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20150909 - Elaine (Bigfoot In Back Yard) - Live Show Chat

Started by MV/Liberace!, September 09, 2015, 03:01:55 PM


jazmunda

Quote from: popple on September 09, 2015, 10:52:29 PM
sumptin tells me if you buy a bag of this doo doo it's gonna be a bunch of bs

Next week on the GabCast Bigfoot is calling in with a poop story. Stay tuned ....

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 09, 2015, 10:56:25 PM
Bigfoot: "Me want Hoagland NOW!!!!!! BRAAP!"

*phone line snip*

I'd lose it if Bigfoot called in tonight.


The only logical choice if they can't get Elaine back is open lines with a special I'm A Bigfoot line.

albrecht

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on September 09, 2015, 10:53:17 PM
Yup.
Something people seem to forget is that a bigfoot has different musculature than a human does. They are designed to survive in the wild. They take down deer, and i've personally seen deer move faster than 50mph in a burst. I don't give a damn what the 'experts' say. They weren't there when it happened.
:)
Oh for sure, the animals that flee are even faster! But even the "big ones" who have no reason to flee if they want too can be amazingly fast, and the smart ones (more evolved or, oddly, more primitive) are both. If Bigfeet are an ape/chimp etc they would be very fast and very strong.

doctor weird

Quote from: Sandra Kristen on September 09, 2015, 10:57:31 PM
I'd lose it if Bigfoot called in tonight.

id like to think bigfoot is too sophisticated to listen to RCH


Quote from: VoteQuimby on September 09, 2015, 10:58:21 PM
The only logical choice if they can't get Elaine back is open lines with a special I'm A Bigfoot line.

This would be absolutely amazing. Someone wormhole this suggestion to Art!

munbeam666


chefist

Quote from: VoteQuimby on September 09, 2015, 10:58:21 PM
The only logical choice if they can't get Elaine back is open lines with a special I'm A Bigfoot line.
Ahhareaa....ahrahahahahah...aaaahahhahahraahhaaa...


Just Me

Another plausible explanation is the men in black, who hang with bigfoot, knocked on her door and neuralized her mind when she opened the door simultaneously cutting her landline with a pocket laser

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 09, 2015, 10:56:25 PM
Bigfoot: "Me want Hoagland NOW!!!!!! BRAAP!"

*phone line snip*

Someone needs to call Hoagie tonight and talk in samurai chatter with a couple of Braaps thrown in for good measure.
Open lines right ?







Juan Cena

Had to get up and post this video, since posting stuff like this with the iPhone sends the whole page into the Wormhole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USujNc5uPBs


WhiteCrow

Saw a PBS show a few years back about wolverines. They are so secretive that people who study them in the wild, have never seen one..
Just saying...

Juan Cena

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on September 09, 2015, 11:00:37 PM
Someone needs to call Hoagie tonight and talk in samurai chatter with a couple of Braaps thrown in for good measure.
Open lines right ?

Thought about calling in and asking his thoughts on the Singularity, but I think I blew his mind last week trying to discuss the Warren Ellis' information warp drive.



Herbn-Legend

If itz a male speciez an 8-10ft tall ALL i can say iz come on lady U KNO sasquatch haz hairy ballz the size of bowling ballz👏👏😱👏👏



albrecht

Quote from: chefist on September 09, 2015, 11:00:56 PM
my happy days started when ABBA died out...
Man, you missed some stuff. ABBA is best roller-skating band, ever!

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