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The Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread

Started by cosmic hobo, June 24, 2015, 08:00:52 PM

GravitySucks

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 14, 2015, 07:37:19 PM
In orthodox Hoagslam sir, we do not venerate objects other than the accutron. Nor do we accept the authority of "Pope" Whitley.
Does that mean the translation of the paper plates are not real?

Mild Bill

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 14, 2015, 07:37:19 PM
In orthodox Hoagslam sir, we do not venerate objects other than the accutron. Nor do we accept the authority of "Pope" Whitley.

HOW DARE YOU, SIR! The accutron you venerate is a false relic!! The true Accutron is held by "he whose name must not be spoken". "Pope" Whitley has no authority except with the IDOLATORS!!

trostol

you ..both the reformed and orthodox..realize you stole it all from the primitive pagan Hoagie followers

starrmtn001

Quote from: trostol on September 14, 2015, 07:56:22 PM
you ..both the reformed and orthodox..realize you stole it all from the primitive pagan Hoagie followers
Yeah, they do it every time.  Go figure.

Mild Bill

Quote from: trostol on September 14, 2015, 07:56:22 PM
you ..both the reformed and orthodox..realize you stole it all from the primitive pagan Hoagie followers

Actually, the primitive pagan Hoagie followers worship with us! They are quite the wild crowd!!

Looking forward a non-ancient-structures-in-my-butt show.

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: trostol on September 14, 2015, 07:56:22 PM
you ..both the reformed and orthodox..realize you stole it all from the primitive pagan Hoagie followers

Oh sure, just bring up Hoagseidon and beat us over the head with it.

albrecht

Apparently there was going to be a Council held to try to codify and stop the heresies, and possible schisms, at the Miami Circle but this was stopped by the announcement of 'nuking' Florida by the more fundamentalist branch. It would seem that there will be at present a severe split in Hoaglism over some doctrines and symbology. Besides certain things there is a fundamental quandary if a Bulova wrist-watch can be worn by anybody or only by those chosen behind closed doors in the temple, or at ancient sites. There is hope, however, for reconciliation in that, so far, both major branches (and most of the other splinter groups) still consider 19.5 and torsion fundamental, base doctrine. An Ecumenical Council is in the works to try to bring the disparate groups back together and will be held in NY on Sept 24th.

Mild Bill

Quote from: albrecht on September 14, 2015, 08:17:26 PM
Apparently there was going to be a Council held to try to codify and stop the heresies, and possible schisms, at the Miami Circle but this was stopped by the announcement of 'nuking' Florida by the more fundamentalist branch. It would seem that there will be at present a severe split in Hoaglism over some doctrines and symbology. Besides certain things there is a fundamental quandary if a Bulova wrist-watch can be worn by anybody or only by those chosen behind closed doors in the temple, or at ancient sites. There is hope, however, in that, so far, both major branches (and most of the other splinter groups) still consider 19.5 and torsion fundamental, base doctrine.

HERESY!!!

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: albrecht on September 14, 2015, 08:17:26 PM
Apparently there was going to be a Council held to try to codify and stop the heresies, and possible schisms, at the Miami Circle but this was stopped by the announcement of 'nuking' Florida by the more fundamentalist branch. It would seem that there will be at present a severe split in Hoaglism over some doctrines and symbology. Besides certain things there is a fundamental quandary if a Bulova wrist-watch can be worn by anybody or only by those chosen behind closed doors in the temple, or at ancient sites. There is hope, however, for reconciliation in that, so far, both major branches (and most of the other splinter groups) still consider 19.5 and torsion fundamental, base doctrine. An Ecumenical Council is in the works to try to bring the disparate groups back together and will be held in NY on Sept 24th.

Well, you've gone soft. You were all for the nuking of Florida. Mild Bill got to you, didn't he?

albrecht

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 14, 2015, 08:22:26 PM
Well, you've gone soft. You were all for the nuking of Florida. Mild Bill got to you, didn't he?
I was not the person who suggested the nuking, just mentioned the issue with the government not allowing proper excavation of the Miami Circle so we can practice Hoaglism and make some important calculations there! The scorched earth policy by some of the more fundamentalists in the Hoaglism movement is disturbing to me- as are also the "reformed" branch; with its modernity and crazy ideas that "glass structures" are archaic sci-fi ideas from the past! Arcologies are, along with with 19.5 and torsion physics obviously, in the model that cannot be eliminated, in my opinion!

trostol

us purists of the pagan branch of hoagism are washing our hands of all this

Mild Bill

Quote from: trostol on September 14, 2015, 08:31:21 PM
us purists of the pagan branch of hoagism are washing our hands of all this

Only if you wash your hands with the Holy Water inbued in the Holy Hair.


