The Michael Decon Program

Yorkshire pud · January 03, 2017, 01:49:58 PM

Quote from: K_Dubb on January 03, 2017, 01:40:02 PM
A bony Lilith, in Daniel's immortal phrase, is someone who ruthlessly prunes relationships with no immediate practical value. You are making that point here, you shrieking fiend.

Fiend I do know; and shrieking I can just about work out with slides.

Yorkshire pud · January 03, 2017, 01:52:09 PM

Quote from: rekcuf on January 03, 2017, 01:39:04 PM
Amy isn't dead. She's just a little tied up right now. I'm on my way to the store. I need to buy a shovel, plastic sheeting, Lyme, and some bleach.

Erm, how tied up?

21st Century Man · January 03, 2017, 01:55:06 PM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 01:52:09 PM
Erm, how tied up?

You have exquisite taste, pud.

Ciardelo · January 03, 2017, 01:57:45 PM

My gawd you people sure have the tied up pictures at the ready don't you? What would a Jungian have to say about that?

Yorkshire pud · January 03, 2017, 01:59:57 PM

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 03, 2017, 01:57:45 PM
My gawd you people sure have the tied up pictures at the ready don't you? What would a Jungian have to say about that?

We await the assessment.

21st Century Man · January 03, 2017, 02:01:33 PM

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 03, 2017, 01:57:45 PM
My gawd you people sure have the tied up pictures at the ready don't you? What would a Jungian have to say about that?

I'm a connoisseur. lol

ItsOver · January 03, 2017, 02:04:34 PM

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 03, 2017, 01:57:45 PM
My gawd you people sure have the tied up pictures at the ready don't you? What would a Jungian have to say about that?

They come in handy.

Yorkshire pud · January 03, 2017, 02:13:52 PM

A friend was about to askif Mike with a Y had woken up yet to recommence handbag fighting with Daniel who hasn't woken up yet?

Ciardelo · January 03, 2017, 02:15:56 PM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 02:13:52 PM
A friend was about to askif Mike with a Y had woken up yet to recommence handbag fighting with Daniel who hasn't woken up yet?

Yeah, I'm afraid the boys must have shot their loads yesterday with the poor Lovely Laura in the middle.

Yorkshire pud · January 03, 2017, 02:22:00 PM

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 03, 2017, 02:15:56 PM
Yeah, I'm afraid the boys must have shot their loads yesterday with the poor Lovely Laura in the middle.

She has been exploited by their purile rotten fruit throwing. She got hit in the crossfire and now looks like a ketchup bottle. $:-\$

AceAzzameen · January 03, 2017, 02:24:53 PM

I totally understand if LL loves a man in uniform...

Richard Groyper · January 03, 2017, 02:25:30 PM

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 03, 2017, 02:15:56 PM
Yeah, I'm afraid the boys must have shot their loads yesterday with the poor Lovely Laura in the middle.

I'm always shooting loads.

Ciardelo · January 03, 2017, 02:29:33 PM

Quote from: rekcuf on January 03, 2017, 02:25:30 PM
I'm always shooting loads.

just keep that thing pointed the other way will you?

Yorkshire pud · January 03, 2017, 02:30:28 PM

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 03, 2017, 02:29:33 PM
just keep that thing pointed the other way will you?

He was warned about that before, by SV.

chefist · January 03, 2017, 02:34:53 PM

Quote from: rekcuf on January 03, 2017, 02:25:30 PM
I'm always shooting loads.

Yorkshire pud · January 03, 2017, 02:43:13 PM

I think I know what Mike with a Y put on repeat play when LL took interest....

https://youtu.be/-tDDL1RxXRc

ONeill · January 03, 2017, 02:43:52 PM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 02:13:52 PM
A friend was about to askif Mike with a Y had woken up yet to recommence handbag fighting with Daniel who hasn't woken up yet?

