What are social justice warriors losing their shit about today?

[ItsOver]

I'd hit it

It’s the hot, overalls look.  I hope you’re prepared to shave your head and up your BellGab post count.

[Ciardelo]

It’s the hot, overalls look.  I hope you’re prepared to shave your head and up your BellGab post count.

And the kilt is so practical!

[ItsOver]

And the kilt is so practical!

It no doubt helps speed up those bothersome restroom visits, when you’re trying to focus on doping up and vomiting all over BellGab.

[albrecht]

I'd hit it

Arkansas is usually not a kind state to criminals but depending on her sentence you might be in luck. Start one of those pen-pal prisoner letter deals with her like some wacky ladies do with serial killers.

[Ciardelo]

Arkansas is usually not a kind state to criminals but depending on her sentence you might be in luck. Start one of those pen-pal prisoner letter deals with her like some wacky ladies do with serial killers.

Oh! Nice!

I hope they'll allow us conjugal visits!

By the hem of my skirt kilt, she will be mine!

[ItsOver]

Oh! Nice!

I hope they'll allow us conjugal visits!

By the hem of my skirt kilt, she will be mine!

Don’t forget to hook her up with BellGab, so she can sing your praises for all of us to peruse.  Just be careful with the photos.

[albrecht]

Oh! Nice!

I hope they'll allow us conjugal visits!

By the hem of my skirt kilt, she will be mine!

Sorry, it would appear she might be a federal prisoner soon.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-edar/pr/four-defendants-facing-federal-charges-after-fire-bombings-police-vehicles

https://www.justice.gov/actioncenter/locate-prison-inmate-or-sex-offender

[Ciardelo]

Sorry, it would appear she might be a federal prisoner soon.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-edar/pr/four-defendants-facing-federal-charges-after-fire-bombings-police-vehicles

https://www.justice.gov/actioncenter/locate-prison-inmate-or-sex-offender

DRAT!



... it’s important to note that prisoners in federal custody and maximum security prisons are not allowed conjugal visits.

[Dr. MD MD]

DRAT!



... it’s important to note that prisoners in federal custody and maximum security prisons are not allowed conjugal visits.

[ItsOver]

DRAT!



... it’s important to note that prisoners in federal custody and maximum security prisons are not allowed conjugal visits.

She won’t be in lockup forever.  Send her lots of painted rocks and I’m sure she’ll be impressed.

[Ciardelo]

She won’t be in lockup forever.  Send her lots of painted rocks and I’m sure she’ll be impressed.

Maybe we can at least exchange "pictures" I hear all the hot overall-wearing chicks do that! Maybe she'll "moon" me with no clothes on!

[ItsOver]

Maybe we can at least exchange "pictures" I hear all the hot overall-wearing chicks do that! Maybe she'll "moon" me with no clothes on!

Now you’re talking.  Send lots of selfies, with and without kilts, doing normal things, like howling at the moon and scratching your balls.  It would also help to include lengthy, incoherent, rambling letters, expounding upon grapefruit and how you enjoy your daily eyelash counting routine.  Maybe even mention your secret friends living in the basement. 

[Jackstar]

Don’t forget to hook her up with BellGab, so she can sing your praises for all of us to peruse.

You rang?

Just be careful with the photos.

[Jackstar]

And the kilt is so practical!

Superior access to hidden weaponry.

[Innerreach]

 

[albrecht]

"Cry uncle parent’s sibling"



https://rules.house.gov/sites/democrats.rules.house.gov/files/BILLS-117hresPIH-hres5.pdf

[albrecht]

Here is a head-scratcher. Normally Democrats love to tear down statues and revise their history but  here a Republican judge told someone else to paint over a "Negroes" sign above a drinking fountain, back when Democrats wouldn't allow blacks and whites to drink from the same fountain.  And some people are bitching about it. And they lead the article with a picture of Ted Cruz with the judge, although he had nothing to do with defacing the memorial to segregation. 

https://www.kxan.com/news/north-texas-judge-accused-of-vandalism-related-to-spray-painting-over-segregation-era-sign/

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1etm2BFXXM

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGxFVi3njD0

[pate]

Viking whorior had hiz hat askew, by like(-), some degree and a hat.

