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Joe Biden 2020

Started by maren, September 11, 2015, 11:27:32 AM

paladin1991

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on July 06, 2020, 04:22:37 PM


Citing examples is not the same as your plagarist BS and the lame memeocracy that you seem to live in. 

albrecht

This article doesn't even go into the "relationship" issues in the weird family or deeper financial stuff, just hits on the knownl the drug, drunk, theft, and fraud issues. Some of their rap sheets put good ol' Corn Pop to shame!

https://nypost.com/2020/07/11/joe-bidens-family-has-a-long-rap-sheet/


Kidnostad3

Quote from: albrecht on July 15, 2020, 06:14:49 PM
This article doesn't even go into the "relationship" issues in the weird family or deeper financial stuff, just hits on the knownl the drug, drunk, theft, and fraud issues. Some of their rap sheets put good ol' Corn Pop to shame!

https://nypost.com/2020/07/11/joe-bidens-family-has-a-long-rap-sheet/

And then there's that suspicious episode involving a goat and a chimpanzee.

Kidnostad3

How could anyone in good conscience vote for a man that will be eating with a spoon and drinking from a sippy cup before he's sworn in?  Jus' sayin'.

https://youtu.be/yAHoul4IYMY


albrecht

Venezuela has the world's largest reserves* but has to import gasoline. Beunos Aires used to be a very cosmopolitan, beautiful city. Country has largest reserves* but the country is a shit-hole due to Socialist policies. The kind of programs the Democrats-  big D only since they no longer believe in democracy- want to have here.  Biden in his dotage will initiate such policies here after The Squad, and others, put the legislation through. Or will do by signing whatever Executive Actions his handlers place in front of him next to the cup of shaved ice and the drool cloth. Even the ambulances run out of gas. (Warning loud Spanish shouting and laughter.) The guy who filmed was taken.

According to Espacio Publico an NGO down there: "Officials with the socialist regime’s Scientific, Penal, and Criminal Investigations Body (CICPC) raided Pacheco’s home Monday and arrested him. He is reportedly facing “three or four charges, among them ‘terrorism’ and ‘incitement to hate.'”
https://youtu.be/-Fc2NhA3afc


* some sources say the USA now has the largest reserves.


Juan

The best campaign commercial I’ve seen this year - and you don’t have to speak Spanish to understand it.  This is almost as good as the 2016 commercial with Hillary barking like a dog and Putin laughing.

http://youtu.be/xPLRN6EJgew


Kidnostad3

This is disturbing on a human level.  Biden is clearly mentally impaired and it is cruel of Democrats to let him continue as presumptive nominee.  It’s not even fun to make fun of him anymore. 

https://youtu.be/VawrmN4s2Oc

GravitySucks

There is a racist running for President, but it’s definitely not Trump, and I’m pretty sure it’s not Pate.

https://twitter.com/trumpwarroom/status/1291372564124762112

Gd5150

Quote from: GravitySucks on August 06, 2020, 09:40:06 AM
There is a racist running for President, but it’s definitely not Trump, and I’m pretty sure it’s not Pate.

https://twitter.com/trumpwarroom/status/1291372564124762112

No he said black people are all lemmings who can’t think for themselves. A racist insult to the people of negro.

pate

Quote from: GravitySucks on August 06, 2020, 09:40:06 AM
There is a racist running for President, but it’s definitely not Trump, and I’m pretty sure it’s not Pate.

https://twitter.com/trumpwarroom/status/1291372564124762112

Let me be clear: I am so color-blind that I am see through like a crystal skull;  I hope that is perfectly apparent akin to the coding that is contained within this sentence, Future SecSpace Grav.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

WOTR

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 05, 2020, 09:30:50 PM
This is disturbing on a human level.  Biden is clearly mentally impaired and it is cruel of Democrats to let him continue as presumptive nominee.  It’s not even fun to make fun of him anymore. 

https://youtu.be/VawrmN4s2Oc

That is funny. I was just going to put the direct link here to just the video. I love that Biden is pretty much an octogenerian who is using the phrase " C'mon, man" as though he were hip to the new jive that all the cool cats are talking, man...

Even at :58 you have him saying that he is "so forward looking to sit with... the president in debates." I know it is minor- and if it were not smack in the middle of incoherent ramblings, I probably would not even have noticed or cared.

So, this is the alternative to Trump, eh? Where is my write in ballot for Pate?

https://twitter.com/YahooNews/status/1291005284656111617


albrecht

Quote from: WOTR on August 07, 2020, 01:18:04 AM
That is funny. I was just going to put the direct link here to just the video. I love that Biden is pretty much an octogenerian who is using the phrase " C'mon, man" as though he were hip to the new jive that all the cool cats are talking, man...

Even at :58 you have him saying that he is "so forward looking to sit with... the president in debates." I know it is minor- and if it were not smack in the middle of incoherent ramblings, I probably would not even have noticed or cared.

So, this is the alternative to Trump, eh? Where is my write in ballot for Pate?

[tweet]1291005284656111617[/tweet]
Assuming they let Biden leave his basement or even attend a debate 'online' I think the first question should be a presentation of pencil and a pads of paper and the moderator asking both candidates- for fairness-  "Draw a clock."

