Topic: Windows 10

[SredniVashtar]

you could barely see the penis.

So said every woman who has ever seen you naked (shudder).

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_bestiality_in_the_United_States  The acts are a felony in many states, and a misdemeanor in many.  It is a crime in about 46 states.  Often, men who do this also abuse the animals in cruel ways.  Seen some traumatizing stories in the news.  I suspect that if they hadn't been cruelly physically abusive, the law would be more lenient.  It was after a very heinous crime was in the news that some states (at least mine) enacted legislation against bestiality for the first time.

I don't know what has gotten into you lately.  You have this disposition to yank whatever is being discussed off into some mundane and elementary tangent.  "Men white-knight pretty young girls."  "Bestiality is cruel to animals and illegal" (except in Trump Country).  What's next?  "Drinking poison can be harmful."  "Eggs break when you drop them."  You're just phoning it in these days.  A great pity.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

So said every woman who has ever seen you naked (shudder).

I realize that porn gifs that fail to display a penor in all its juicy, turgid glory are a great disappointment to you, but no need to take it out on me.  I'll send you dick pics if you want.  PM me.

[SredniVashtar]

I realize that porn gifs that fail to display a penor in all its juicy, turgid glory are a great disappointment to you, but no need to take it out on me.  I'll send you dick pics if you want.  PM me.

Any picture of you is, by definition, a dick pic.

[Walks_At_Night]

I hear that this site allows bestiality pics, or did.  I've been busy and missed most of the drama.

Well "allows" is a bit strong.  There were indeed some bestiality gifs posted into the Dietrich thread.
Which kicked off a debate among that threads netizens.   To tell or not tell MV?  The cool kids don't
go into that thread so who would know?   It could remain deep in the bowels off Bellgab forever.

The post was indeed removed in time and the drive by poster banished, never to return.  So some one
(possibly me - I don't remember) ratted................

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Any picture of you is, by definition, a dick pic.

I distinctly sense someone who has taken his foot off the gas.  Can a tentative, effeminate PM feeler be far behind?  The world wonders. 

In the interim, I shall prepare the lighting and my iphone camera to  its longest focal length.

[Gd5150]

Yes! 

https://www.wired.com/story/microsoft-windows-xp-patch-very-bad-sign/amp

[SredniVashtar]

I’m not a typical chick.

Now I'm beginning to understand why Yorkie said The Crying Game was his favourite film.

'When she squeezed Yorkie tight she nearly broke his spine L-A-U-R-A Laura.'

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Now I'm beginning to understand why Yorkie said The Crying Game was his favourite film.

Here's those dick pics you asked me for by PM

[SredniVashtar]

Here's those dick pics you asked me for by PM

I consulted Emily Post for what to when a lightly built Asian offers to show you his junk, but she was unaccountably silent on the subject. So I thought I'd best pretend the whole unfortunate business had never happened. Also, they might sling you out of that homeless shelter if you start doing nude photo shoots.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I consulted Emily Post for what to when a lightly built Asian offers to show you his junk, but she was unaccountably silent on the subject. So I thought I'd best pretend the whole unfortunate business had never happened. Also, they might sling you out of that homeless shelter if you start doing nude photo shoots.

Running up the white flag already, eh?  I thought that you were British, not French.

Having settled the dom/fem hierarchy between us, let's move on to 14.

As you may recall, she relates a griping narrative of how men used to stop to help her by the side of the road all the time back when she was in her 20's, but as she approached her mid-30's the Prince Valiants became scarcer and scarcer until they dried up entirely (not unlike her....no, let's just not).  In the intervening years from then till now (the exactly number of years discreetly left unmentioned), nary a single white knight has called "whoa" to his steed, leaving her to the tender mercies of Triple-A.  As an epilogue, she mentions that a few kindly gentlemen having been "stopping lately."

