20151009 - Open Lines - Live Show Chat Thread

[Zoxo]

well I've had two paralyzers along with two rum and cokes! Shit, and I was going to call in tonight!!

[albrecht]

Poor people in Scotland aren't allowed to talk to Art tonight.

Tho niggardly, as perceived at least, the term scot-free (or scot free) has nothing to do with Scots.

[Crapphazzard]

greetings gabbers! so glad i got here a lot earlier today

[GravitySucks]

It may be like we're all priests listening to confession.

maren, you can sit next to me and we can take a vote.

[Sandra Kristen]

What's everyone drinking tonight?

The tears of Capitalists 

[GuerrillaUnReal]

[Dr_Blue]

Is bragging allowed here?   

[maren]

Okay, does Richard Dolan take a hit of helium and re-record his spot every day?  Or maybe Keith is just speeding it up so we suffer for a shorter time. 

[GravitySucks]

well I've had two paralyzers along with two rum and cokes! Shit, and I was going to call in tonight!!

Jaz should have posted the rules earlier!

[Crapphazzard]

that part always makes me die laughing...glad u posted that

[SciFiAuthor]

What's everyone drinking tonight?

Martinis.

[Autistic Star Children]

Hello to you wonderful people

I have the over/under at usual callers at 5 tonight

extra points for Jaz call.

when I was 17 my grandparents were gone for the week so I took the truck to school. I took it to the coffee shop during my free period, and pulling out of the parking lot, I judged wrong, and clipped the fuck out a dodge durango. the right rear looked like an accordion. The owner lady came running out to see this mess and started crying. I was more amazed that there was not a single scratch on my grandparents new truck.

After she got over the initial shock and I explained to her that my ass was grass over this. She laughed because a similar thing happened to her when she was young.  she told me her deductible was 250.00. I walked over to the bank, paid her and drove the truck home.

the scott free part was my grandparents never found out, since there was zero damage to the truck. I would've been booted from the house and probably a meth dealer in fresno now.

[zeebo]

What's everyone drinking tonight?

The last few sips my good cognac.  After that, I'll have to break into the cooking wine. 

[Dr_Blue]

Do I win a prize??

[Dyna-X]

Solution to the 2 drink rule

[maren]

maren, you can sit next to me and we can take a vote.

Bwahahahahah!  Thanks, pal!  *hug*

[pyewacket]

What's everyone drinking tonight?

Bloody Marys 

[GravitySucks]

Martinis.

Iced tea. As usual.

[trostol]

What's everyone drinking tonight?

screwdriver

[bateman]

Is bragging allowed here?   

I read this as braaping.

[Barbara]

Poor people in Scotland aren't allowed to talk to Art tonight.

I will take care of this, 'No Scott thing'.

[henge0stone]

We should have a Vampire line.

[Crapphazzard]

 

I walk in and see people fighting over stupid shit. Um... questioning if I want to dip a toe into this biznatch tonight.

[Zoxo]

hoping JC calls in TONIGHT!!!

[Rocky4228]

I'm drinking...water. 

[Dr_Blue]

Ok, here it goes. I suggested the Scot free line to Art. I hope it doesn't BOMB! hahahahahahaha

[Dyna-X]

What's everyone drinking tonight?

Vodka...Russki style

[albrecht]

Hello to you wonderful people

I have the over/under at usual callers at 5 tonight

extra points for Jaz call.

when I was 17 my grandparents were gone for the week so I took the truck to school. I took it to the coffee shop during my free period, and pulling out of the parking lot, I judged wrong, and clipped the fuck out a dodge durango. the right rear looked like an accordion. The owner lady came running out to see this mess and started crying. I was more amazed that there was not a single scratch on my grandparents new truck.

After she got over the initial shock and I explained to her that my ass was grass over this. She laughed because a similar thing happened to her when she was young.  she told me her deductible was 250.00. I walked over to the bank, paid her and drove the truck home.

the scott free part was my grandparents never found out, since there was zero damage to the truck. I would've been booted from the house and probably a meth dealer in fresno now.

Nice! Call in. Type of truck you borrowed? And smart! You paid cash and "took care of it." Smart thinking for a young kid, rare.

[trostol]

skype is balls lol

also the beginning tonight is reminding me of a RCH's soliloquy

[Zoxo]

Ok, here it goes. I suggested the Scot free line to Art. I hope it doesn't BOMB! hahahahahahaha

I think it was a great idea!! Makes these nights fun! Good on ya!