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Started by Roswells, Art, May 23, 2015, 11:52:33 AM

The General

I've had top corner probably 6 times. 
And I can't remember what a single one was.
What am I gonna tell my grandchildren?

onan

Quote from: The General on May 23, 2015, 06:23:55 PM
I've had top corner probably 6 times. 
And I can't remember what a single one was.
What am I gonna tell my grandchildren?

Do what I do, tell them they are all yours.

chefist

So there is an upper right corner God...

Heather Wade

Quote from: chefist on May 23, 2015, 06:47:50 PM
So there is an upper right corner God...

That's how I've always thought of it.

ItsOver

Quote from: The General on May 23, 2015, 06:23:55 PM
I've had top corner probably 6 times. 
And I can't remember what a single one was.
What am I gonna tell my grandchildren?
Don't worry.  When you get old enough, you'll forget you have grandchildren.  Along with everything else.

lonevoice

Quote from: ItsOver on May 23, 2015, 06:55:11 PM
Don't worry.  When you get old enough, you'll forget you have grandchildren.  Along with everything else.
My neighbor got old enough she forgot she didn't have grandchildren and started dressing her little dog in baby clothes and pushing him around in a stroller.  I think he's embarrassed.




73s

Time to restart this old thread!

"Encino Man was fucking great so fuck all the HEather Haters." -- ninjashoes

;D ;D ;D

Roswells, Art

Quote from: 73s on April 22, 2016, 03:26:06 PM
Time to restart this old thread!

"Encino Man was fucking great so fuck all the HEather Haters." -- ninjashoes

;D ;D ;D

Haha, you found it. Right on!

Roswells, Art

Maybe it would be good to use it as a quote though so people can reflect by clicking on the link.

Quote from: ninjashoes on April 22, 2016, 02:12:22 PM
Encino Man was fucking great so fuck all the HEather Haters.

73s

Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 22, 2016, 03:41:51 PM
Maybe it would be good to use it as a quote though so people can reflect by clicking on the link.

Yep! good call!



bigchucka

Quote from: The General on May 23, 2015, 06:23:55 PM
I've had top corner probably 6 times. 
And I can't remember what a single one was.

Mine was this gem.

Quote from: bigchucka on June 13, 2014, 01:27:30 AM
All I know is if 1 stone is 14 pounds, I weigh a fucking driveway.

Have actually been working for a while on that...

73s

Quote from: bigchucka on April 27, 2016, 01:34:21 PM
Mine was this gem.

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All I know is if 1 stone is 14 pounds, I weigh a fucking driveway.

Have actually been working for a while on that...

hahah! That was a classic.

bigchucka

Quote from: 73s on April 27, 2016, 01:46:55 PM
Have actually been working for a while on that...


hahah! That was a classic.

Learned from that one that MV doesn't allow profanity on the home page... at least then, he didn't.  Just because I listen to the stark raving madman out of Austin, TX must mean it's okay to censor my posts and stop me from getting the truth out there, I guess.

73s


Daggit

This was no joke. I really do want my money back for the 3 calls I made to local stations.

Gruntled

Quote from: Daggit on May 01, 2016, 07:09:39 PM
This was no joke. I really do want my money back for the 3 calls I made to local stations.
Not to mention the time and labor you've invested.
:o

whoozit

I can't remember if I've had three or four upper rights.  That's like forgetting the name of your spouse or children. :'(

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Daggit on May 01, 2016, 07:09:39 PM
This was no joke. I really do want my money back for the 3 calls I made to local stations.

did you make the calls from a pay phone?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: whoozit on May 02, 2016, 08:39:59 AM
I can't remember if I've had three or four upper rights.  That's like forgetting the name of your spouse or children. :'(

I think I've had four. I don't have four children I can't remember the names of. At least I don't think I have.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Daggit on May 01, 2016, 07:09:39 PM
This was no joke. I really do want my money back for the 3 calls I made to local stations.

Did they put you on hold for twenty minutes?

"Press 1 to promote Art Bell"
"Press 2 to warn us that Art Bell will quit again"
"Press 3 to suggest a forum to bitch about Art Bell quitting"
"Press 4 to talk to a professional expert counsellor because Art Bell will quit again"
"Press 5 if you think he won't quit, but you need counselling, just to be on the safe side"
"Press 6 if you eat too much cheese before bedtime".

whoozit

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 02, 2016, 08:58:37 AM
I think I've had four. I don't have four children I can't remember the names of. At least I don't think I have.
Now five.


MV/Liberace!

can one eat too much cheese before bedtime?  because i don't think it's possible.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 02, 2016, 09:04:11 AM

"Press 6 if you eat too much cheese before bedtime".

Oh god. A quote in the Upper Right Corner Thoughts thread made the upper right corner. Everyone stand back. I think this might tear a hole in the time space continuum.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: MV on May 02, 2016, 09:20:35 AM
can one eat too much cheese before bedtime?  because i don't think it's possible.

Yes. (Nutrition advice).. cheese takes a while to digest, so taking it just before sleeping can give indigestion and a restless night.

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