The moral of the story, it seems, is this: all men are pigs.  At least the ones who won't stop, anyway.  But I have to wonder: just how often does this chick's car break down, anyway?  Monthly?  Weekly?  Maybe instead of hanging out in the Windows 10 thread, soliciting help and then blithely dismissing it about computing problems;a she should be in the Ford Fairlane thread, soliciting and then dismissing help about automotive problems.  Your thoughts?

[SredniVashtar]

Running up the white flag already, eh?  I thought that you were British, not French.

Having settled the dom/fem hierarchy between us, let's move on to 14.

As you may recall, she relates a griping narrative of how men used to stop to help her by the side of the road all the time back when she was in her 20's, but as she approached her mid-30's the Prince Valiants became scarcer and scarcer until they dried up entirely (not unlike her....no, let's just not).  In the intervening years from then till now (the exactly number of years discreetly left unmentioned), nary a single white knight has called "whoa" to his steed, leaving her to the tender mercies of Triple-A.  As an epilogue, she mentions that a few kindly gentlemen having been "stopping lately."

The moral of the story, it seems, is this: all men are pigs.  At least the ones who won't stop, anyway.  But I have to wonder: just how often does this chick's car break down, anyway?  Monthly?  Weekly?  Maybe instead of hanging out in the Windows 10 thread, soliciting help and then blithely dismissing it about computing problems;a she should be in the Ford Fairlane thread, soliciting and then dismissing help about automotive problems.  Your thoughts?

I think 14 is a man. Probably the same tonnage as Falkie with an unkempt beard full of crumbs and enough navel fluff to grow a tomato plant in. I'm not buying the narrative one bit. I haven't entirely ruled out the possibility that it's you using a sock puppet account for your own sinister ends. The ice cream nuking was a nice touch.

And I bet I'm twice your bloody size, you cheeky sod, so if there's any dom-ing to be done I'd be the one to do it. Not that I would, anyway, you're far too jejeune and gauche for my taste.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

you're far too jejeune and gauche for my taste.

Well...yeah, but I have a really big cock.  That makes up for a lot.

Good detective work about 14, by the way.  I should have known better than to try and slide that one past you.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Thanks for the info...Maybe if I get brave I might have a look, though I managed to recover most things. 

Way Cool...
Throw back a few shots of Scotch , an... let 'er rip !
(Would a proper Englishman drink Scotch ? )      

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

griping narrative

Fuck me.  I meant to write "gripping narrative."  I guess it works the other way, too.  Carry on.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Good for Mr. Bojangles!  That's great, and that you fed him.  As far as male highway rescuers, I am disappointed.  Given the value system I was raised with, there is no way I ever saw their fickleness coming.  But to end this on a positive note, many older men still do try to help if they can.

How can you be so totally fucking naive. Seriously !
(Personally, to me, women aren't sexy until they hit 40, but I've  NEVER  been considered normal - and sure as fuck don't want to be - normal people are lame assed, fear-driven, sheep, as far as I'm concerned.)

Oh, and fear not, (apparently you're living in the wrong area), I've stopped plenty of times to assist people ranging from 20 - 86 years old, stranded, or even just changing a tire along side the road.

So, what you're really saying is that you've let yourself go, and you can't just flash your gams anymore to get some swingin' dick to pull over so you can manipulate them into helping you, with the promise of sex that you'll never deliver on ?

GET FUCKIN' REAL !

[Jojo]

Running up the white flag already, eh?  I thought that you were British, not French.

Having settled the dom/fem hierarchy between us, let's move on to 14.

As you may recall, she relates a griping narrative of how men used to stop to help her by the side of the road all the time back when she was in her 20's, but as she approached her mid-30's the Prince Valiants became scarcer and scarcer until they dried up entirely (not unlike her....no, let's just not).  In the intervening years from then till now (the exactly number of years discreetly left unmentioned), nary a single white knight has called "whoa" to his steed, leaving her to the tender mercies of Triple-A.  As an epilogue, she mentions that a few kindly gentlemen having been "stopping lately."

