Podcast Not Included

[Yorkshire pud]

So it is, but looks like YP and SV are starting a show

It might be live (a few formats there) or a recorded character thing similar to the Goon Show..we'll see.. Anyone want to be our producer? Ahem...

[Inglorious Bitch]

We need to explain GMT and shit too..    Your awesome witticisms will be lost somewhat on most, so you might have to present slides or at least a powerpoint presentation to explain things, to me if no-one else.

What would you call it? I like 'Communiqué from the motherland'. It has a sense of urgency about it, like you have to listen. Or else.

[GravitySucks]

It might be live (a few formats there) or a recorded character thing similar to the Goon Show..we'll see.. Anyone want to be our producer? Ahem...

The Honorable SV's 2016 campaign hasn't been launched yet, and now you want me distracted by this?  Limey bastards. What Am I to do with all of the campaign buttons?  Have them reprinted with a podcast URL?

FRIKKIN.

[Inglorious Bitch]

It might be live (a few formats there) or a recorded character thing similar to the Goon Show..we'll see.. Anyone want to be our producer? Ahem...

What does a producer do?

[GravitySucks]

What would you call it? I like 'Communiqué from the motherland'. It has a sense of urgency about it, like you have to listen. Or else.

Fawlty Podders has a nice ring to it.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Fawlty Podders has a nice ring to it.

So does Fawlty Twatters! 

[Yorkshire pud]

What does a producer do?

Produce of course!!! Do I need to explain everything?

[Yorkshire pud]

What would you call it? I like 'Communiqué from the motherland'. It has a sense of urgency about it, like you have to listen. Or else.

The late great Alistair Cooke had 'Letter from America'..maybe 'Podcast to the Colonies'?

[The General]

The late great Alistair Cooke had 'Letter from America'..maybe 'Podcast to the Colonies'?

You could go with the original working title for the "Fuk MV show"...
"Talent not Included?"

[GravitySucks]

The late great Alistair Cooke had 'Letter from America'..maybe 'Podcast to the Colonies'?

"Is anybody out there?" May work.

Better than "Greenwich Meany Times"

[Yorkshire pud]

You could go with the original working title for the "Fuk MV show"...
"Talent not Included?"

The lack of talent is a foregone conclusion; but fucking MV is NOT in the remit. We have checked the contract.

[The General]

The lack of talent is a foregone conclusion; but fucking MV is NOT in the remit. We have checked the contract.

But did you check the non-compete?

[Yorkshire pud]

"Is anybody out there?" May work.

Better than "Greenwich Meany Times"

I'm reasonably confident our audience figures will number well into single figures.

[Yorkshire pud]

But did you check the non-compete?

Seriously, who in their right mind would lower their standards to compete with us?

[GravitySucks]

Seriously, who in their right mind would lower their standards to compete with us?

You can throw down the gauntlet and go with "The Haggis Philes".

[The General]

"I Fucking Dare You to Listen to This Podcast, You Donkey Faced Jackal"

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[Yorkshire pud]

You can throw down the gauntlet and go with "The Haggis Philes".

We don't cover Scotlandshire so BobGrau won't hear us. I'm sure it will upset him greatly.

[Yorkshire pud]

"I Fucking Dare You to Listen to This Podcast, You Donkey Faced Jackal"

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We can't get all that on the novelty g string strings that will be part of the show's marketing freebee products. Pity because there's a nice ring to it.

[GravitySucks]

"I Fucking Dare You to Listen to This Podcast, You Donkey Faced Jackal"

.com(TM)

FIFY

[BobGrau]

You can throw down the gauntlet and go with "The Haggis Philes".

Hooowww dare yeeew!!!

That's our word.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

It might be live (a few formats there) or a recorded character thing similar to the Goon Show..we'll see.. Anyone want to be our producer? Ahem...

How about something on the order of Derek and Clive?  You could drunkenly discuss pulling lobsters out of Falkie instead of Jayne Mansfield and spelunking inside Kathy rather than Joan Crawford, but the same hilarity undoubtedly would ensue.  I'd probably even listen to that. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Hooowww dare yeeew!!!

That's our word.

The Bob, SV and Yorkshire Oik show? Yeah?

[GravitySucks]

Hooowww dare yeeew!!!

That's our word.

WTF do I know... I'm a hayseed that lives on bbq brisket, beans and an occasional fish taco.

OK. "The Banger Philes"

[Yorkshire pud]

How about something on the order of Derek and Clive?  You could drunkenly discuss pulling lobsters out of Falkie instead of Jayne Mansfield and spelunking inside Kathy rather than Joan Crawford, but the same hilarity undoubtedly would ensue.  I'd probably even listen to that.

Fackin cant.

Gretta bleedin Garbo?  Yeah...good thinking? You're the Producer?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Fackin cant.

Gretta bleedin Garbo?  Yeah...good thinking? You're the Producer?

I would produce, and possibly even put out, if you made it worth my while.

As Derek and Clive stand in the background preparing for the extraction, Sophia Loren hungrily wonders if Jayne brought enough lobsters for everyone.

[BobGrau]

WTF do I know... I'm a hayseed that lives on bbq brisket, beans and an occasional fish taco.

OK. "The Banger Philes"

You've got yer classic north/south divide with those two... (my 'northerlier than thou' attitude would spoil the magic). The name and format would have to reflect that 'friendly' rivalry.

[GravitySucks]

You've got yer classic north/south divide with those two... (my 'northerlier than thou' attitude would spoil the magic). The name and format would have to reflect that 'friendly' rivalry.

How about something everyone can agree on?

"London Bridge - From the Great American Southwest"

[Yorkshire pud]

I would produce, and possibly even put out, if you made it worth my while.

As Derek and Clive stand in the background preparing for the extraction, Sophia Loren hungrily wonders if Jayne brought enough lobsters for everyone.

Jayne: "I don't suppose anyone male is interested that I'm a virtuoso violin player; presenting lobsters it will have to be I guess"

[serenity]

Well it is the last show IMO that is causing the hiatus and the holidays. I'm not sure what the future holds at this point. We haven't officially called it quits, but obviously we haven't done a show in two weeks. Several of the cast have quit the forum all together. I think a lot of it has to do with our different viewpoints on the recent Art Bell retirement.

I will be doing more podcasting soon as well as releasing my book in digital forum hopefully in the next month.
Name recognition alone would have sold :
Honestly I learned a lot doing this. It helped me realize that I was taking things way too seriously. This was something I was doing as a hobby, and might be doing for money soon as I was offered something. But even the potential paying gig I was offered will take time to build. There are millions of podcasts, unless you are offering something way different than normal you'll just get lost in the shuffle.

Also there was a struggle with planning. Some of us wanted to do off the cuff radio, and some wanted it planned. I do best when I don't plan what I am going to say next.

Anyway that is the long and short of it. As anything it is a learning experience. It might be back, who knows.

Thanks to those who listened. Also, I am a writer first, broadcasting was never going to be something I took seriously.

Well sorry to see ya go . It was a fun show. But I do look forward to your other endeavors.

[wr250]

So it is, but looks like YP and SV are starting a show. And I have a paying gig starting next month, so onward.

Oh and if only we had branded correctly. The MV thing could have taken off. And no, it's not working for Art Bell. LMAO. Too soon?

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