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I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #390 on: November 20, 2015, 08:06:26 PM »
  Hey look, Banana couldn't deal with the pressure.

 

Giving us a peek into your personal fap collection?

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« Reply #391 on: November 20, 2015, 08:07:02 PM »

Ahaha. Yes. Come on, Eddie. I'll co host with you.
Hi Chine!  If you can keep him in tow, I'll un-revoke my revoke! ;D

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« Reply #392 on: November 20, 2015, 08:07:56 PM »

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« Reply #393 on: November 20, 2015, 08:08:33 PM »
Giving us a peek into your personal fap collection?
The head was turned the wrong way, you gotta be able to look em in the eyes.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #394 on: November 20, 2015, 08:08:42 PM »
  Another Chubby Tranny arrives.

 
OOOh, I like chubby, but I don't work on transmissions.  Sorry Coil, ya missed that one. ;)

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« Reply #395 on: November 20, 2015, 08:09:21 PM »
  Another Chubby Tranny arrives.

 

And still more of a man than you'll ever be. Keep em coming.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #396 on: November 20, 2015, 08:10:02 PM »
  You tease!

 
SO!  You're a granny tranny lol!

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« Reply #397 on: November 20, 2015, 08:11:08 PM »
  You tease!

 

Fuckhead's mother is going to be really pissed when she sees what her little Eddie has been doing on her work computer.

Bad Eddie, bad boy.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #398 on: November 20, 2015, 08:11:12 PM »
And still more of a man than you'll ever be. Keep em coming.

   I hope the Idaho pervert Banana is a stat on this list soon.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #399 on: November 20, 2015, 08:11:12 PM »
The head was turned the wrong way, you gotta be able to look em in the eyes.

Eddie doesn't make eye contact. It makes him impotent. Oh wait, maybe he does make eye contact.


I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #401 on: November 20, 2015, 08:14:37 PM »
  The only you deserve.

Oh. I'm so insulted! LOL! Hey pissant, why don't you try not being a public joke if you want to be taken seriously?

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #402 on: November 20, 2015, 08:15:00 PM »
Hi Chine!  If you can keep him in tow, I'll un-revoke my revoke! ;D

Keep in tow. Like on a leash?  I doubt Eddie tolerates being collared.  ;)

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« Reply #403 on: November 20, 2015, 08:15:02 PM »
What was that one forum - something like the one minute poet, or something like that. I submitted several entries.

I don't remember that one, Grav.  Though it sounds like one that I might should have been in "working the craft" but was instead in the Authors Lounge, which was often more like a support group in my opinion.  heh.

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« Reply #404 on: November 20, 2015, 08:16:22 PM »
Oh. I'm such a cunt.

  Look good here
   

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« Reply #405 on: November 20, 2015, 08:16:29 PM »
Keep in tow. Like on a leash?  I doubt Eddie tolerates being collared.  ;)

He's already neutered. What's a collar at this point in his life?

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« Reply #406 on: November 20, 2015, 08:16:39 PM »
I don't remember that one, Grav.  Though it sounds like one that I might should have been in "working the craft" but was instead in the Authors Lounge, which was often more like a support group in my opinion.  heh.

There was Poetry Place. That may be what you're referring to.

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« Reply #407 on: November 20, 2015, 08:18:06 PM »
  Look good here
 

Your posts have been steadily devolving. Sucks to be you. Maybe at some point you'll realize that you are nothing more than an annoying gnat. Something that barely ever makes anyone's radar. Yawn.

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« Reply #408 on: November 20, 2015, 08:19:12 PM »
I don't remember that one, Grav.  Though it sounds like one that I might should have been in "working the craft" but was instead in the Authors Lounge, which was often more like a support group in my opinion.  heh.
It might have been 60 second poet or 10 minute poet, I don't remember.  There used to be weekly "contests" where you submitted your entry and everyone voted on it.

Some of my best poems came from people urging me on in the chat rooms.  I would tell them to give me a word and I would write a poem about it, usually in the chat room.  Someday I am going to self-publish, just to be able to leave something for my kids.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #409 on: November 20, 2015, 08:20:39 PM »

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #410 on: November 20, 2015, 08:21:39 PM »
leave something for my kids.

  Other than shame? Good luck.

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« Reply #411 on: November 20, 2015, 08:23:01 PM »
It might have been 60 second poet or 10 minute poet, I don't remember.  There used to be weekly "contests" where you submitted your entry and everyone voted on it.

Some of my best poems came from people urging me on in the chat rooms.  I would tell them to give me a word and I would write a poem about it, usually in the chat room.  Someday I am going to self-publish, just to be able to leave something for my kids.

It's the immediacy. Like improv for poets which is fantastic. It was a great room.

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« Reply #412 on: November 20, 2015, 08:24:59 PM »
I smell of Gorton's

  The only person attending your funeral.

Haiku for Eddie Coyle
« Reply #413 on: November 20, 2015, 08:26:45 PM »
  Help me I am a shameless fuck.

My name is Eddie.
I suck big hairy moose cocks.
Please don't tell Mommy.

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« Reply #414 on: November 20, 2015, 08:28:02 PM »
  Other than shame? Good luck.

As opposed to your legacy, empty beer cans and the gene for alcoholism.

Haiku for Eddie Coyle
« Reply #415 on: November 20, 2015, 08:28:21 PM »
My name is Eddie.
I suck big hairy moose cocks.
Please don't tell Mommy.
It will stop them from charging you if you run into one in the woods.

I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.
« Reply #416 on: November 20, 2015, 08:28:44 PM »
  The only person attending your funeral.

That means I'll still have  more people at mine than you will at yours.

Haiku for Eddie Coyle
« Reply #417 on: November 20, 2015, 08:29:43 PM »
My name is Gravity Sucks
I suck big hairy moose cocks.


   Your poetry slam?

 

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« Reply #418 on: November 20, 2015, 08:31:23 PM »
Who wants coffee?