The Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread

[K_Dubb]

The show had a pretty vague plan
Which it still broke each nite that it ran
But now that it's gone
It just seems so wrong
Like cranberry sauce from the can

Cheer up, my dear squirrel, paws unshod,
This one time of year it's not odd
To make clever use
Of leftover juice.
A splash in the hooch:  a Cape Cod!

[Jackstar]

Once there was a man named Dick,
Who fancied his theories as quite scientific.
When thrown at a wall,
Nearly all of them would fall,
But the Masons made sure, that what they wanted would stick.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePrZBmP_6cw

[K_Dubb]

Once there was a man named Dick,
Who fancied his theories as quite scientific.
When thrown at a wall,
Nearly all of them would fall,
But the Masons made sure, that what they wanted would stick.

The Hoagster's no transparent shill.
His mythos (invented at will)
Conceals ancient ritual.
The bad men will get you all!
Praise Spivey, you chose the right pill.

[Yorkshire pud]

In Cydonia there once was a face
Boufant atop was not out of place
With make up applied
Torsion fields put aside
Showed Rich was well on the case.

[PaulAtreides]

I sit here with brandy and stogie,
Awaiting a visit from Hoagie.
But again I lament
I wish Hoags would repent.
And get his fucking shit together.

[K_Dubb]

The planets are covered with scars
From eons adrift 'mongst the stars.
Just let pareidolia
Make a merry fool o' ya
And hunt for the pharaohs on Mars.

[Yorkshire pud]

Its something called a usb port
Said flaxen haired Hoagie
Just don't steal my bandwidth
When you're not listening
The end.

[Étouffée]

No greater love can one demonstrate,
Than to melt it right down and poet-i-cate.

about Hoagie, no less!!

What a sentimental group.

[Jackstar]

Once there was a builder named Hiram,
(redacted)

[Dr. MD MD]

Once there was a builder named Hiram,
(redacted)

[zeebo]

A splash in the hooch:  a Cape Cod!

On the other side of midnite I've drunk
More drinks than one might have thunk

I've had Lagers and Porters and Ales
While Hoagie regaled us with tales

Wine and Sherry and Schnapps
And anecdotes filled with name drops

Of Whiskies I've had many bottles
With discussions that delved into models

Martinis, Manhattans, Mojitos
As Skype sounds buzzed like mosquitos

Some nites when the topic was boring
Irish Coffees kept me from snoring

Long Island Iced Teas I was swillin'
As braapsters here were just chillin'

White Russians, Gimlets, and Fizzes
Had me thinking there's truth in this physics

Gin & Juice, sometimes Gin & Tonic
The Golden Ratio, and all its harmonics

Shots of Tequila, I've more than one swigged
When scheduled guests have later reneged

If the show never comes back again
I guess I'll just sip on some Tang

[PChirp]

On the other side of midnite I've drunk
More drinks than one might have thunk

I've had Lagers and Porters and Ales
While Hoagie regaled us with tales

Wine and Sherry and Schnapps
And anecdotes filled with name drops

Of Whiskies I've had many bottles
With discussions that delved into models

Martinis, Manhattans, Mojitos
As Skype sounds buzzed like mosquitos

Some nites when the topic was boring
Irish Coffees kept me from snoring

Long Island Iced Teas I was swillin'
As braapsters here were just chillin'

White Russians, Gimlets, and Fizzes
Had me thinking there's truth in this physics

Gin & Juice, sometimes Gin & Tonic
The Golden Ratio, and all its harmonics

Shots of Tequila, I've more than one swigged
When scheduled guests have later reneged

If the show never comes back again
I guess I'll just sip on some Tang

Pure Poetry, Zeeb!   

Especially the Long Islands BTW!   

[K_Dubb]

On the other side of midnite I've drunk
More drinks than one might have thunk

I've had Lagers and Porters and Ales
While Hoagie regaled us with tales

Wine and Sherry and Schnapps
And anecdotes filled with name drops

Of Whiskies I've had many bottles
With discussions that delved into models

Martinis, Manhattans, Mojitos
As Skype sounds buzzed like mosquitos

Some nites when the topic was boring
Irish Coffees kept me from snoring

Long Island Iced Teas I was swillin'
As braapsters here were just chillin'

White Russians, Gimlets, and Fizzes
Had me thinking there's truth in this physics

Gin & Juice, sometimes Gin & Tonic
The Golden Ratio, and all its harmonics

Shots of Tequila, I've more than one swigged
When scheduled guests have later reneged

If the show never comes back again
I guess I'll just sip on some Tang

God now I'm thirsty!  I can just hear some virile baritone huzzahing his way through your magnificent verse.  I will pass over the temperate sentiments until after the holiday, however.

Like a spell from a dusty grimoire,
You've conjured this chanson à boire.
While you sing Libiamo
I say andiamo!
The diamond of your repertoire.

[trostol]

See dick..this is what this group has become lol

[akwilly]

On the other side of midnite I've drunk
More drinks than one might have thunk

I've had Lagers and Porters and Ales
While Hoagie regaled us with tales

Wine and Sherry and Schnapps
And anecdotes filled with name drops

Of Whiskies I've had many bottles
With discussions that delved into models

Martinis, Manhattans, Mojitos
As Skype sounds buzzed like mosquitos

Some nites when the topic was boring
Irish Coffees kept me from snoring

Long Island Iced Teas I was swillin'
As braapsters here were just chillin'

White Russians, Gimlets, and Fizzes
Had me thinking there's truth in this physics

Gin & Juice, sometimes Gin & Tonic
The Golden Ratio, and all its harmonics

Shots of Tequila, I've more than one swigged
When scheduled guests have later reneged

If the show never comes back again
I guess I'll just sip on some Tang

for you zeebo

[zeebo]

for you zeebo

thanks willy, just what I need after that, a chaser      (and thanks pchirp & kdubb as well)

[norland2424]

for you zeebo

haha are you driving?

[zeebo]

haha are you driving?

Just my desk chair lol

[norland2424]

Just my desk chair lol

not you, akwilly lol hes in his truck

[zeebo]

not you, akwilly lol hes in his truck

ah i see the wheel now. ... hopefully he's just taking the quick route to the bbq

[SciFiAuthor]

God now I'm thirsty!  I can just hear some virile baritone huzzahing his way through your magnificent verse.  I will pass over the temperate sentiments until after the holiday, however.

Like a spell from a dusty grimoire,
You've conjured this chanson à boire.
While you sing Libiamo
I say andiamo!
The diamond of your repertoire.

I'm tempted to pour a drink and record Zeebs poem lol.

[K_Dubb]

I'm tempted to pour a drink and record Zeebs poem lol.

You should!  Give us that radio voice.  I'm racking my brain for a tune it will fit.

[Sandra Kristen]

Happy Birthday Norland

As a Birthday gift I may return Hoagland to the air soon 

[GravitySucks]

Happy Birthday Norland

As a Birthday gift I may return Hoagland to the air soon 

Your power knows no bounds.

[norland2424]

Happy Birthday Norland

As a Birthday gift I may return Hoagland to the air soon 

LOL thanks

[Dr. MD MD]

Happy Birthday Norland

As a Birthday gift I may return Hoagland to the air soon 

Hey! You've survived Trump so far. The torsion is strong in you! 

[Jackstar]

The torsion is strong in you!

That's the chlamydia.

[norland2424]

That's the chlamydia.

pedostar always the gentleman

[Dr. MD MD]

That's the chlamydia.

I thought it smelled weird for torsion.