Haikus For Art

[bateman]

Ft Rock takes command
Lisa Lying posts as troll
Art Bell says fuck you

Drunk. Laughing my ass off at this.

[lonevoice]

Dotted line signed now?
Watching for equipment list,
New gear will confirm.

[cweb]

Lyon calls me rude
On her highest horse she sits
Noory takes the shits
//
City of Angels?
Hawaii studio now?
Pahrump rules the night!
//
Art annunciates
Seated, we appreciate
Nights to celebrate

[The General]

I can hear Ross now
say "Midnight In The Desert"
With your host, Art Bell."

[The General]

Open lines
Raging through the night
Once again

[jazmunda]

Art is back again
90s nostalgia once more
Where do I subscribe?

[aldousburbank]

If the back holds up
If Jazmunda does not call
This could be something

[sydtron]

From the boiling pits
Gods ten star general fights
Where is Edna now

[jazmunda]

If the back holds up
If Jazmunda does not call
This could be something

I heard that aldous!
You could be banned from BellGab
For bringing Pale Horse

[aldousburbank]

I heard that aldous!
You could be banned from BellGab
For bringing Pale Horse

I am Lizard King
And I can do anything
Oops sorry I'm drunk

[Gd5150]

Many a challange await Art's return.
Friday nights with UFO Phil.
In the woods, A bear $hits..

[Heather Wade]

I am Lizard King
And I can do anything
Oops sorry I'm drunk

Aldous not too drunk,
To write haikus for BellGab.
Party's just started!

[aldousburbank]

Aldous not too drunk,
To write haikus for BellGab.
Party's just started!

As I get more drunk
I get more handsome and smart
And also modest

[aldousburbank]

Some Velvet Morning
Art will be on air playing
Don't Fear The Reaper

[The General]

To walk in
The meadow and hear
the grass sing

[The General]

Dancing Queen
Feel the beat of the
Tambourine

[jazmunda]

Dancing Queen
Feel the beat of the
Tambourine

Reported
For having the time
Of your life

[Heather Wade]

Hard to believe it
That Art is a BellGabber
I'm So Excited

[aldousburbank]

Sumtheenz Happeneen
Not doing it for money
For good radio

[maureen]

To thine own self be true.
Thou canst then
Be false to no man.
  -Art Shakespeare

[zeebo]

Summer is nearing
Clear desert nights, stargazing
The sky seems closer

[aldousburbank]

Art Bell on BellGab
Midnight In The Desert soon
Good times man, good times

[The General]

Crazy glue.
Ouija board story.
Lips are sealed.

[Heather Wade]

Many fine haiku
Written with care for Art Bell
Make me lol crazy

[aldousburbank]

I think I know the
Third secret of Fatima
Noory Anti-Christ

[maureen]

Haiku distillation of
Concrete and abstract-
Wanna take a ride?

[zeebo]

Show is official
Excitement ripples through net
Davebots short-circuit

[mrcool]

Art is due back soon,
Dave is buying pizza rolls,
The sun is shining.

[Northern Nights]

Noory's ulcer hurts
He's guzzling Pepto Bismol
Art Bell's coming back

[Northern Nights]

Why did the chicken
Cross the road?  So he wouldn't
Have to hear Dave's show