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Joe Biden 2020

Started by maren, September 11, 2015, 11:27:32 AM

Asuka Langley

Joe Biden should have done more, now he has jewish blood on his hands and he will pay


Asuka Langley

Quote from: Tootsie on January 23, 2021, 04:17:59 AM
asuka and scweitzer are disgusting, I hope God sends them both to HELL til they repent their sick minds,  It's not up to me though. I can give my opinion.

shalom aleichem


Jackstar

Quote from: Tootsie on January 23, 2021, 04:17:59 AM
asuka and scweitzer are disgusting, I hope God sends them both to HELL til they repent their sick minds,  It's not up to me though. I can give my opinion.

My Mother, The Lich asks, "Would you like me to start obsessing on them, or more on--" *snap*

Which, I'm going to admit I don't actually know exactly what that means. That never happened before. Course I think she's playing with Larry King's larynx on a string like a yo-yo so... Hopefully this is not going to be one of those days.

Meanwhile: hi. Thank you and I appreciate your talent. Now who the hell is this guy: "scweitzer". Never heard of them. Is it a girl? Doesn't matter, just curious. And what is your damage, anyway? Did it happen during an encounter with Larry King? I'm told he was actually kind of creepy and rapey--but I can either confirm nor deny that, goodness gracious, let's hope it's just my imagination.

And speaking of my imagination, what's wrong with Asuka? I haven't bothered to ask anyone because I was busy until this exact moment. What a coincidence that you're here. Clearly I have shitloads of free time now though, huh?

/flex

Jackstar

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 23, 2021, 11:00:59 AM
Joe Biden should have done more,

This is all Andrew McCarthy's and Jonathan Silverman's fault. They probably thought that no one would ever remember their names by this point. Clearly, they badly miscalculated. On the bright side, trifling something with Joe Biden is not only tolerated, it's practically encouraged, under the bylaws of The New Administration, and let me tell you... I don't think Larry King would have been a fan. But I doubt he was murdered. What would be the point? Did he even have a website? I never saw him on YouTube. Did he ever solve the Kennedy murder? Jesus, what a doggie bag. No wonder My Mother, The Lich is beating the shit out of him. I wonder if she has any doggie bags left?

Does he have any cute female relatives? Are there any pictures of then? Seems like there should be. And how about Larry King? Any lookers? I feel a montage coming on. My mother, the litch: "You could trifle with him but wouldn't you rather play with him, or any particular piece or pieces of him in any combination you might desire? Are you sure? I've got all day! Oh, you said "trifle!" I thought you meant travel, so I've arranged to give you a little piece of Larry King's flesh in a doggie bag. No go on take it, take it! He doesn't need it anymore, he still got a fair bit left and I'm whipping up a fresh batch in the kettle in the Brown Laboratory. Why, yes! Aren't you a clever one! The color brown is a code! It means that I'm regenerating more of his flesh--for me to play with, not for you, I already gave you some in that little doggy bag Don't get greedy now--in a cauldron that's made of an actual toilet. It's not really a cauldron. It's just a toilet. I've got some of Larry King's remains inside it right now, along with whatever was in the toilet before I started using it here--I found it at a garage sale outside of Grand Central Station, and let me tell you it was such a good deal, it was a steal, so I didn't want to break my streak of good luck by fishing around for spare change before using it for Larry. I thought he might appreciate the gesture anyway. Heh heh HEEEEEEEWW"

I'm not going to lie, but... I think Mom might be carrying a drudge. Oh well. What do you want me to do about it? It's not like I'm running the Motel, thank Christ! Besides how bad could she be, whenever I invoke the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ she barely smolders a little --she'll probably end up being okay. Maybe I'll give her a cell phone later; what harm could it do?


doggie bag

Careful, astute readers at this website will know that this is code for Mala, but I'm not worried about that, I'm relieved that I finally have a way to use the word "d-bag" without offending anybody accidentally. funny story, I always thought it meant douchebag until somebody said dickbag and then I was like oh..  "why is one worse than the other?" And to this day, I don't know if she stormed off in a huff because I offended her, or if she was embarrassed that she didn't know.

Weak. Being embarrassed about not knowing everything is a real sign of insanity, you know that? What are you, God? Then send me a f****** eagle that s**** out feathers and pukes up beads. Thanks in advance.

And no I'm not going to tell you why I would want such an animal. There you go now: you don't know everything, are you embarrassed? That's too bad.



Dr. MD MD

Weird. Everywhere I look these days I’m seeing the right and left come together to try to defeat establishment elitism:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1lq8A_J2Nw

Asuka Langley

Quote from: Tootsie on January 23, 2021, 04:14:50 AM
Next realm looking good hopefully..

I literally can't wait for Kami-sama to transform me into a hermaphrodite

Galatians 3:28



Tootsie

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 23, 2021, 01:19:09 PM
I literally can't wait for Kami-sama to transform me into a hermaphrodite

Galatians 3:28


you might want to be a hermaphrodite (probably you do) but I follow Jesus Christ, you dumb racist.
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.


Asuka Langley

Quote from: Tootsie on January 23, 2021, 02:59:55 PM
you might want to be a hermaphrodite (probably you do) but I follow Jesus Christ, you dumb racist.
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.


You have been chosen I'm sure yours will be YUGE



https://forward.com/scribe/356899/was-adam-a-hermaphrodite/




Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 23, 2021, 04:15:55 PM
Biden and Buttplug are fucking stupid i will just disconnect my speed sensor and use a GPS and drive 0 miles every year LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Suck it retards!

https://justthenews.com/government/white-house/incoming-transportation-sec-buttigieg-suggests-taxing-americans-amount-miles?amp&__twitter_impression=true



Well, you were getting tired of Trumpian winning and you thought this would be more fun.

