Winter Holiday Thread

[ItsOver]

...I had to get Stumptown Evergreen...

Stumptown Evergreen?  That sounds like something they would have been drinking in “Fargo.”

[Asuka Langley]

disgusting feeder thing

🤔 googling brb

[Dr. MD MD]

🤔 googling brb

Yeah, I didn’t get that reference either but was too scared to look.

[Asuka Langley]

Yeah, I didn’t get that reference either but was too scared to look.

>tfw you made your qt latina waifu eat all of the thanksgiving leftovers because you hate tamales and wanted a turkey

https://streamable.com/e7r6xo

[K_Dubb]

Stumptown Evergreen?  That sounds like something they would have been drinking in “Fargo.”

Yeah Stumptown is what Portland people drink but we get it up here, too.

[K_Dubb]

🤔 googling brb

It is just fetishizing food in a death spiral to the bottom of the pig trough.  Like straight couples do.

[Asuka Langley]

It is just fetishizing food in a death spiral to the bottom of the pig trough.  Like straight couples do.

>tfw your qt chola waifu tells you to eat all the tamales and corn husks or she will stab you with her balisong

[Dr. MD MD]

Yeah Stumptown is what Portland people drink but we get it up here, too.

Up safe and far away from the riff raff and peasants, capitalist pigdog?

[pate]

... that poor little honey is too fat and doesn't do his exercises down there ...

There are BUTTHOLE Kegel exercises?

Holy crap!

-p

[Jackstar]

There are BUTTHOLE Kegel exercises?

I'm not convinced that you didn't know this already, but then again I didn't find out that I was addicted to smoking 'roids until late this year, so I understand how certain pieces of information can remain obscure to an otherwise observant person for a long time.

[pate]

I'm not convinced that you didn't know this already, but then again I didn't find out that I was addicted to smoking 'roids until late this year, so I understand how certain pieces of information can remain obscure to an otherwise observant person for a long time.

If I did know it already, I intentionally forgot about it.  I will attempt to do so again, the general revulsion accompanied by amusement was delicious.

+19.5

[K_Dubb]

>tfw your qt chola waifu tells you to eat all the tamales and corn husks or she will stab you with her balisong

Oh you make me miss my old Tejano bf his mom used to send us homemade pumpkin empanadas from Santa Fe.  But he got fat.

[K_Dubb]

Up safe and far away from the riff raff and peasants, capitalist pigdog?

That's a lot of class strife you ginned up over a $5.69 bag of coffee beans, buddy.

[Dr. MD MD]

That's a lot of class strife you ginned up over a $5.69 bag of coffee beans, buddy.

And that a lot of hypocrisy you’re pitching to the working class from your palace in the hills up North, buddy.

[K_Dubb]

There are BUTTHOLE Kegel exercises?

Holy crap!

-p

Oh absolutely!  Everyone should be doing them, especially the way you guys eat, or you will be a running faucet in your 70s.  There are even handy little toys like fat fingers you put in there, designed to be driven by those very butt muscles, to give you an inside massage when you are exercising down there in conjunction with other stimulating activities.

Or you can just stick with my coffee recommendations.  Merry Christmas, everybody!

[Asuka Langley]

There are even handy little toys like fat fingers you put in there, designed to be driven by those very butt muscles, to give you an inside massage when you are exercising down there in conjunction with other stimulating activities.

[Dr. MD MD]

Oh absolutely!  Everyone should be doing them, especially the way you guys eat, or you will be a running faucet in your 70s.  There are even handy little toys like fat fingers you put in there, designed to be driven by those very butt muscles, to give you an inside massage when you are exercising down there in conjunction with other stimulating activities.

Or you can just stick with my coffee recommendations.  Merry Christmas, everybody!

Q: Why would a communist be celebrating Christmas? 🤔

A: They wouldn’t

Capitalist pigdog exposed!

[albrecht]

That's a lot of class strife you ginned up over a $5.69 bag of coffee beans, buddy.