The moral of the story, it seems, is this: all men are pigs.  At least the ones who won't stop, anyway.  But I have to wonder: just how often does this chick's car break down, anyway?  Monthly?  Weekly?  Maybe instead of hanging out in the Windows 10 thread, soliciting help and then blithely dismissing it about computing problems;a she should be in the Ford Fairlane thread, soliciting and then dismissing help about automotive problems.  Your thoughts?

Since turning 45, every AAA towman/locksmith except one has been rude and domineering.  They used to be warm and accommodating.

DPS, even if I wanted to, I'd have a difficult time repairing my car because a couple of big, round things that prevent me from reaching and seeing the parts.  Duh.  A big guy might not be able to see below his waistline, but a busty woman can't see below her neck.Nonetheless, I have painted the top, re-touched the hood, patched the radiator, banged on the selenoid, wired the muffler back on, and managed to get off the freeway without hurting anyone while going 75MPH when the steering broke at the intersection of 3 freeways.

[Jojo]

How can you be so totally fucking naive. Seriously !
(Personally, to me, women aren't sexy until they hit 40, but I've  NEVER  been considered normal - and sure as fuck don't want to be - normal people are lame assed, fear-driven, sheep, as far as I'm concerned.)

Oh, and fear not, (apparently you're living in the wrong area), I've stopped plenty of times to assist people ranging from 20 - 86 years old, stranded, or even just changing a tire along side the road.

So, what you're really saying is that you've let yourself go, and you can't just flash your gams anymore to get some swingin' dick to pull over so you can manipulate them into helping you, with the promise of sex that you'll never deliver on ?

GET FUCKIN' REAL !

I never "flashed" anything.  I was just being me.  Don't take this so personally, geez.  I wasn't describing YOU.  And I know that later when I approach 80, yes, then men will help again.  I lived with an 80-year old last year and when no one helped me and walked home and she drove back with me and people pulled over to help her because she is an old lady.  It was great.  We just wanted someone's bumper to push my bumper to get my car out of traffic.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

No conniption came from me but I’m not a typical chick I guess. Not easily offended.

I remember that gif and really didn’t find it offensive at all, I thought it was hilarious. Probably because I’ve known a few annoying women who never stop talking and fun to imagine them getting shut up in that fashion

LK - I always thought you rocked.
FINALLY a woman (or female avi) that speaks her mind and to hell with the consequences and pre-conceived notions implied by the MSM and the house of rothschild. (implicit subcasing)
I respect that.        
Inglorious Bitch, Tiger, and Starr rock it too. 
(I can't stand sneaky (they think) manipulators - I see right through them, their lies sing out to me and I instantly categorize them as scum gutter-sluts - - - Whores have higher standing in my eyes.)

[Jojo]

I don't know what has gotten into you lately.  You have this disposition to yank whatever is being discussed off into some mundane and elementary tangent.  "Men white-knight pretty young girls."  "Bestiality is cruel to animals and illegal" (except in Trump Country).  What's next?  "Drinking poison can be harmful."  "Eggs break when you drop them."  You're just phoning it in these days.  A great pity.

I don't think it's elementary or mundane to realize that after an animal was horribly abused a few years ago, many states enacted anti-bestiality laws for the first time.  And I think it's an eye-opener that the crime is a felony in many states.  There are people who believe bestiality is not cruel, and I had never known it was illegal anywhere.  So what you see as mundane and elementary was big news to me. 

And eggs don't break when you drop them if they are hard boiled.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

push my bumper

Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?  [zzzzzzzzzzzzip]

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

I never "flashed" anything.  I was just being me.  Don't take this so personally, geez.  I wasn't describing YOU.  And I know that later when I approach 80, yes, then men will help again.  I lived with an 80-year old last year and when no one helped me and walked home and she drove back with me and people pulled over to help her because she is an old lady.  It was great.  We just wanted someone's bumper to push my bumper to get my car out of traffic.

I never said you were, and I didn't take it personally - I was being honest.
Apparently you don't understand metaphor.

