I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.

[Inglorious Bitch]

    Hey where's the tranny in peril you're white knighting for? Hopefully dead.

    Shouldn't you be watching a Maude marathon? It's late.

It just pisses you off that he inspires more feeling than you ever will.

[Eddie Coyle]

It just pisses you off that he inspires more feeling than you ever will.

    Mockery and disgust are feelings, indeed. I hope to read an obit with the name Austin, location Idaho and and age of 21 more sooner than later.

   

[Inglorious Bitch]

    Mockery and disgust are feelings, indeed.   

You're not even important enough to inspire those in anyone. Look on the bright side, if your obit is used to line a birdcage, at least you will have done one important thing in your life.

[Eddie Coyle]

You're not even important enough to inspire those in anyone.

   You seem to keep coming back though. Right, Butch?

[Inglorious Bitch]

   You seem to keep coming back though. Right, Butch?

And it's killing you not to have the last word, isn't it Eddie boy?

[Eddie Coyle]

And it's killing you not to have the last word, isn't it Eddie boy?

  You can have it, BROTHER. This thread started so promising, but the fag failed us.

[Inglorious Bitch]

  You can have it, BROTHER. This thread started so promising, but the fag failed us.

Oh, I don't know. It got you to show everyone what a drunken, loser jizzsack you are, so mission accomplished to Nefarious Banana.

[Eddie Coyle]

Nefarious Banana.

    Yeah, that's the target. You're a sad sideshow. The teetering tranny can't handle stress. You ain't nothing, Butch.

    That idiot uses that name across the Web. The campaign spreads...

[Eddie Coyle]

so mission accomplished to Nefarious Banana.

   He set out to blow his brains out. Anything less is failure.

 

 

[Inglorious Bitch]

   He set out to blow his brains out. Anything less is failure. my life as a useless drunk.

 

FIFY

[Inglorious Bitch]

    Yeah, that's the target. You're a sad sideshow. The teetering tranny can't handle stress. You ain't nothing, Butch.

You're less than nothing, you spineless pussie. One of those cockgobblers that can dish it out but can't take it.

[Eddie Coyle]

FIFY

   That wit again. And your tranny pal won't have you around on the other sites.

    Good night. That's where I'm going. No less than 5 sites. What a dope he is.

[Eddie Coyle]

You're less than nothing, you spineless pussie. One of those cockgobblers that can dish it out but can't take it.

    You sound like Ronda Rousey after she got her face smashed. Delusional. I stomped you, Doubtfire.

[Eddie Coyle]

I'm worthless subhuman scum.  I'm a disappointment to my entire fucking family, and a bullet in my brain is good riddance. 

    Sounds like someone else.

   

[Eddie Coyle]

  How do you spell tranny?

[Inglorious Bitch]

    You sound like Ronda Rousey after she got her face smashed. Delusional. I stomped you, Doubtfire.

In your gin soaked dreams. You can't even fight like a man.

[Eddie Coyle]

Bellgabber born a man?

  That's easy.

[Inglorious Bitch]

  How do you spell tranny?

How do you spell pustulent hemorrhoid? EDDIE COYLE

[Inglorious Bitch]

You're lame Eddie. What an overrated twat.

[Inglorious Bitch]

 
    Sounds like someone else.

Like yourself.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I need a Prisoner-themed Ouija board.

I'm getting a bad feeling that this entire thread is the result of someone fooling around with a Prisoner Ouija board, and that they've torn open a heaping helping of occult whup ass that we won't be able to stuff back into its original packaging. 

[Uncle Duke]

I'm getting a bad feeling that this entire thread is the result of someone fooling around with a Prisoner Ouija board, and that they've torn open a heaping helping of occult whup ass that we won't be able to stuff back into its original packaging.

Finally, the voice of reason.

[UnscreenedCaller]

This is a disturbing thread for a lot of reasons, so I'm just leaving this here for you Austin: The Trevor Project is there 24/7 for LGBT youth in crisis. The number is 866-488-7386. http://www.thetrevorproject.org/section/get-help.

Today may be crap and the holidays don't help, but you have a future and that is something to remember. A college friend took her life at 17 over gender issues which is why I support Trevor. That was a long time ago when there wasn't help available and no one spoke about it. I think of her often, about a decision that took her away from us and the happiness she might have found if she'd lived. Dead is a long time, Austin. Suicide isn't the answer. There is help and people who care about you.

[Yorkshire pud]

Anyway, I'm making breakfast. Fried eggs on toast. Anyone?

[akwilly]

Anyway, I'm making breakfast. Fried eggs on toast. Anyone?

I will be firing up my smoker to slow cook a brisket. Also I will be drinking beers. It is 11:30 here. Also probably won't blow my fucking brains out.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Anyway, I'm making breakfast. Fried eggs on toast. Anyone?

What?  No puff pastries dripping with your special gravy for Michael Horn?  Don't tell me the bloom is already off the rose.

[Yorkshire pud]

What?  No puff pastries dripping with your special gravy for Michael Horn?  Don't tell me the bloom is already off the rose.

As if you'd care?

[pate]

Something about a tangy Maude marathon?

Much prefer a pony,,,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13PdMb1FXeY

Or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5qEGGpUHFQ

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

   Now an actual talented gay person...(Someone Saved My Life Tonight-too melodramatic)

   http://youtu.be/82wU5NfRfr4

Naw...   More like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUi4vDPnOI&spfreload=10

[Roswells, Art]

There was no win.

Yes there is. It goes to Inglorious Bitch. I'm surprised Eddie didn't bite her ear off there at the end.