Joe Biden 2020

[chefist]

If you're ok with him giving a creepy Comet Pizza hug to your kid, then vote for the ole fella...

[Roswells, Art]

The point is Bidon has a history of plagiarism, not just in school but also in his political career/speeches, that forced him out of a presidential run back many years ago.

He's charming though and that apparently is more important. I'm going to start a thread on another candidate that most likely has no chance. Look for it soon.

[Jackstar]

he plagiarized it.

I plagiarized Stephen King in 2nd grade for a writing contest. I got second place and never got called on it--I assume the teacher hadn't read the book. I still feel guilty.


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Fortunately, this is the only piece of history I share with "Creepy Uncle" Joe Biden.

[chefist]

It's OK if Dems do it...they are looking out for us.

[Zenman]

Creepy Joe already has a substantial social media following. He's already a youtube favorite.

Hey Chef, I notice that one's actually a CSPAN2 capture, lol.

[Zenman]

He's charming though and that apparently is more important. I'm going to start a thread on another candidate that most likely has no chance. Look for it soon.

Those are usually the best ones. (Not the charming ones, rather the ones that have no chance.)

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6ybH57fcDM

[Asuka Langley]

The democrat party needs moar zyklon b!

[Jackstar]

zyklon b

so edgy, much playbook

[Tinfoil_Helm]

If Joe is creepy what do we have to say about Donald?!  Dude talked about fucking his own child on TV.  God only knows what kinda gross shit he tried to pull in private...

[Jackstar]

Dude talked about fucking his own child on TV.

... aren't you talking about that here and now? At least his jokes are funny.


There are numerous legitimate reasons to criticize the President--maybe you should focus on those instead of this low-rent tabloid penny-ante high school drama bullshit. I don't even care if he eats her out every night before prayers. It's not my business. Grow up, fuck off and die.

[Tinfoil_Helm]

... aren't you talking about that here and now? At least his jokes are funny.


There are numerous legitimate reasons to criticize the President--maybe you should focus on those instead of this low-rent tabloid penny-ante high school drama bullshit. I don't even care if he eats her out every night before prayers. It's not my business. Grow up, fuck off and die.

Sorry, call me a cuck, libtard, pussy, whatever.  I don't trust a guy who wants to fuck his own daughter.  That shit's emblematic of the (now apparent) dick-ton of flaws. 

[Jackstar]

I don't trust a guy who wants to fuck his own daughter.

So your thesis is that he wants to? Does that mean to imply he can't do it whenever he chooses? Exact implementation of your bullshit strawman argument unclear.

Say, do you have a sister? I want to fuck her now. Let me know if I have to arrange for a cloning vat and/or plastic surgery.

[Roswells, Art]

So your thesis is that he wants to? Does that mean to imply he can't do it whenever he chooses? Exact implementation of your bullshit strawman argument unclear.

Say, do you have a sister? I want to fuck her now. Let me know if I have to arrange for a cloning vat and/or plastic surgery.

I think his thesis is that this is one of many unsavory things this guy does and it illustrates his judgement, his morality and his selfishness and other adjectives.

You're slipping, Jack.

[Jackstar]

this is one of many unsavory things

Yes, and my point was that he'sit's swinging for the low-hanging fruit. Incessantly. I do appreciate the work you're doing in keeping up.

[Jackstar]

I don't even care if he eats her out every night before prayers. It's not my business.

Note: not actually kidding here. Not even a little bit. Fuck her blue, see if I care!

Grow up, fuck off and die.

This counts as "kidding"--I don't think this half-tard actually can grow up.

[Roswells, Art]

Yes, and my point was that he'sit's swinging for the low-hanging fruit. Incessantly.

Oh, my bad. At least Trump doesn't fill you with ennui.

[Jackstar]

Let's be fair--at least Gabbard fills me with something.

[Tinfoil_Helm]

Dang, Junior is TRIGGERED.  The mental gymnastics one must perform... SAD.

[Jackstar]

https://trumpersteam.com/wikileaks-video-joe-biden-brags-about-how-he-rigged-the-judicial-system-of-another-country-using-american-dollars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0_AqpdwqK4

So they said they hadâ€"they were walking out to a press conference. I said, nah, I’m not going toâ€"or, we’re not going to give you the billion dollars. They said, you have no authority. You’re not the president. The president saidâ€"I said, call him.”

“I said, I’m telling you, you’re not getting the billion dollars. I said, you’re not getting the billion. I’m going to be leaving here in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: I’m leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money. Well, son of a bitch. He got fired. And they put in place someone who was solid at the time.”

To be fair--this is how things used to be done. And, did this happen before or after his son got taken out? Not really relevant, just curious. I'm not even asking for a friend.

[Tinfoil_Helm]

https://trumpersteam.com/wikileaks-video-joe-biden-brags-about-how-he-rigged-the-judicial-system-of-another-country-using-american-dollars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0_AqpdwqK4



To be fair--this is how things used to be done. And, did this happen before or after his son got taken out? Not really relevant, just curious. I'm not even asking for a friend.

Ah, Trumperstream.com.  Where all good cultists get their spoonfed ammo for owning the Libs!

[Jackstar]

https://people.com/politics/hunter-biden-ex-says-he-spent-money-on-prostitutes-drugs/

Courtesy of Google, just like the last one--I'm sure you'll find this source to be much more compatible with your ability to read. Lots of pictures.


And, let's be clear, I am not defending the President here--I am pointing out that your criticism is shit. Your replies only strengthen my case.

[Jackstar]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-29/what-actual-fck-nevada-dem-describes-biden-metoo-hair-smelling-followed-big-slow

[albrecht]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-29/what-actual-fck-nevada-dem-describes-biden-metoo-hair-smelling-followed-big-slow

His recent bizarre apology for, and attack on, "white culture" and our jurisprudence was something to behold.  And his approach to various children and women over the years reminds me of The Blues Brothers bit. But that was funny and only a movie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXYzUlv0S8

[chefist]

If I switch to the Dem party, can I act like uncle Joe?

[Dr. MD MD]

If I switch to the Dem party, can I act like uncle Joe?

Grope, grope, grope, they call him the groper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy07yHAgM4E

[NowhereInTime]

If I switch to the Dem party, can I act like uncle Joe?

No.  Joe only gropes and kisses.  Trumplestilskin grabs himself that pussy!

Don't be like Joe, be like Don!  Take it whenever you damn well want it!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

[Jackstar]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-04-01/irrefutable-evidence-10-videos-show-creepy-joe-biden-touching-women-inappropriately

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-11/facebook-bans-zero-hedge

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suUtE_foQCE

[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1113862077842640898