I would also like both candidates to take a piss, blood, and hair test and be tested for legal, and illegal, meds, booze, drugs, etc and results of screens be revealed live during the debate. There could be live betting options (this would generate ratings.)

ItsOver

I'd prefer they don costumes and get it on in the ring.  Masks are so "in."




pate

Quote from: albrecht on August 08, 2020, 06:29:52 PM
Assuming they let Biden leave his basement or even attend a debate 'online' I think the first question should be a presentation of pencil and a pads of paper and the moderator asking both candidates- for fairness-  "Draw a clock."

I would also like both candidates to take a piss, blood, and hair test and be tested for legal, and illegal, meds, booze, drugs, etc and results of screens be revealed live during the debate. There could be live betting options (this would generate ratings.)

I approve of this idea.

I would draw the best clock.

My piss, blood and hair would show levels of testosterone that would un-man, gentle and humiliate both Biden and Trump.  On that basis alone I would probably win the debate.

Depending on the day of the week, my samples might show an alarming amount of Alcohol;  but this would be proven moot as it actually becomes a force multiplier for me that would secure my crushing victory in the debate.  Other than that, I would be clean as a whistle, flute or pan-pipe.  The Shadow Government would probably want to use those samples to clone me, however, so I would demand that my samples be properly destroyed upon completion of the tests.

I propose that the testing facility be located behind the three five debate podiums on stage and in clear view of the cameras.  This way the sanctity, purity and reliability of the testing procedure and their results may be assured to the American Viewing Public.  Of course, three of the five debate podiums would be mine as I represent the (aye), (eye) and (I) parties and would require that their separate but complimentary messages not be confused with one another.

My face would, of course have to be blacked out or I would wear a ski-mask.



Probably, I would wear the ski-mask.  This of course would mean that I would have to be shirtless during the debate to maintain comfort as the hat would probably make me sweaty if I were to wear a shirt as well.  I must be dry, confident and secure when the two humiliated losers kneel before me after my inevitable victory.

I may have to also wear a viking helmet over the ski-mask;  this would be a subtle warning to all watching that my second-in-command is a versey, highly skilled master of the Art of Bake, and holder of the leashes of a vast pack of war-dogs.

I believe only one debate would be necessary for me to secure the appropriate high multiple of the multi-vote required for my ultimate victory.  To dominate in any successive debates would be a vulgar display of my power;  but I would do this for my people if by General Acclaim it is demanded of me.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"



pate

Didn't "they" promise a few weeks ago that Biden would have finalized his choice of running mate by now?

I hope he was able to find an appropriate trans-black-woman-progressive candidate that the American People are certain to love!

-p

Juan

It’s Willie Brown’s girlfriend, Kamala Harris. K-dubb should have an easy time with her.

Jackstar

Quote from: Juan on August 11, 2020, 03:37:04 PM
Kamala Harris. K-dubb should have an easy time with her.

I don't think he'd ever stop puking or become erect ever again. You Punylings need me now more than ever. Sad! I could do her in the pooper from 20 inches away and never get a scratch of scat on me. I'm just that good well-equipped.

albrecht

Harris is not liked in some black communities because she is not African-American but some kind of half-breed of Caribbean Jamaican and Indian (dot, not feather.) There also is some question as to her being an anchor baby even though unlike Obama, or whatever he name is, she was likely born in the USA and so likely  is a citizen and eligible once Biden is 'retired.' Her dad didn't like that she did drugs and promoted them on an urban radio show and some in the black community also don't like her prosecutions of so many blacks. She is a lawyer so a good choice for debating purposes, especially since Biden appears to be refusing public appearances or debates due to his declining mental health and his record of not staying on message and making 'gaffs.' But her war on blacks and 'not being black enough' could be problematic. The sugar-daddy Willie Brown stuff won't be a big deal. It is California and #metoo is a joke in those circles.

Jackstar

Quote from: albrecht on August 11, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Her dad didn't like that she didn't share her drugs with him

FTFY.

ItsOver

Quote from: Juan on August 11, 2020, 03:37:04 PM
It’s Willie Brown’s girlfriend, Kamala Harris. K-dubb should have an easy time with her.
True, dat.  Put on some Sade, bake her some goodies and Dubb should own the bitch.  If he can stomach it.


Kidnostad3

Picking Harris may be Joe’s biggest gaff but there’s plenty of time before the election for him to outdo himself and I’ve got confidence in him. 

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 11, 2020, 05:32:43 PM
Picking Harris may be Joe’s biggest gaff but there’s plenty of time before the election for him to outdo himself.

This place is going to be hysterical when Biden wins.... Jesus...


Get ready bellgab... Say hello to President Joe Biden




K_Dubb

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 11, 2020, 05:32:43 PM
Picking Harris may be Joe’s biggest gaff...

Your nauticisms are always endearing, sailor.


K_Dubb

Quote from: Jackstar on August 11, 2020, 04:00:08 PM
I don't think he'd ever stop puking or become erect ever again. You Punylings need me now more than ever. Sad! I could do her in the pooper from 20 inches away and never get a scratch of scat on me. I'm just that good well-equipped.

Pshaw I eat ball-busters like her for lunch -- my tuck game is strong.

aldousburbank

Kamala Harris- Her hair smells good!

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