F for fail!

-meow

[Ciardelo]

Nolte: White Woman Not Woke Enough After Forcing Kids to Worship Black Women



After a white mother named Justine Champion forced her four young sons to worship black women, a woke backlash forced her to pull the video.

Yeah, those boys are going to turn out just fine.

[albrecht]

Nolte: White Woman Not Woke Enough After Forcing Kids to Worship Black Women



After a white mother named Justine Champion forced her four young sons to worship black women, a woke backlash forced her to pull the video.

Yeah, those boys are going to turn out just fine.

She might be saving them from the pogroms, temporarily.

[Jackstar]

http://thephaser.com/2021/01/the-origin-of-the-abortion-tainted-vaccines-will-sicken-you/

A friend sent me this, part of a mass mail I think cuz it started off with, "I'm sending this to everyone I know," so rather than my usual response which is not necessarily the most compassionate, something like: "yeah welcome to the party, pal, where you been?" However, I have found that some people are not ready for that attitude at all times. So I just said "Thank you, I know."

2021 is turning out to be delivering a kinder, gentler Jackstar. I guess people are pretty tired after last year and They couldn't find enough willing participants to set up for a Round 2.

[Ciardelo]

"Rules for Thee and Not for Me"

Pelosi Violates Own Rules in Impeachment Debate, Refers to Self as ‘Wife, Mother, Grandmother, Daughter’



House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) violated her own rules for the 117th Congress on Wednesday when she referred to herself as “a wife, a mother, a grandmother, a daughter” on the House floor during the debate regarding the second impeachment of President Donald Trump.

[Juan]

Not Kennedy whore?

[Walks_At_Night]

"Rules for Thee and Not for Me"

Pelosi Violates Own Rules in Impeachment Debate, Refers to Self as ‘Wife, Mother, Grandmother, Daughter’



House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) violated her own rules for the 117th Congress on Wednesday when she referred to herself as “a wife, a mother, a grandmother, a daughter” on the House floor during the debate regarding the second impeachment of President Donald Trump.

Dude at work got into trouble over that stuff. There is a place in the employee directory where you can enter what you want to use in the form of "__/__/__" . Instead of He/Him/His he put in Good/Ole/Boy.   Stayed that way for quite sometime until some weasel found it and bitched.

[Ciardelo]

Dude at work got into trouble over that stuff. There is a place in the employee directory where you can enter what you want to use in the form of "__/__/__" . Instead of He/Him/His he put in Good/Ole/Boy.   Stayed that way for quite sometime until some weasel found it and bitched.

massive eye roll haha

[K_Dubb]

"Rules for Thee and Not for Me"

Pelosi Violates Own Rules in Impeachment Debate, Refers to Self as ‘Wife, Mother, Grandmother, Daughter’



House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) violated her own rules for the 117th Congress on Wednesday when she referred to herself as “a wife, a mother, a grandmother, a daughter” on the House floor during the debate regarding the second impeachment of President Donald Trump.

The rule does not apply to spoken language, as you can tell immediately when you hear them refer to each other as "gentleman" and "gentlewoman" or even "the gentle lady from Georgia" as I heard yesterday, which would be too patronizing even for me I think.  But don't let me stop your pearl-clutching.

[Ciardelo]

The rule does not apply to spoken language, as you can tell immediately when you hear them refer to each other as "gentleman" and "gentlewoman" or even "the gentle lady from Georgia" as I heard yesterday, which would be too patronizing even for me I think.  But don't let me stop your pearl-clutching.

I would NEVER EXPLOIT a poor defenseless oyster by clutching at their pearls.

How would YOU like it if somebody just walked up to you and clutched YOUR pearls, mister?

[K_Dubb]

I would NEVER EXPLOIT a poor defenseless oyster by clutching at their pearls.

How would YOU like it if somebody just walked up to you and clutched YOUR pearls, mister?

I don't know; it sounds kind of hot.