Midnight In The Desert

[akwilly]

Nice, and you know that mamma had some little piggies getting as big. I don't want to derail thread, or offend, but there are some folks who use dogs (bay and catch dogs in most cases) and then even go after them with a knife for the kill. Crazy-ass folks. In Australia, apparently, some even use throwing-knives- but I've not seen that verified as true and, to me, might be a bit inhumane.

thats how they hunt them in Hawaii

[Dr. MD MD]

Jeeze DN, why do you do that?!!  Why don't you make an effort to enjoy our company for a change?  You really depress me.  Do you know that?  Do you care?

Hint: He's trying to. You just made his day 

[Firefighter]

FIFY 

To find my avatar photo do a google image search of "chicks dig art bell" and should be the very first image...the problem...on the website that has the photo it doesn't load and clicking on the blank box that should contain the photo a 404 code and "webpage can't be found" message is prompted...let me know how it goes

[littlechris]

To find my avatar photo do a google image search of "chicks dig art bell" and should be the very first image...the problem...on the website that has the photo it doesn't load and clicking on the blank box that should contain the photo a 404 code and "webpage can't be found" message is prompted...let me know how it goes

Thank you sir. Thank you. Yes, it is there. All i can see is the small version. I was hoping for a bigger version.  I also got the 404 code way back when. I assume it is photoshopped.

[Juan Cena]

I'll entertain this...Rusted Root

Never get into them. A little too fringe Queefcore for me.

[akwilly]

21st Century Man had to shoot his wife with a tranq. in order to catch her.

thats cruel. Why didn't he just club her over the head like a normal guy.

[Dr. MD MD]

Great satan is drunk posting on bellgab Again .

Correction: The Jewish Satan 

[TigerLily]

Great satan is drunk posting on bellgab Again .

Where's pate? He's cool

[21st Century Man]

Hi there 21st Century Man!  Say, which half is here by the way?

Fluffer.   Hee hee hee.  Sorry, I can't help it.  That word has made me laugh ever since I found out what it meant.

I can tell you one thing.  It is not my better half.   

[starrmtn001]

Hint: He's trying to. You just made his day 

Good to know I made somebody's day,  in a back-ass handed sort of way.

[GravitySucks]

Nice, and you know that mamma had some little piggies getting as big. I don't want to derail thread, or offend, but there are some folks who use dogs (bay and catch dogs in most cases) and then even go after them with a knife for the kill. Crazy-ass folks. In Australia, apparently, some even use throwing-knives- but I've not seen that verified as true and, to me, might be a bit inhumane.

There were 10 with her (all over 150 pounds) and after I shot her they kept tearing back and forth snorting up a storm. It was right at dark. It was quite a long time before I climbed out if my tree stand.

[starrmtn001]

I can tell you one thing.  It is not my better half.   

That's because your better half is with, your better half.

[Donald Noory]

thats cruel. Why didn't he just club her over the head like a normal guy.

You should see when she rides him reverse cowgirl. He really praises Jesus.

[Juan Cena]

Nice, and you know that mamma had some little piggies getting as big. I don't want to derail thread, or offend, but there are some folks who use dogs (bay and catch dogs in most cases) and then even go after them with a knife for the kill. Crazy-ass folks. In Australia, apparently, some even use throwing-knives- but I've not seen that verified as true and, to me, might be a bit inhumane.

Derail this thread? How do you derail something already derailed? 😀

[Juan Cena]

Correction: The Jewish Satan 

Isn't that redundant?

[Lilith]

Derail this thread? How do you derail something already derailed? 😀

By trying for "trainwreck"?  :

[21st Century Man]

21st Century Man had to shoot his wife with a tranq. in order to catch her.

Leave my wife out of it,Fluffer.  She's more of a babe than you can ever hope to catch.  Best you could probably ever get is Karl Rove's twin sister.

[doctor weird]

I was getting creeped out by the guests heavy breathing last night

[Dr. MD MD]

Isn't that redundant?

Well, the guys handle is Beelzebubbelah. So, I'm assuming he wants to emphasize that aspect 

[littlechris]

LOVE ALL! (except fatties)

Hi! 

[Lilith]

Isn't that redundant?

I think MV even allows redundant on bellgab.  Again, I could be wrong.

Praise MV!

[Belles]

There were 10 with her (all over 150 pounds) and after I shot her they kept tearing back and forth snorting up a storm. It was right at dark. It was quite a long time before I climbed out if my tree stand.

They are also dangerous to meet driving down a dark road at 60mph.  We have them around here.

[akwilly]

You should see when she rides him reverse cowgirl. He really praises Jesus.

missionary wednesday must be like a tent revival then.

[Dr. MD MD]

Leave my wife out of it,Fluffer.  She's more of a babe than you can ever hope to catch.  Best you could probably ever get is Karl Rove's twin sister.

Don't fall for it, my good man. You've already given him an erection. Don't give him the satisfaction of ejaculation. 

[Donald Noory]

Leave my wife out of it,Fluffer.  She's more of a babe than you can ever hope to catch.  Best you could probably ever get is Karl Rove's twin sister.

When you pump the glory hole in your bible, do you yank it out and shoot it all over your 500 lb pig wife? Don't want to have sticky pages.

[starrmtn001]

Leave my wife out of it,Fluffer.  She's more of a babe than you can ever hope to catch.  Best you could probably ever get is Karl Rove's twin sister.

I thought DN was doing Sweet Kathy behind Falkie's back.  I doubt whether a genuine woman would have anything to do with him.

[Firefighter]

Never get into them. A little too fringe Queefcore for me.

Picturing someone flinging fire around to music trying to be all witchy and tantric or what have you send me on my way popped in my had...don't get me wrong in the words of Joe dirt (2nd time I've mentioned him tonight) I'm a rocker through and through

[GravitySucks]

So what did you do with him. I know, stuffed and mounted on your wall

No.  My neighbor said he would take any hogs that I shot. He told me that one was too big. They are a real nuisance. They have gotten very aggressive and have started attacking people, killing fawns,  killing dogs, killing calves, and sheep. They are omnivorous. They destroys crops, whole fields in a night. If they come through your property, it ends up looking like a war zone. They have no natural enemies and have gotten to be a major problem in the south. Nothing stops them.

I chopped this one up and the coyotes, Bobcats, and foxes had a feast.

http://youtu.be/V0udQ14FAPU

[Dr. MD MD]

Fuck #DMTalk! Losers! 

[Lilith]

Oh yes, This show tonight would make anyone breathless for sure.