Look, some of your questions remind me of a gov. plant running a psych exam. No one NO ONE is as naive as some of the questions you post are.
I have no problem helping people out, for free.
BUT, when I see I'm being taken advantage of, or played - the player can go straight to hell.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

VUU-DO

If you are going to go lightweight, you might as well go full retard and get nanolinux or tinycore, both of which are Linux distros that feature GUI interfaces and clock in at about 16mb install size.

Command line only versions of Linux go all the way down to 2.8mb in size.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

God Dammit Lasha,
quit your fucking around.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

God Dammit Lasha,
quit your fucking around.

Don't you think that it's time to put the bottle down and go to bed?  Big day tomorrow hugging the toilet.  Cmon big guy, Mr. Sandman awaits.

[Jojo]

I think 14 is a man. Probably the same tonnage as Falkie with an unkempt beard full of crumbs and enough navel fluff to grow a tomato plant in. I'm not buying the narrative one bit. I haven't entirely ruled out the possibility that it's you using a sock puppet account for your own sinister ends. The ice cream nuking was a nice touch.

And I bet I'm twice your bloody size, you cheeky sod, so if there's any dom-ing to be done I'd be the one to do it. Not that I would, anyway, you're far too jejeune and gauche for my taste.

I am Sophia on EG.  I am female.  I am not a man.  You are correct that 14 started out as a farce with ulterior motives.  It would be great if you were twice my size, looking forward to it  .    Most decent females in a forum which includes plenty of baboons probably do come off as jejeune and gauche.  Can't please everyone, especially some of these baboons around here lately.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I am Sophia on EG.  I am female.  I am not a man.  You are correct that 14 started out as a farce with ulterior motives.  It would be great if you were twice my size, looking forward to it  .    Most decent females in a forum which includes plenty of baboons probably do come off as jejeune and gauche.  Can't please everyone, especially some of these baboons around here lately.

He's talking about me, you twit.

He has this fantasy that I am a wispy Asian with an ass like a 12 year old boy.  Let an old man have his fun.  He's English, what else does he have to live for.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

If you are going to go lightweight, you might as well go full retard and get nanolinux or tinycore, both of which are Linux distros that feature GUI interfaces and clock in at about 16mb install size.

Command line only versions of Linux go all the way down to 2.8mb in size.

I've run them both.
Wait, wait....
A linux N00b will be totally lost, and I mean totally fucking lost with those distro's
(You forgot DSL too - in the same size range)
Yah, if you have an apple Lisa, or a commador II, you fuckin' A !  Run those distro's for the plain and simple fact that the CAS latency on the RAM in those systems is 2 - 3 !
Yeah, no shit  -  -    Fastest RAM that was ever made.
The problem with those linux distros, is that you'll need programming skills also - which newbies generally don't have.
Everyone nowadays wants "Plug-N-Play".  That's why I recommend VUU-Do.
The Distro's you mentioned are KICK-ASS if you have an ancient system (or even a new one and you know what the hell you're doing), and you can write BASIC, and know BASH. On a relatively new system - there is so much integration you have to write, you might as well sell the completed code as a new operating system.

No, you are exactly right - those are extremely light-weight OS's. But, you forgot the caveat that you need to know how to program - in fact , not just program high level and OOP, but at the assembler level (which runs sooooooo much faster - you're only one step away from binary).   
Structured and functional programming are a totally different ball game.   

Hey, thanks for the post, most peeps don't realize there are hobby operating systems out there that are designed for the average person to play with.  Funky and fun.   

EDIOT:      https://raymii.org/s/articles/Small_Linux_Distros.html

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

And eggs don't break when you drop them if they are hard boiled.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST _ THE GOD DAMNED SHELLS STILL CRACK _ YOU FUCKING RETARDED  NAZI ! ! !

[Jojo]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST _ THE GOD DAMNED SHELLS STILL CRACK _ YOU FUCKING RETARDED  NAZI ! ! !

I am not any Nazi.  You're being profane.  Listen, you said eggs, not eggshells.