20151016 - Art Bell Open Lines - Live Show Chat Thread

[MABUSE]

Yes.  They need instructions on how to be cultured.

Leave them out on the counter overnight under a dish cloth after stirring in a yoghurt starter.
**M**

[Uncle Duke]

Debbie Downer................

All kidding aside, I went to high school with a girl whose real was "Debbie Downer".  She was known for a particular skill at drive-ins theaters that I will leave open.

[WOTR]

We did get a couple 100 pages of mocking and deriding him which is something at least.

I have not been there for quite some time.  I will have to go see if the thread is dead yet...

[Dr_Blue]

All kidding aside, I went to high school with a girl whose real was "Debbie Downer".  She was known for a particular skill at drive-ins theaters that I will leave open.

Bwhahahaha

[henge0stone]

producer@artbell.com

It's Heather right? Don't want to say the wrong name.

[Weirdoradio]

SHOUTS OUT TO THE PARKING GAWD

[trostol]

thats not a super power..just walk

[RoseGirl]

Line 1: People who believe they really are lizards.

[Rocky4228]

Is this George Costanza?

[Sandra Kristen]

Art should just change the line mid show.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Yes.  They need instructions on how to be cultured.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

What are you emailing about? does Art need ideas or something?

Greetings Sister RoseGirl

Ideas for special lines.

[ZomZom]

My husband has that parking-spot special power.  Always gets the closest spots.

[Weirdoradio]

Dude claimed to have read The Secret?

I imagine his vision board filled with empty parking spaces, images of people waving to him from other cars and beautiful empty parking lots at sunset.

[trostol]

[Morgus]

whats the halloween shows name? I think midnight in the graveyard would sound good.

Art said he was thinking about "Mid-Fright in the desert" or similar

[jazmunda]

Parking Guy

[Morgus]

Its a Jazmunda impersonator caller!

[trostol]

fake jaz

[jazmunda]

My husband has that parking-spot special power.  Always gets the closest spots.

My brother-in-law has it and it infuriates me.

[norland2424]

god damn fake jaz

[Dr_Blue]

after the show i am going "research" all of these mags

You are going to 'Study Hard?"

[AppealPlay]

If someone had the ability to control other people for their gain and they wasted it on parking spaces they deserve to be punched.

[trostol]

Parking Guy

your second super hero identity?

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

I have not been there for quite some time.  I will have to go see if the thread is dead yet...

5 members & 18 guests right now

[zeebo]

It's Heather right? Don't want to say the wrong name.

Yep Heather she be.  You can also email Art directly about the open lines ideas ...  (I think last time he asked for that now that I remember).  artbell@knye.com

[Scorch]

Two drink minimum?  Hey, now I'm eligible to call!

+1

[henge0stone]

Art's old special lines were always good, Area 51, Alien, Immortal, Time traveler, Secret Societies, Monster line, Entity Attack line. These were classics.

[jazmunda]

Damn these fake Aussies. I'm gonna have to start kicking some asses.

[RoseGirl]

Line 2: People who have received a phone call from someone who is dead.