Paranormal Dating Service??

[UnscreenedCaller]

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[PB the Deplorable]

ok so how about a quick count here?  how many of us are going to make fake accounts?

Hey, you never know, someone's going to get matched up with the Numbers Lady

[popple]

Hey, you never know, someone's going to get matched up with the Numbers Lady

What are the odds of that?

[novat0]

What are the odds of that?

https://youtu.be/WFoC3TR5rzI

[albrecht]

I just heard on radio someone talking about a bullriderdate dating site? I couldn't tell if they were serious or making fun of the targeting dating sites and Norry's paranormal date. (I only heard the show for a few moments on way to gas station.) The show was about "western sports" so, maybe could be serious, but I'm thinking they were making fun of Norry.

[NW Kro͞oˈsādər]

but I'm thinking they were making fun of Norry.

EVERYONE is making fun of Noory.



And this paranormal dating site is ridiculous!



Like the majority of dating sites.

[akwilly]

I gotta be honest I kinda was hoping for this kinda dating service to come along. Im not saying i would use it but do think it is a great idea

[cweb]

EVERYONE is making fun of Noory.



And this paranormal dating site is ridiculous!



Like the majority of dating sites.

"11/07/09 Update, not anymore. Sorry ladies."

"11/08/09 Update, it was a dude. And that was a butt."

"11/09/09 Update, I will die alone."

[NW Kro͞oˈsādər]

Good, glad to hear that. It is amazing the joy that can be had by changing one letter on something.

Now on to other things, I'm listening to Connie Willis right now, another guest host to plug Jorch's fraudulent website (generic dating service disguised as a paranormal one). I wonder what it is that holds these guests hosts in account to advertise for Jorch's fraud. It doesn't seem fair to them, is it in their contract? It's really weird. If they realized how much of a fraud this is they might refuse to do the ad to preserve their own reputations. And what if they refuse to do the ad? Get kicked off the show? I guess they really don't question the advertisements they do as long as they're getting paid. I just think it's weird that this one is different since it is directly tied to the main host of the show. Seems dishonest if not unethical.

Its like a liars club. They all perpetuate the lie, cause its beneficial financially or it helps them gain something like favors, and such.

If the one favor is getting the ol brown eye licked by Jorch, then who am I to Judge?

[area51drone]

Would be funny as hell if two of you fake accounts got matched with each other

[pyewacket]

I heard there was a spin off site in development. A paranormal clothing line.

[yumyumtree]

I heard there was a spin off site in development. A paranormal clothing line.

May I put this on Pinterest?

[yumyumtree]

EVERYONE is making fun of Noory.



And this paranormal dating site is ridiculous!



Like the majority of dating sites.

This guy isn't bad looking, but I could never consider a truther.


That reminds me, did anybody hear Michael Savage launch on the anti-GMO people?  Savage is pretty vocal about health and nutrition and somewhat knowledgable, too(though I don't agree with him on homeopathy) so this is interesting.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I heard there was a spin off site in development. A paranormal clothing line.

I'm not certain how that is supposed to work, not being a tetrahedral pyramid.  I just don't know what some fashion designers are thinking when form take precedence of functionality.

[pyewacket]

May I put this on Pinterest?

Why not, yumyumtree- who knows who will re-pin it and what new pin selections you'll get. 

[pyewacket]

I'm not certain how that is supposed to work, not being a tetrahedral pyramid.  I just don't know what some fashion designers are thinking when form take precedence of functionality.

Au Contraire, my friend, there's been a select foil hat line of fashion spanning generations. The most effective forms have been developed way beyond the common tetrahedral pyramid shape. You must attend the next Foil Fashion Week if you need to upgrade your collection. They even have a song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNO2sSW-mU

[Camazotz Automat]

I heard there was a spin off site in development. A paranormal clothing line.

Be prepared. Meet your soul mate in our SoulGearâ,,¢.

It's your destiny.

[pyewacket]

Be prepared. Meet your soul mate in our SoulGearâ,,¢.

It's your destiny.

Don't give him any ideas. 

[Little Hater]

Now on to other things, I'm listening to Connie Willis right now, another guest host to plug Jorch's fraudulent website (generic dating service disguised as a paranormal one). I wonder what it is that holds these guests hosts in account to advertise for Jorch's fraud.

