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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM

starrmtn001

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on February 17, 2016, 11:26:58 PM
The Donald is on fire tonight. We need a donate button for these posts.
I already gave him a brownie button.  That's all the donation he gets from me.


Donald Noory

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 17, 2016, 11:27:39 PM
OK. Sorry, that was uncalled for. Even fucknozzles deserve an amount of respect. Sorry Donald.

Guess your nightstick dildo from your thread policeman uniform was sticking too far up your anal snatch, and you got peevish.


Tinfoil_Helm

Noory has some real crackpot callers right now, but it beats goat soap.


ArJuna

Quote from: GravitySucks on February 17, 2016, 11:18:25 PM
With the latest iPhone IOS, if you have it encrypted, it will delete the data after the 10th wrong PIN

You don't understand. You use the computers to find the password. I had a few computers working for 18 hours trying millions and billions of different passwords. I just had to gather the encryption hash and the encryption key of the iPhone from the backup we had just made. When the program produced the correct password for the hash and key to unlock I then used the resulting password on the iPhone and it worked on the first try.   As soon as the computer spit out the password my son said "Oh yeah, now I remember".

trostol


Quote from: Donald Noory on February 17, 2016, 11:27:20 PM
Who said I don't have work? By the way, how much do you get paid to be the self-appointed thread policeman, with Cuckadelo? P.S. keep calling into the gabcast, your backwoods, hayseed ignoramus persona is really funny. It's a great act.


Donald Noory's theme song.  Bernie uses it for his campaign theme.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uKbIkYGsIg

Juan Cena

Quote from: trostol on February 17, 2016, 11:22:47 PM
ha ha

Wait till you hear the different scents:

Brown Sugar

Dandilion

Satisfaction

Salt of the Earth

Emotional Rescue

Start Me Up

Star Star

Undercover of the Night

Ciardelo

Quote from: Donald Noory on February 17, 2016, 11:29:40 PM
Guess your nightstick dildo from your thread policeman uniform was sticking too far up your anal snatch, and you got peevish.
oh! Oh really? Your fucknozzled bleatings have been noted.  Geeze, i try to be gentle, but you like it rough. Dave must give it to you that way over and over.

Donald Noory

Quote from: Tinfoil_Helm on February 17, 2016, 11:30:26 PM
Noory has some real crackpot callers right now, but it beats goat soap.

Heather promised to send Cuckadelo a bar of goat soap with one of her hairs on it, if he spent all day being the self-appointed thread policeman.

trostol

Quote from: Juan Cena on February 17, 2016, 11:32:12 PM
Wait till you hear the different scents:

Brown Sugar

Dandilion

Satisfaction

Salt of the Earth

Emotional Rescue

Start Me Up

Star Star

Undercover of the Night

what about Dead Flowers and Sympathy for the Devil...maybe a Paint it Black one?

Sean92008

Quote from: Auslandia on February 17, 2016, 10:44:26 AM
Man you guys really spend a lot of energy knocking the show.  How about reaching out to her directly on FB or via email instead of posting on Bellgab?  You're a subscriber?  Perfect!  Send her a wormhole message!  You'd rather post your displeasure on Bellgab every night.  I get it.

Hahaha,  here's my last e-mail to her:

QuoteSubject:  Quit already
Feb 16 at 9:04 PM
To heather@midnightinthedesert.com
Message body:  You ain't got it.

I thought about using another account and telling her she's fabulous and pretty but I just can't bring myself to toy with such a pitifully huge asswife like she...

::)

Juan Cena

Quote from: Tinfoil_Helm on February 17, 2016, 11:30:26 PM
Noory has some real crackpot callers right now, but it beats goat soap.

I'm sure Dave beats with a lot of things.

GravitySucks

Quote from: ArJuna on February 17, 2016, 11:30:47 PM
You don't understand. You use the computers to find the password. I had a few computers working for 18 hours trying millions and billions of different passwords. I just had to gather the encryption hash and the encryption key of the iPhone from the backup we had just made. When the program produced the correct password for the hash and key to unlock I then used the resulting password on the iPhone and it worked on the first try.   As soon as the computer spit out the password my son said "Oh yeah, now I remember".

I got ya. The article talks about a judge's statement that Homeland Security already had such a tool. I understand what you mean about working it out using the hash.

