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20151211 - Brendon Tarpley - Time Traveler
« Reply #540 on: December 12, 2015, 12:13:16 AM »
man i'm so goddamn lost here.  i've been working on a paper (finals) since 6PM and i had no idea any of this was going down until, oooh, about 30 minutes ago.

Art quit.
Heather has been named new host of MITD.
Guest is Brandon, a time traveller (not a subscriber, an 'actual' time traveler).
Brandon is not credible.
When his call was dropped, Art called in.

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« Reply #541 on: December 12, 2015, 12:13:24 AM »
So now Art is on as a guest interviewing the original guest on his show which he just quit six hours ago.

Well, when you put it like that...  LOL
Oh, what a night!

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« Reply #542 on: December 12, 2015, 12:13:32 AM »
You know, I've been thinking, there does come a time when the torch has to be passed, and Heather may grow into a phenom.  I think she's pretty fucking amazing tonight in her debut, especially with all the glitches she's had to deal with.
She handled them professionally IMO. Heather is doing a good job.

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« Reply #543 on: December 12, 2015, 12:13:33 AM »
I'm sure he signed a pre-nup she can't financially leave.

They got married in the RPI, there is NO divorce in the Philippines.
Getting unhitched there is difficult at best.   

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« Reply #544 on: December 12, 2015, 12:13:35 AM »
Okay I get that this is Heather's soft rollout and Art is lifting her up.  Congrats...I dig it...I support her.  However, if Art was in fear of his, or his family's, life he wouldn't be on tonight.  Sorry...I just had to get the cynic out of me.  :-\

I think his wife said it is either us or the show and of course he chose his family.


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« Reply #545 on: December 12, 2015, 12:13:42 AM »
wife probably threatened to withhold nooky
I read that as "withhold noory"

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« Reply #546 on: December 12, 2015, 12:13:52 AM »
how Dare you say that Davebot!!!!!  ha ha just kidding
Nyuck nyuck

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« Reply #547 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:00 AM »
didn't think about that

wait Art just called him Brian.

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« Reply #548 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:10 AM »
Yeah, that's pretty huge. Also, I'd assume there would be more than 51 states by then.

It's already not in effect, contrary to what most think.

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« Reply #549 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:21 AM »
Being lazy, I'm an $8 Time Traveler.... And  therefore  must get better shows. Also wondering if the "two max" Friday rule applies to acid tabs? Because it's like none of these people know Friday is for OPEN LINES.

Did Brendon just say "internets"?

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« Reply #550 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:26 AM »
Maybe Art should just buy an RV and hook it up where he can broadcast from anywhere.  He could travel the country and nobody would know where he was until the show.

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« Reply #551 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:29 AM »
I came back because I knew this would be Art's last show.

*drop mic, close skype*

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« Reply #552 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:35 AM »
How the heck would someone feel safer in the philippines than in Nevada?

Better gun control laws?

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« Reply #553 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:44 AM »
this here is where most of Art's detractors are really gonna get on him

Not a detractor but I feel like this is counterproductive. If a dude is mad about Art being on the air and then Art quits, only to go on the air... That aggravates the situation. Playing with fire, as it were.

And we're almost at the halfway point of this episode too. Time flies when it's trainwrecks and phoenix resurrections.

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« Reply #554 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:45 AM »
I read that as "withhold noory"

Well, that would make sense because Dave is a pussy.

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« Reply #555 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:46 AM »
Tactical Intelligence Officer.... well I'm just a test pilot. Pure gold!

They're not interchangeable?

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« Reply #556 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:47 AM »

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« Reply #557 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:51 AM »
Hey SciFi!  Weird shit eh?   :)

What the hell is going to happen next, Hoagland announces that he's getting a sex change?

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« Reply #558 on: December 12, 2015, 12:15:04 AM »
Seriously best.acid.EVER.
You're welcome!

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« Reply #559 on: December 12, 2015, 12:15:15 AM »
Maybe Art should just buy an RV and hook it up where he can broadcast from anywhere.  He could travel the country and nobody would know where he was until the show.

Not sure that would work buddy lol.

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« Reply #560 on: December 12, 2015, 12:15:17 AM »

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« Reply #561 on: December 12, 2015, 12:15:24 AM »
Maybe Art should just buy an RV and hook it up where he can broadcast from anywhere.  He could travel the country and nobody would know where he was until the show.
I'm more in favor of constructing a "Hitler's Bunker" kind of thing.

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« Reply #562 on: December 12, 2015, 12:15:32 AM »
Art is basically taking over the show now.. why didn't he do a farewell show at least geez

Excellent point Xith.  Farewell show open lines.  Why the frig not.  Maybe we all wouldn't be having such emotional whiplash at the moment.  Help us process the confusion at least. 

That said, Heather is doing a heroic job trying to strike the right tone.

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« Reply #563 on: December 12, 2015, 12:15:34 AM »
Maybe Art should just buy an RV and hook it up where he can broadcast from anywhere.  He could travel the country and nobody would know where he was until the show.
While cooking meth.

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« Reply #564 on: December 12, 2015, 12:15:36 AM »
I think his wife said it is either us or the show and of course he chose his family.

Oh...the ultimatum.

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« Reply #565 on: December 12, 2015, 12:15:50 AM »
wait Art just called him Brian.

Glad I wasn't the only one to hear that...

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« Reply #566 on: December 12, 2015, 12:15:55 AM »
his wife is probably asleep and doesn't know he's calling in

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« Reply #567 on: December 12, 2015, 12:15:56 AM »
While cooking meth.

That would add revenue.

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« Reply #568 on: December 12, 2015, 12:16:03 AM »
15 minutes of Art on the first show with no Art
Just like Scotty

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« Reply #569 on: December 12, 2015, 12:16:05 AM »
PCD=I didn't know what to say.