P.S. These savages don’t even use lube. ;)

Asuka Langley

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 23, 2021, 04:23:15 PM
Well, you were getting tired of Trumpian winning and you thought this would be more fun.

P.S. These savages don’t even use lube. ;)

I am going to use every loophole to my advantage FUCK TAXES!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 23, 2021, 04:28:38 PM
I am going to use every loophole to my advantage FUCK TAXES!

IRS, baby! The Dems love to use them like an attack dog.  ;)

People can forget so much in just 4 years.

Asuka Langley

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 23, 2021, 04:30:39 PM
IRS, baby! The Dems love to use them like an attack dog.  ;)

People can forget so much in just 4 years.

I am going to burn a pile of tires i have laying around in protest when the weather warms up


Asuka Langley

Quote from: Tootsie on January 23, 2021, 04:13:38 PM
wowee, you're a cutie  :o

Toots will you rub wieners with me in the netherrealm?

albrecht

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 23, 2021, 04:33:49 PM
I am going to burn a pile of tires i have laying around in protest when the weather warms up


I don't get the logic. You are already taxed by how much you drive, assuming you buy fuel. I get that Xiden wants to hurt certain sectors and populations but his plan would simply be just MORE of a tax on fuel at a Federal level? Would AG still get exemptions?

A few weeks ago I saw someone who had the visage of Greta on his truck with her mouth being the gas cap with a quote balloon "how dare you?"  He caught me snapping a picture and laughing but they turned out to be good folks. Wife mentioned that "people laugh or take photos everywhere he goes."

Asuka Langley

Quote from: albrecht on January 23, 2021, 04:42:24 PM
I don't get the logic. You are already taxed by how much you drive, assuming you buy fuel. I get that Xiden wants to hurt certain sectors and populations but his plan would simply be just MORE of a tax on fuel at a Federal level? Would AG still get exemptions?

A few weeks ago I saw someone who had the visage of Greta on his truck with her mouth being the gas cap with a quote balloon "how dare you?"  He caught me snapping a picture and laughing but they turned out to be good folks. Wife mentioned that "people laugh or take photos everywhere he goes."

Maybe it's for electric vehicles only idk. I have never worked on an electric car and you probably cant disable the odometer by unplugging a sensor or the car wont run. New cars suck and thats why i will never own one. You cant even change the transmission fluid on newer Toyota because the fluid level is set with a computer. They dont want you working on your own cars anymore they want you to pay them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej_6BZpK3gg

albrecht

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 23, 2021, 04:50:28 PM
Maybe it's for electric vehicles only idk. I have never worked on an electric car and you probably cant disable the odometer by unplugging a sensor or the car wont run. New cars suck and thats why i will never own one. You cant even change the transmission fluid on newer Toyota because the fluid level is set with a computer. They dont want you working on your own cars anymore they want you to pay them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej_6BZpK3gg
It is great that vehicles are more reliable (supposedly) but people should still learn some basic stuff. I don't know where it stands but John Deere (and others) claim intellectual property on their tractors due to software and not allow owners to work on them. Years ago I learned that kids don't even know how to change a frigging tire. And I had a younger cousin who made a rebuild on my mower I let him borrow (in a surprise that he had initiative to mow lawns) because he thought you had to add oil as you would gasoline (4 stroke engine.) I hear now kid don't even want to get a drivers license because lock-downs and just uber. 

https://www.wired.com/2015/04/dmca-ownership-john-deere/



albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 23, 2021, 05:10:50 PM
Country folk drive more miles.
But idling in traffic is also taxed. I notice now that their news doesn't seem to be backing off yet. The weekend hosts, which means 'bring out the blacks,' are leading with the Corona-Chan still. I thought Biden was going to end it? I mean we rejoined WHO so why not over? And lock-downs mean less fuel use for transportation, so how do higher taxes on it help?

Silphion

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 23, 2021, 11:03:54 AM


Apparently a real thing

Auricularia auricula-judae (syn. Auricularia auricula, Hirneola auricula-judae) is commonly known as Judas’s ear fungus or Jew’s Ear, the name from which it derives the “judae” in its scientific name, or as the jelly ear fungus. It was said that Judas hanged himself on an elder tree, which is the origin of the name. The term ‘Jew’s Meat’ was a deprecatory term used for all fungi in the Middle Ages.
- Wikipedia




Quote from: albrecht on January 23, 2021, 05:36:09 PM
But idling in traffic is also taxed. I notice now that their news doesn't seem to be backing off yet. The weekend hosts, which means 'bring out the blacks,' are leading with the Corona-Chan still. I thought Biden was going to end it? I mean we rejoined WHO so why not over? And lock-downs mean less fuel use for transportation, so how do higher taxes on it help?

It is not intended to help anything. It is intended to punish the enemy.

Silphion

Quote from: albrecht on January 23, 2021, 05:04:20 PM
It is great that vehicles are more reliable (supposedly) but people should still learn some basic stuff. I don't know where it stands but John Deere (and others) claim intellectual property on their tractors due to software and not allow owners to work on them. Years ago I learned that kids don't even know how to change a frigging tire. And I had a younger cousin who made a rebuild on my mower I let him borrow (in a surprise that he had initiative to mow lawns) because he thought you had to add oil as you would gasoline (4 stroke engine.) I hear now kid don't even want to get a drivers license because lock-downs and just uber. 

https://www.wired.com/2015/04/dmca-ownership-john-deere/

Americans must be more resourceful and work around Corporate Master Control.

https://www.resilience.org/stories/2017-05-30/encrypted-tractors-open-source-solution/


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 23, 2021, 05:45:38 PM
It is not intended to help anything. It is intended to punish the enemy.

Yeah, the globalists already told us what their plan for the future is last year.

I don’t know why it’s so surprising?


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