The Michael Decon Program

[AZZERAE]

What a weird morning, strange South African wiggers and old black Obama supporters in mah thread.

Come up with some new material, for the love of God!

[AZZERAE]

You need a razor blade and a bathtub.

A handful of phrases on shuffle. Rinse. Repeat. Faggotry in full force: Presto!

[Corona Kitty]

Come up with some new material, for the love of God!

Maybe I should draw cartoons and complain about people on vocaroo?

[Corona Kitty]

A handful of phrases on shuffle. Rinse. Repeat. Faggotry in full force: Presto!

*listen to the voices*

Kill yourself

[AZZERAE]

LOL okay.

Its true. Until I told you I don't really like your show because of your voice, you were cool with me. I see why it is you get along with Rubini now - you both have brittle little egos and noodledicks.

[Corona Kitty]

Its true. Until I told you I don't really like your show because of your voice, you were cool with me. I see why it is you get along with Rubini now - you both have brittle little egos and noodledicks.

I was never "cool" with you (LOL).

[AZZERAE]

Maybe I should draw cartoons and complain about people on vocaroo?

Sounds more appealing than hours upon hours of Noory's sloppy seconds on a YouTube stream.

[Dr. MD MD]

Trolling for cock is what you do MD which is why you're here 24/7.

Original comeback, robot voice.

[AZZERAE]

I was never "cool" with you...

Yes. Yes you were. Up until I commited the cardinal sin of admitting your show is not something I give a shit about.

[Corona Kitty]

Original comeback, robot voice.

You voted for Obama twice.

[Corona Kitty]

Yes. Yes you were. Up until I commited the cardinal sin of admitting your show is not something I give a shit about.

People online are not your friends.

[AZZERAE]

You voted for Obama twice.

Your voice is robotic and MV said you need vocal coaching.

[AZZERAE]

People online are not your friends.

Pretend to laugh publicly while you cry privately in the fetal position with your thumb in your mouth.

[Dr. MD MD]

You voted for Obama twice.

No, I didn’t but you are a medium talent hack with a robot voice.

[AZZERAE]

[Decon is] a hack with a robot voice.

One of his guests asked him these exact words: "Are you a robot?"

[K_Dubb]

You should tell him. Remember how I told you who Salty was even though I didn’t really want to?

Stay out of this.

[Dr. MD MD]

One of his guests asked him these exact words: "Are you a robot?"

#MexiMaleProBot

[Dr. MD MD]

Stay out of this.

Too late.

[K_Dubb]

What a weird morning, strange South African wiggers and old black Obama supporters in mah thread.

I would say something about milkshakes but I don't think it would help.

[Corona Kitty]

Your voice is robotic and MV said you need vocal coaching.

Your voice is high-pitched and agitating. Vocal coaching, I'll make sure to remember that when I'm at the ATM. 

[Dr. MD MD]

I would say something about milkshakes but I don't think it would help.

It would be supergay but that’s never stopped you before.

[AZZERAE]

Stay out of this.

White Knighting for your Papi, purely for the D. Disappointing. Follow your own star!

[Corona Kitty]

I would say something about milkshakes but I don't think it would help.

IS the resident house negro also Lactose intolerant?

[Dr. MD MD]

Your voice is high-pitched and agitating. Vocal coaching, I'll make sure to remember that when I'm at the ATM.

Does the ATM feed you money they way you feed your cock to strange men for that money, myke?

[Jackstar]

Your voice is robotic and MV said you need vocal coaching.

I would agree but this would just lead to more roboticism, as at this point, it's obviously something he's going for.

Also, I'm deeply, fearfully alarmed that Google Voice Recognition was able to flawlessly handle the word "roboticism," which I wondered if I were just making up at the time, and it turns out not--not at all.

That being said, voice lessons are a well-spent endeavor, but I think you would simply get a more skilled sampling of getting more of the same from this fellow. He seems committed to his brand and a prototype for a much larger system.

[Corona Kitty]

3 guys fighting to suck my cock... bellgab sure is exciting in the mornings.

[Dr. MD MD]

IS the resident house negro also Lactose intolerant?

You have a house nigger at your residence?! Doesn’t the parking lot attendant say anything about it?

[Corona Kitty]

You have a house nigger at your residence?! Doesn’t the parking lot attendant say anything?

Well MDMD..... You're our resident house negro... did you not get the memo???

[Jackstar]

You have a house nigger at your residence?!

I am the house nigger at my residence. Council policy.

[AZZERAE]

Your voice is high-pitched and agitating.

Of course it is. Am I supposed to deny that? At least I sound vaguely human.

Vocal coaching, I'll make sure to remember that when I'm at the ATM.

So money is your only goal? There is nothing else to you? Interesting.