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The Michael Decon Program

Started by Corona Kitty, March 18, 2015, 03:57:00 PM

Ciardelo

Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2020, 03:03:06 AM
bad posture
pre-arthritic neck already showing its yanked-forward strain
poorly organized corkboard
has an actual corkboard
no sign of a chessboard OR EVEN PIECES

2/10 WOULD NOT BANG

Well, she sure aint no Dr. Laura now is she?

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Ciardelo on September 12, 2020, 09:59:44 PM
Well, she sure aint no Dr. Laura now is she?

Bellgab is a place for lovers.







Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Corona Kitty on September 15, 2020, 05:33:02 PM
Is it bad to burn down San Francisco?

Yeah, the city itself is one of the better ones. It’s just some of the people that should be “burnt down.” Start with Pelosi’s ice cream stash.

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 15, 2020, 05:38:43 PM
Yeah, the city itself is one of the better ones. It’s just some of the people that should be “burnt down.” Start with Pelosi’s ice cream stash.

Amazing.


Quote from: Corona Kitty on September 15, 2020, 05:33:02 PM
Is it bad to burn down San Francisco?

Is the guest tonight the Pelosi Pooper?


K_Dubb

Oh I hope it is Poo Taras, he of the ravishing kaju katli and delicate gulab jamun!



Corona Kitty

Quote from: Ciardelo on September 15, 2020, 10:06:43 PM
Make sure he brings his own litter bags.


I'll wear gloves and keep a socially safe distance.



Dr. Paul Cottrell and Dr James "Big Gulp Goiter" Fetzer back to back on success nights. It is a great time to be alive!

Ciardelo

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 20, 2020, 05:04:23 PM
Dr. Paul Cottrell and Dr James "Big Gulp Goiter" Fetzer back to back on successive nights. It is a great time to be alive!

We're truly in the middle of a Golden Age, folks!

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 20, 2020, 05:04:23 PM
Dr. Paul Cottrell and Dr James "Big Gulp Goiter" Fetzer back to back on success nights. It is a great time to be alive!

Quote from: Ciardelo on September 20, 2020, 05:07:58 PM
We're truly in the middle of a Golden Age, folks!


Gentlemen... I had a very bad feeling after I ate panda express.

Jim, I believe has once again botched the times.... This happened last time when I forgot to remind him we were on today not Monday.



Don't worry...

I did do a free patreon show in case this occurred.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/41769126

Quote from: Corona Kitty on September 20, 2020, 06:53:38 PM

Gentlemen... I had a very bad feeling after I ate panda express.

Jim, I believe has once again botched the times.... This happened last time when I forgot to remind him we were on today not Monday.



Don't worry...

I did do a free patreon show in case this occurred.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/41769126

Frickin' Panda Express.   There outta be a law!

Corona Kitty

Wait a minute.....


And just like that... Jim said he's alive ... Wtf

albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 20, 2020, 06:59:36 PM
Frickin' Panda Express.   There outta be a law!
Don't think for a moment that Panda Express and the "issues" that result from eating it is not a part of the plot.


Quote from: Corona Kitty on September 20, 2020, 07:02:12 PM
Wait a minute.....


And just like that... Jim said he's alive ... Wtf

I *love* Panda Express. It is my favoritest!

Corona Kitty

Quote from: albrecht on September 20, 2020, 07:06:04 PM
Don't think for a moment that Panda Express and the "issues" that result from eating it is not a part of the plot.



I like panda express even though I know, its coming straight out of me in about an hour.

Ciardelo

Quote from: Corona Kitty on September 20, 2020, 07:08:29 PM
I like panda express even though I know, its coming straight out of me in about an hour.

Good thing it's not video.  ;D

Quote from: Corona Kitty on September 20, 2020, 07:08:29 PM
I like panda express even though I know, its coming straight out of me in about an hour.

Senda should replace his Red Baron pizza diet with Panda Express.  The pounds will start to flow off of him.

albrecht

Quote from: Corona Kitty on September 20, 2020, 07:08:29 PM
I like panda express even though I know, its coming straight out of me in about an hour.
It is like Indian Food. So good but, basically, a purge on the system. You don't wanna eat until after you closed the bars down and you got some free, uninterrupted time the next morning in the head.

Ciardelo

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 20, 2020, 07:13:04 PM
Senda should replace his Red Baron pizza diet with Panda Express.  The pounds will start to flow off of him.

No need for a spigot?

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