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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 11, 2015, 11:13:40 PM

trostol

Quote from: Juan Cena on February 16, 2016, 09:46:41 PM
Not like the Navy does.

GO ARMY!

i feel like..whomever wrote that ad for Heather was giggling the entire time

GravitySucks

Quote from: Showroom Dummy on February 16, 2016, 09:46:43 PM
either someone is popping pills or tic tacs  on the air

Whitleys coauthor is on as well, I think it is him.



Quote from: Juan Cena on February 16, 2016, 09:48:09 PM
But does she drink goat's milk with Arctic chaga?
you know it  lol   while she listens to audio books by keith


Jackstar

Quote from: MV on February 16, 2016, 09:47:00 PM
what's your twitter handle? 

@BrokenHearted55_sob_bluh_boo-hoo


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who knows what you did to warrant such measures.

You'll have to check with the gang of mewling sycophants whose butt-hurt opinions you were giving all that credit to last year and the year before!

GravitySucks

Quote from: Auslandia on February 16, 2016, 09:50:09 PM
It was definitely him

Yeah, the breath he let out right as he started talking was the same one I was hearing.

Jackstar

Quote from: Juan Cena on February 16, 2016, 09:48:51 PM
Possibly both.

It might be Ms. Wade sucking on her nictotine vaporizer like a junky monkey on a crack banana. Just a hunch. I've heard her huffing on it before.

I used to use one. I know what it sounds like. I occasionally noticed that people I spoke with on the telephone could tell that I was doing... something weird.

littlechris

Geez. How can you guys listen to her?


Donald Noory

Heather opened the show with the Scalia story again in order to prove that she can pronounce his name correctly. She said his name at least 15 times, as opposed to 2 times last night. She must have been practicing all day. Bwahahahahahaha.

By the way, if Scalia was really found with a pillow over his face, maybe he was listening to MITD and decided to suffocate himself.

Jackstar

Quote from: littlechris on February 16, 2016, 09:52:46 PM
Geez. How can you guys listen to her?

Anytime she does anything even mildly annoying, I think about George Noory, and she suddenly starts to sound like a fucking star.

GNS.


trostol

so new that they are making a syfy series from it!!!!


Juan Cena

As for Heather's opening statements about Scalia's death. I'm starting to think that he was caught dead with a hooker. Or died trying to kill a hooker.


Or maybe Craig James killed him.

starrmtn001

Quote from: trostol on February 16, 2016, 09:44:20 PM
do you love your goats?
I used to raise registered Toggenberg, and Nubian dairy goats. ;)

something about  junky monkey on a crack banana  i think


Auslandia

Quote from: trostol on February 16, 2016, 09:55:13 PM
what are they talking about? lol

I'm drunk on vacation so I just realized it's a commercial right now

Donald Noory

What was that new ad about Heather loving goats? Weird. Are they randy old goats?

Quote from: starrmtn001 on February 16, 2016, 09:56:36 PM
I used to raise registered Toggenberg, and Nubian dairy goats. ;)

hey star             don't tell anyone about the goats GS may get excited


Juan Cena

Quote from: Donald Noory on February 16, 2016, 09:54:04 PM
Heather opened the show with the Scalia story again in order to prove that she can pronounce his name correctly. She said his name at least 15 times, as opposed to 2 times last night. She must have been practicing all day. Bwahahahahahaha.

By the way, if Scalia was really found with a pillow over his face, maybe he was listening to MITD and decided to suffocate himself.

The truth: Scalia died in a "hunting accident" while out in the woods with Dick Cheney?

GravitySucks

Quote from: Showroom Dummy on February 16, 2016, 09:58:41 PM
hey star             don't tell anyone about the goats GS may get excited

I already said cool.

Donald Noory

Stone City Farm Goatmilk Soap, she douches with it.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Showroom Dummy on February 16, 2016, 09:58:41 PM
hey star             don't tell anyone about the goats GS may get excited
Oh, oh.  Too late.

Hi Showroom!


Juan Cena

Quote from: Donald Noory on February 16, 2016, 09:58:29 PM
What was that new ad about Heather loving goats? Weird. Are they randy old goats?

Bigger question: Has she ever sacrificed a goat to Chuthulu ?

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