SciFiAuthor

Quote from: albrecht on September 14, 2015, 08:29:14 PM
I was not the person who suggested the nuking, just mentioned the issue with the government not allowing proper excavation of the Miami Circle so we can practice Hoaglism and make some important calculations there! The scorched earth policy by some of the more fundamentalists in the Hoaglism movement is disturbing to me- as are also the "reformed" branch; with its modernity and crazy ideas that "glass structures" are archaic sci-fi ideas from the past! Arcologies are, along with with 19.5 and torsion physics obviously, in the model that cannot be eliminated, in my opinion!

Grand Ayatollah ItsOver would weep if he saw you talking like that. And you wonder why we don't embrace Hoaglianity. Nothing gets destroyed. Well, how the hell are you supposed to have arcologies if there are no ruins!?!

We will not be attending the ecumenical council. The last thing we want to do is listen to you and Mild Bill argue about whether the data proceeds from the Hoagland alone or from Hoagland and Laney. What a snorefest that's going to be.

ItsOver

Quote from: Mild Bill on September 14, 2015, 08:37:38 PM
Only if you wash your hands with the Holy Water inbued in the Holy Hair.
All hail the Holy Hair and all that floweth from it!  It shall not be fouled by torsion fields before it nor be bounded by 19.5.  Avert thine eyes from the sheen or surely blindness shall follow.  All hail the Holy Hair!

Weirdoradio

Quote from: ItsOver on September 14, 2015, 09:04:42 PM
All hail the Holy Hair and all that floweth from it!  It shall not be fouled by torsion fields before it nor be bounded by 19.5.  Avert thine eyes from the sheen or surely blindness shall follow.  All hail the Holy Hair!

PRAISE THE LUSHNESS

ItsOver

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 14, 2015, 08:58:04 PM
Grand Ayatollah ItsOver would weep if he saw you talking like that. And you wonder why we don't embrace Hoaglianity...
...And he wept.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNdBLBleO90

albrecht

Insider information I get is that there is a consensus, to be revealed- it is already being called the "big reveal"- in NYC at some time on Sept 23/24/25 at the Council that there is a mysterious, but assured, uniting of all three: Arcologies, 19.5, and Torsion! Certain Hoaglism gospels and ideas will gain a status, for scholars only (those wearing Bulovas) but not considered doctrinal. The schism will be averted! Certain dates of important festivals will be adjusted, by 19.5 degress, so the pagans can still do their stuff and be welcomed back into the fold! Further the "nuking" of FLA will be suspended, pending on the State's willingness to allow full access and excavation of the Miami Circle. Obama will issue an Executive Order, as he is wont to do, that Fla will be allowed to still build and refine real estate in the region but monitors will ensure the Circle will be preserved!

Weirdoradio

Rossy:
Will RCH nemesis Zahi Hawass ever be on The Other Side of Midnight?
Will they confront each other?
Will there be a lead-up?
Will RCH warble "I'll see you at Wrestlemania, Zahi" sometime in the next few weeks?
Will there be taunting until Zahi finally shows up?
Will they get into the steel cage and battle each other?
Is Zahi the one who keeps calling RCH at the top of the show?

I'd like to propose that when this happens, we can call it 'The Great Braaappening' and brand it accordingly.

So many questions.


Mild Bill

Quote from: Weirdoradio on September 14, 2015, 11:20:24 PM
Rossy:
Will RCH nemesis Zahi Hawass ever be on The Other Side of Midnight?
Will they confront each other?
Will there be a lead-up?
Will RCH warble "I'll see you at Wrestlemania, Zahi" sometime in the next few weeks?
Will there be taunting until Zahi finally shows up?
Will they get into the steel cage and battle each other?
Is Zahi the one who keeps calling RCH at the top of the show?

I'd like to propose that when this happens, we can call it 'The Great Braaappening' and brand it accordingly.

So many questions.

Dude, chill out!!

Final Countdown guys, cue Moralla & ring telephone....

Weirdoradio

Quote from: Mild Bill on September 14, 2015, 11:53:05 PM
Dude, chill out!!

My body is actually very relaxed. I am ready to receive Hoagland Wisdom for the next few hours as another night turns into morning.


Braaps! Still want to see Richard without facial hair!





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