The guest hosts are hired help. Noory's dating site has purchased advertising time, and all the hosts will read the promos.

[Beelzebubbelah]

May I put this on Pinterest?

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'Allo!
With you am i still.
I also listened to most of the haunted chi-town shpiel.
Howevva,many urban legends are wildly exaggerated myths,albeit with an germ of truth.
Und,i don't throw all babies oot with das bathwater.
The true detail of fact has been determined for many,but is less pasteable than the myth,oft-times.
My favorite is the story of the alligator found/killed/dragged up from the storm drain or sewer.
Actual story really exists,appeared in NYT.
Several other papers.
I have it somewhere,but would be hard to find now.
One problem with the so-called fringe plausibility of the choice of dateing others whom are relegated to the margins of supposed "normal"society.
Since,by obvious self-selecting,many whom hold un-orthodox ideas were given the stamp of social dis-approval by what i call,"Label_Queens"(C){Tm.}
I'm an huge fan now of those whom were able to look at the school of thought engendered by Charles Hoyt(?)Fort,such as John Keel and etc.
Ivan Sanderson.
The attempts to assassinate an number of political researchers after the WW2 seems to over-lap with both the absorption of the USSRA in-to the fascist_borg(vide:'Joseph Ferrell' 's books..)and the serious use of psychological MK_Ultra type conditioning on the "Normal"population of 'Murkka.
The statement,"...Never date an Truther."seems to be the standard meme:
"Would you want your sister to marry one?"
Klassic Birch John Society xeno-phobia.
Perhaps,geneticly passed on mental viruses;vide "Marshall McLuhan"by way of Gary North or,'Oliver Lange',John('Red Dung')Milius,since Hollywierd is an major conduit.
"B_B"

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

What's next, the Lisa Lyon Fleshlight?

No, the Linda Moulton Howe and Richard Hoagland pocket p*ssies are first.

[Sean92008]

BellGab should have a hookup service. 

I'd love to have some reverse Asian cowgirl action while streaming U7 Radio...   

[NW Kro͞oˈsādər]

BellGab should have a hookup service. 

I'd love to have some reverse Asian cowgirl action while streaming U7 Radio...

HAHAHA!

That made my mornin!

I was listening to U7 on tunin and all I could think of was reverse Asian cowgirl!

[UFQuack]

What's with Richard Syrett's over-the-top promotion of paranormaldate? Have you all heard his promos for it? What did Jorch give him a percentage or something?

Something else bugs me about paranormal date, if you ask me it seems pretty superficial on the part of those interested in the paranormal that those they date must also be interested in the paranormal. I mean spiritual beliefs are one thing, or you could even put the spiritual aspect aside for the moment, but insisting that someone be interested in hauntings, poltergeists, UFOs and whatnot are quite another.

[b_dubb]

The hosts of the Podcast UFO podcast made joke about out of this and suggested a paranormal escort site. There goes my weekends.

[Lord Grantham]

EVERYONE is making fun of Noory.



And this paranormal dating site is ridiculous!



Like the majority of dating sites.

[Paradox]

Thanks to Unscreened Caller whenever anyone posts paranormal date or dating I see paraformaldehyde dating. . .
Maybe more sleep will help?

And yes, albrecht , it seems there are dating sites and services specifically for bull riders.  So if everyone goes to type specific dating services and hooks up won't that really shrink the gene pool?  We won't need an extinction event, we'll extinct our own silly selves.  Ever so slowly. . .   

[DanTSX]

This is creepy as fuck George.   This is bottom feeder desperation of the highest order.   That being said, a few bellgabbers (and YouTubers in your circle) will be early adopters for sure.


I hope you make money on it George, because the only thing goofier and creepier than this would be an MLM business.  And I have no doubt that if this buisness doesn't work out, that is exactly the next step for you.  Just keep sliding down the legitimacy ladder.  Nobody will notice, we promise.

[DanTSX]

The hosts of the Podcast UFO podcast made joke about out of this and suggested a paranormal escort site. There goes my weekends.

Legal in Pahrump.

[DanTSX]

IT would be fun if you guys would post up profiles of paranormaldesperatedate.com members, so we can laugh at them.