This amazing drama reminds me of all those Colombian soap operas my grandma used to watch when I was a kid.

chefist · January 03, 2017, 02:47:47 PM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 02:43:13 PM
I think I know what Mike with a Y put on repeat play when LL took interest....

https://youtu.be/-tDDL1RxXRc

Technically Bobby was a victim of statutory rape...

https://youtu.be/doW7x-ytn0Y

Corona Kitty · January 03, 2017, 03:18:21 PM

I'll be on two shows Friday night..... can you believe it?

Corona Kitty · January 03, 2017, 03:19:23 PM

Quote from: rekcuf on January 03, 2017, 02:25:30 PM
I'm always shooting loads.

I sometimes take zinc they help in that sorta category but I'm no expert!

Corona Kitty · January 03, 2017, 03:20:08 PM

Quote from: Flower on January 03, 2017, 02:55:17 PM
drama is good for business. *drama creates traffic*

unless you prefer threads about poop and pictures of shit floating in the toilet. i can provide that too.

Turd threads are always a novalty around these parts lulz

Corona Kitty · January 03, 2017, 03:23:03 PM

Quote from: ONeill on January 03, 2017, 11:06:27 AM
Sure, please tell us - is your Batman voice pretended like Alex Jones's or do you need some help from software?

You can call my personal cell phone number, or I'll call you if you are really concerned about my voice.

Yorkshire pud · January 03, 2017, 03:24:14 PM

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 03:18:21 PM
I'll be on two shows Friday night..... can you believe it?

Okay, I lost my bet with the others. They thought you really had a lack of self awareness, you'd return for some more ritual humiliation. I said you'd not come back. Mind you, I did say you were bonged up on your previous shows, and won that bet.

Corona Kitty · January 03, 2017, 03:29:18 PM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 03:24:14 PM
Okay, I lost my bet with the others. They thought you really had a lack of self awareness, you'd return for some more ritual humiliation. I said you'd not come back. Mind you, I did say you were bonged up on your previous shows, and won that bet.

Humiliation from who you? From anonymous people? Keep in mind you people don't exactly know me, nor does my former co-host. I'm waiting to be humiliated, haven't seen shit that has upset me lol only thing that upsets me are when people know my address & my phone number that are too scared to face me like the men they claim to be.

Corona Kitty · January 03, 2017, 03:31:45 PM

Try harder folks.

Yorkshire pud · January 03, 2017, 03:32:06 PM

Quote from: Flower on January 03, 2017, 03:30:16 PM
you see Yp that proves again that you are talking too much and not engaging your brain often enough. *simple logic*

Shhhh. Hush. Go and play.

Yorkshire pud · January 03, 2017, 03:34:59 PM

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 03:31:45 PM
Try harder folks.

We don't judge here, but you'll have your work cut out in a few years time with LL. Especially if you keep sending her here to fight your battles.

Daniel is all stressed too. You two really ought to kiss and make up, and have Laura video it.

Just saying.

SredniVashtar · January 03, 2017, 03:40:41 PM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 03:34:59 PM
We don't judge here, but you'll have your work cut out in a few years time with LL. Especially if you keep sending her here to fight your battles.

She'll probably need to be helped to the bathroom in a couple of years, so I hope he gets in training. It's a a good job he can throw her around the room, it'll prepare him for coping with an incontinent senior.

#PendulousUdders

Yorkshire pud · January 03, 2017, 03:42:26 PM

Quote from: username on January 03, 2017, 03:29:18 PM

Humiliation from who you? From anonymous people? Keep in mind you people don't exactly know me, nor does my former co-host. I'm waiting to be humiliated, haven't seen shit that has upset me lol only thing that upsets me are when people know my address & my phone number that are too scared to face me like the men they claim to be.

Why would that upset you if your house is on wheels? Just roll it away, burger flipper.*

*the question asked was asked by a friend. A very well known and respected (not me!) forum member who approached me on their behalf.

Incoming.

Corona Kitty · January 03, 2017, 03:44:54 PM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 03, 2017, 03:42:26 PM
Why would that upset you if your house is on wheels? Just roll it away, burger flipper.*

*the question asked was asked by a friend. A very well known and respected (not me!) forum member who approached me on their behalf.

Incoming.

I'd like a house on wheels, know where I get a good deal? (Asking for a friend)