Instant coffee has less environmental and worker exploitation. And, is much cheaper. Not as tasty but were talking utility, not art. Can be stored for, practical purposes, ever. And can help get people you don't really want off the property while still being polite and offering them a coffee. And I like, especially in summer, because you can make an equivalent of an ice coffee quickly. Also they now even market small sachets of it- perfect to throw in a backpack or suitcase when traveling. You are stuck somewhere- you got coffee! And with a mini-bottle from the stash any traveler should have- you got an Irish Coffee equivalent. Watch other stranded travelers, hikers, commuters, or skiers be jealous.

Hint: when skiing use one of those Spanish leather wine skins "bota" is best. You can put booze in there, though they don't hold up that way for ever. But so cheap so? Glass is no-go. And metal can hurt if you fall. Plastic can work but you will look cooler with that leather type and it fits under jacket and sort of conforms to body.

[pate]

Oh absolutely!  Everyone should be doing them, especially the way you guys eat, or you will be a running faucet in your 70s.  There are even handy little toys like fat fingers you put in there, designed to be driven by those very butt muscles, to give you an inside massage when you are exercising down there in conjunction with other stimulating activities.

Or you can just stick with my coffee recommendations.  Merry Christmas, everybody!

[K_Dubb]

you miserable little shit



Look upon my bougie coffee and despair!

[Dr. MD MD]

you miserable little shit



Look upon my bougie coffee and despair!

It’s the workers you exploited that will be in despair, capitalist pigdog. :

[K_Dubb]

It’s the workers you exploited that will be in despair, capitalist pigdog. :

After the revolution, the People will swim in great vats of glorious brew, harvested by smiling nut-brown papis and roasted to perfection by scrawny bearded faggots, because the State will own the means of production!  I am just enjoying the fruits of struggle early.

[Jackstar]

the State will own the means of production!

I am The State.

[Dr. MD MD]

After the revolution, the People will swim in great vats of glorious brew, harvested by smiling nut-brown papis and roasted to perfection by scrawny bearded faggots, because the State will own the means of production!  I am just enjoying the fruits of struggle early.

Or maybe you’re just a capitalist hypocrite who lives in Palm Springs.

[whoozit]

you miserable little shit



Look upon my bougie coffee and despair!

I found two more bags myself!

[K_Dubb]

I found two more bags myself!

Drink it in good health, my friend!

[K_Dubb]

BTW the Stumptown is one of those roasts that is so light I find it insufficiently earthy, without a real bottom, just kind of bright and annoying.  Not quite the blond with yellow bits but uniform medium brown -- probably not a blend -- and dull, with no shine.  The Peets manages to stay pretty light but with a lot of shine on the beans, somehow.  Usually that isn't seen until they are very dark.  And you can see different beans.

[Dr. MD MD]

BTW the Stumptown is one of those roasts that is so light I find it insufficiently earthy, without a real bottom, just kind of bright and annoying.  Not quite the blond with yellow bits but uniform medium brown -- probably not a blend -- and dull, with no shine.  The Peets manages to stay pretty light but with a lot of shine on the beans, somehow.  Usually that isn't seen until they are very dark.  And you can see different beans.

Maybe you can heave bags of that at police instead of urine from the balcony of your palatial estate in Palm Springs? I’m sure they’d appreciate that, you capitalist pigdog.

[K_Dubb]

Maybe you can heave bags of that at police instead of urine from the balcony of your palatial estate in Palm Springs? I’m sure they’d appreciate that, you capitalist pigdog.

So much coffee hate!  I won't begrudge you your MJB; the European Roast is nice and you can actually taste a little Hawaii in that blend, too.  I've had worse, less-characterful, over there.

[K_Dubb]

I watched the part of the gabcast I missed and saw Dan was wondering what I baked for Thanksgiving.  I am still very junior in the family baking hierarchy so I am only entrusted with the sweet potatoes, but this year I did the mashed, too!  Also a sachertorte for my dad's birthday which was the day before.