig outwits this super-intelligent AI.

[akwilly]

Cindy Crawford is a hybrid?! I believe it

would still do.

[Lilith]

No shame! Only illusion and reality 

Sometimes I think there is only illusion.  What say You?

[SciFiAuthor]

thats fine also lol

Jeez, you're like this lady:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KNJcOZXmMU

[Lilith]

You should write a scifi story where brig outwits this super-intelligent AI.

I would certainly try lol's

[doctor weird]

would still do.

without a doubt

[Dr. MD MD]

Sometimes I think there is only illusion.  What say You?

Not really...it just seems that way   

[WhiteCrow]

A mattress being?  An alien hooker

Fantastic animal communication... Hot

[akwilly]

Mayonnaise?
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in County Mayo.  In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.... But as we know....the great ship did not make it to New York....The ship hit an iceberg and sank .... and the cargo was forever lost....
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery .... were disconsolate at the loss....
Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning which they still observe to this day.... The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th.... and is known....of course....as Sinko de Mayo....

fuk

[Juan Cena]

Cindy Crawford is a hybrid?! I believe it

Richard Gere married her because she's part hamster.

[chandlerkaiden]

I wonder if any of this doctor's normal patients know about this.  Like, what if you saw her for marriage counseling or something, and then found this out a year in.

[Juan Cena]

A mattress being?  An alien hooker

Fantastic animal communication... Hot

A mattress infested with mantises may be scarier than one infested with bedbugs

[K_Dubb]

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Not just the Egyptian gods, but the Indian gods are human-animal hybrids too

Yes.

So, it's ok to keep promising them the virgins and stuff? Cuz I don't know if cookies will cut it with this crowd 

If they are Hashassins also, they should jump @ the chance. 

[starrmtn001]

Mayo on samwich.. In Falkie's kitchen?

I was just waiting to see who would catch that first.

Hi WhiteCrow!