The Michael Decon Program

[AZZERAE]

Even though you're a cunt, I kinda like you in some vague, hateful way.

[AZZERAE]

He's desperate for attention...

I think you're getting me confused with Jackstar.

[Jackstar]

Negative, Ghost Rider.

[AZZERAE]

I have often seen it.  Act all disgusted in public but once you are alone with them it is spank me daddy.

I would never and have never fucked a man in the ass. That is why I'm Bunny, and he's Papi.

[Corona Kitty]

I just realised how apropos the sub header of your show is! End of Days: The Michael Decon Program. You are a script running on a server! You are a computer program. You are not a human being! This is why you cannot inflect, express emotion appropriately and it is why Lee recommends you seek a vocal coach. Of course, being a robot, no vocal coaching would ever aid your emotionless voice. This is quite the Eureka moment!

Edit: "Everyone knows, I was born in front of a computer." - Actual quote from the Michael Decon.

Even with my flaws I've generated an audience and continue to make more money doing this than anyone else here. All while nobody listens to anything you are involved with azzerae.... What a cruel world right?

I don't use "end of days" FYI.

[Jackstar]

Actually, that's happened before.

Him: "You ever have black pussy? It's the best!"

Me: "Isn't that racist?

Him: headassplodes


Two men, under one sky.

[K_Dubb]

With all the weird stalking that goes on between you and people on ellgab, I'm surprised no other photos of me have been posted.

ARE THERE MORE?  The only one I remember is of a White Crow hoodie.  You were not in the picture, but you kind of were.

[K_Dubb]

I would never and have never fucked a man in the ass. That is why I'm Bunny, and he's Papi.

I don't think you know what "papi" means, bunny.

[Corona Kitty]

ARE THERE MORE?  The only one I remember is of a White Crow hoodie.  You were not in the picture, but you kind of were.

White crow is still out there and I guard my white crow hoodie with my life.

[Jackstar]

You forgot the part about Jackstar and the flower delivery job.

How can anyone forget this? This is a core, foundational, & fundamental part of my brand. Do you have idea how many people got to get paid to get stoned and drive weed all over town?

Okay, lots: but trust me... I was and am the best. Also it was a very unique time in the industry. A time that will never come again now that the medical dispensary system has been dismantled in Washington State.

Hell, I was there. Y'all so jelly.

[AZZERAE]

I've generated an audience and continue to make more money doing [my show] than anyone else [on BellGab.]

Prove it, McFly.

Nobody listens to anything you are involved with...

Oh, I do have a few people who immensely enjoy what it is I do. I have the numbers, and they're higher than you'd expect. But I don't do what I do for numbers (for the thousandth time). If I can move one person with my words, its worth more to me than a million who aren't really listening for the right reasons. I don't need to flaunt my accomplisments to feel connected to the world. I am wired differently to you. And workaholism is an American quality, not a South African one. My values are not the same as yours. We live our lives in different contexts, as different people. You consistently listen and consume my content (maybe not 'Azzerae's World' now, but definitely my GabCast appearances). And before I began critiquing your show, you actually paid me compliments, said I was amusing and expressed a liking for what it is I did. I never listened to your show for more than a few minutes at a time because I couldn't subject myself to your voice. Daniel was even easier on the ears. I personally don't feel like you are a good interviewer. But I'm not just hating, I'm being as brutally honest as you are. Good for you for having an audience. But your ego is much bigger than your level of talent or list of achievements. And that's unappealing.

Edit: Kudos to you for what you have accomplished. I was never vocal about my aversion to your show when you went solo because I saw us as friends and didn't want to hurt your feelings. I don't down you now because I wish to hurt you, I am just being straightforward since you seem to constantly disregard my wellbeing.

I don't use "end of days" FYI.

Why? Is it because you want to distance yourself from the initial association with Daniel?

[Dr. MD MD]

#MexiMalePro

[Corona Kitty]

Prove it, McFly.

You consistently listen and consume my content (maybe not 'Azzerae's World' now, but definitely my GabCast appearances). And before I began critiquing your show, you actually paid me compliments, said I was amusing and expressed a liking for what it is I did. I never listened to your show for more than a few minutes at a time because I couldn't subject myself to your voice. Daniel was even easier on the ears. I personally don't feel like you are a good interviewer. But I'm not just hating, I'm being as brutally honest as you are. Good for you for having an audience. But your ego is much bigger than your level of talent or list of achievements. And that's unappealing.

Why? Is it because you want to distance yourself from the initial association with Daniel?

I don't listen to your shows sorry, I know someone else who does, however.

[Corona Kitty]

Hey another SJW woke up.

[AZZERAE]

I don't think you know what "papi" means, bunny.

Fill me in then (pause).

[Corona Kitty]

Fill me in then (pause).

That's the most truthful thing you've posted all night.

[Dr. MD MD]

Hey another SJW woke up.

You should probably call him a nigger and then make fun of his dying parents.

#MexiMalePro

[Corona Kitty]

You should probably call him a nigger and then make fun of his dying parents.

First thing you do is wake up and want people to call you a nigger on a message board? What a life lol.

[K_Dubb]

White crow is still out there and I guard my white crow hoodie with my life.

I remember you seemed to like it a lot.

[K_Dubb]

Fill me in then (pause).

No.  It's cute.

[Dr. MD MD]

First thing you do is wake up and want people to call you a nigger on a message board? What a life lol.

Me?! I didn’t realize you addressing me. I just figured you were trawling for more cock. K_Dubb’s doesn’t seem to be enough for you lately. [shrug]

[Dr. MD MD]

No.  It's cute.

You should tell him. Remember how I told you who Salty was even though I didn’t really want to?

[Corona Kitty]

Me?! I didn’t realize you addressing me. I just figured you were trawling for more cock. K_Dubb’s doesn’t seem to be enough for you lately. [shrug]

Trolling for cock is what you do MD which is why you're here 24/7.

[AZZERAE]

I don't listen to your shows...

Not since I let the cat out the bag and told you I didn't listen to yours.

[Corona Kitty]

What a weird morning, strange South African wiggers and old black Obama supporters in mah thread.

[AZZERAE]

another SJW woke up

You're a dyed-in-the-wool leftist. You don't get to cast such aspersions.

[AZZERAE]

That's the most truthful thing you've posted all night.

You need a brain scan.

[AZZERAE]

No. It's cute.

I have no idea what it is you're saying. As usual. Carry on.

[Corona Kitty]

Not since I let the cat out the bag and told you I didn't listen to yours.

LOL okay.

[Corona Kitty]

You need a brain scan.

You need a razor blade and a bathtub.