Sean92008

You forgot the gift pack album...  Goat's Head Soap.


???

Quote from: Juan Cena on February 17, 2016, 11:32:12 PM
Wait till you hear the different scents:

Brown Sugar

Dandilion

Satisfaction

Salt of the Earth

Emotional Rescue

Start Me Up

Star Star

Undercover of the Night

Donald Noory

Quote from: 21st Century Man on February 17, 2016, 11:32:04 PM

Donald Noory's theme song.  Bernie uses it for his campaign theme.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uKbIkYGsIg

Hey, it's the dumb redneck bible-thumper who likes Ted Cruz because he panders to dumb redneck bible-thumpers.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Sean92008 on February 17, 2016, 11:33:28 PM
Hahaha,  here's my last e-mail to her:

I thought about using another account and telling her she's fabulous and pretty but I just can't bring myself to toy with such a pitifully huge asswife like she...

::)

You're da man alright.

Juan Cena

Quote from: trostol on February 17, 2016, 11:33:20 PM
what about Dead Flowers and Sympathy for the Devil...maybe a Paint it Black one?

Those will be in the second collection. Haven't quite gotten the Russian tea scent right for Sympathy.

trostol

Quote from: Juan Cena on February 17, 2016, 11:36:41 PM
Those will be in the second collection. Haven't quite gotten the Russian tea scent right for Sympathy.

or Street Fighting Man..when you have to smell you manliest

Quote from: Donald Noory on February 17, 2016, 11:35:51 PM
Hey, it's the dumb redneck bible-thumper who likes Ted Cruz because he panders to dumb redneck bible-thumpers.


Oooh, Donald.  Sooooo nasty.  I'm shaking in my boots.   :P

Sean92008

Quote from: 21st Century Man on February 17, 2016, 11:32:04 PM

Donald Noory's theme song.  Bernie uses it for his campaign theme.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uKbIkYGsIg

Shit, if this crap is around nearly 90 years later, what's going to happen with all the MitD with Heather Wade recordings?


6 months?  1 year?

Ciardelo

Quote from: Sean92008 on February 17, 2016, 11:33:28 PM
Hahaha,  here's my last e-mail to her:

I thought about using another account and telling her she's fabulous and pretty but I just can't bring myself to toy with such a pitifully huge asswife like she...

::)
Yep, yer a Cali-Cuck. thinking the world revolves around yer Oral Robert's ass.  fucknozzle. fucknozzles all of ye.

albrecht

Quote from: Juan Cena on February 17, 2016, 11:36:41 PM
Those will be in the second collection. Haven't quite gotten the Russian tea scent right for Sympathy.
Racist. But he analyzed in Greenbeltl Maryland and ET, sorta, lend itself and a Mexican said it was wans;t racist.

SciFiAuthor

Well, I see the great anteater of peace farted a rainbow in here tonight. Let's all sing folk songs and hug. Fuck you Donald, and hi.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 17, 2016, 11:39:32 PM
Yep, yer a Cali-Cuck. thinking the world revolves around yer Oral Robert's ass.  fucknozzle. fucknozzles all of ye.
D. Noory and Sean remind me of Dumb And Dumber. ;D

GravitySucks

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on February 17, 2016, 11:42:01 PM
Well, I see the great anteater of peace farted a rainbow in here tonight. Let's all sing folk songs and hug. Fuck you Donald, and hi.

Hey SFA... Watch out for the tree in the corner.

trostol

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on February 17, 2016, 11:42:01 PM
Well, I see the great anteater of peace farted a rainbow in here tonight. Let's all sing folk songs and hug. Fuck you Donald, and hi.

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

Chronaut

Quote from: Robert on February 17, 2016, 11:28:48 PM
I 1st heard of the Socorro incident in Philip Klass's UFOs Explained.  He said it's a abbr'd acc't of what he previously had in UFOs--Identified!, & was used in the 2nd book primarily to introduce the subsequent South Hill, Va. incident.  I later interviewed the principals in the latter event myself, showed them the chapter in the book (which they'd never read), & I had to conclude Klass's analysis of it was correct.

I don't follow: what do the principals of South Hill, VA event have to do with the Socorro event, and why would that convince you of Klass' explanation?

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: trostol on February 17, 2016, 11:43:28 PM
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint


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