Noory's book

[George49]

I wouldn't read his book even if I was paid to. It sounds like it offers no new insight. How many books has George written now? All of them are lame.

Somebody Hide This Crappy Book!

[Zetaspeak]

The more I look at it, isn't this book one of the lamest titles in history.  It's perfect NOory  with the vagueness of "someone" and "something" in the title

It reminds me of Jorch regularly going on a limb and say "something BIG is going to happen, I can feel it" Of course never going into detail of when or what.  What amazing instincts this guy has.

[zeebo]

The more I look at it, isn't this book one of the lamest titles in history.  It's perfect NOory  with the vagueness of "someone" and "something" in the title

"Someone is Doing Something Somewhere"

[coaster]

Noory has never written a book, he just let people use his name. Even if he did want to write a book himself, I am not sure there is a market for pizza roll pop-up books.

[ItsOver]

"Someone is Doing Something Somewhere"

Using my handy-dandy Jorch translator: "Sumwun is Deweeing Sumptheen Sumwhere." 

[henge0stone]

Noory has never written a book, he just let people use his name. Even if he did want to write a book himself, I am not sure there is a market for pizza roll pop-up books.

It is a little odd that he only co-writes books. I am probably one of the few people that enjoyed Art's books, even though I have hated on them in the past. The Quickening wasn't that bad, Art of Talk and The Source were both good reads. Haven't read coming global superstorm yet but I will.

[DanTSX]

Are Bill and Nancy writing this joke of a book as well?

[Juan]

No, they had a fight and broke up over the late night snacks book.

[Morgus]

No, they had a fight and broke up over the late night snacks book.

Thats right, thats why Bill Birnes hasn't appeared with Noory on c2cam for a couple years, now he only goes on with the weekend hosts like last Sunday night with Dave Schrader.
Last night on Future Theater, Bill and Nancy Birnes commented on how "Noory stabbed them in the back" after that last book they wrote for him...

[bateman]

No, they had a fight and broke up over the late night snacks book.

Bill & Nancy thought there were too many flavored butter recipes, Dave & Tommy didn't think there were enough.

[karios8]

If noory wrote his own book:

some1..............did someetheng...............!

[DanTSX]

Thats right, thats why Bill Birnes hasn't appeared with Noory on c2cam for a couple years, now he only goes on with the weekend hosts like last Sunday night with Dave Schrader.
Last night on Future Theater, Bill and Nancy Birnes commented on how "Noory stabbed them in the back" after that last book they wrote for him...

Thats funny.  I think it was the other way around.

That book was hilariously bad.

The sad part is that it was probably us that prompted Nooron to realize "hey dish book shucks!".

I'm pretty sure that I had found a pre-production copy and lamented it on here during height of the Dark Matter / C2CAM feud.

[DanTSX]

Bill & Nancy thought there were too many flavored butter recipes, Dave & Tommy didn't think there were enough.

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[Juan]

Nancy posted here and said the recipes were just placeholders to show the format.  Then came the fuss and breakup.  The recipes were never supposed to be actually published.

[paladin1991]

I understand that each of Snorge's books are designed to act as emergency shit paper.

[cweb]

Nancy posted here and said the recipes were just placeholders to show the format.  Then came the fuss and breakup.  The recipes were never supposed to be actually published.

Ha! That always used to drive me crazy- when I would throw placeholder content in something and the client would tell me it looks good.

Then I'd clarify that yes, it was indeed intended as a placeholder and not as actual content. I'd jokingly add that SURELY they could come up with something a LOT better.

To which they'd reply that no, it's really great. Let's just leave it.

And then you're haunted by a project which is otherwise good, but doomed because of some shit you never intended to put in there.

*facepalm*

[DanTSX]

Nancy posted here and said the recipes were just placeholders to show the format.  Then came the fuss and breakup.  The recipes were never supposed to be actually published.

Hah bullshit!

We ain't stupid Nancy.

[Zetaspeak]

Noory has never written a book, he just let people use his name. Even if he did want to write a book himself, I am not sure there is a market for pizza roll pop-up books.

Yeah I do wonder how much of the context inside is Noory's writings.  But the title is pure Jorch "somebody did something" lol

[Morgus]

Yeah I do wonder how much of the context inside is Noory's writings.  But the title is pure Jorch "somebody did something" lol

Based on the Birnes' past comments on dealing with Noory as his ghostwriter on earlier books, Noory's writing and input is virtually nonexistant.
So indeed that subtitle is probably his main contribution, plus a few of his zany theories like a portal took the plane, or maybe it was demons? 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

At least George was familiar enough with the nine hypotheses of 'his' book to list them all and briefly discuss his favourites.  That actually surprised me.

[b_dubb]

Wouldn't use this book to wipe my ass

[PB the Deplorable]

Based on the Birnes' past comments on dealing with Noory as his ghostwriter on earlier books, Noory's writing and input is virtually nonexistent...

Not that that came as a surprise..

[zeebo]

Not that that came as a surprise..

C'mon he contributes more than that.  They let him double-check the page numbers for pages 1-10.

[Nick el Ass]

C'mon he contributes more than that.  They let him double-check the page numbers for pages 1-10.

I'm not even sure Dave can count from 1-10.

[zeebo]

I'm not even sure Dave can count from 1-10.

He can only go to 5, but he does it twice, once for each side of his mustache.

[cweb]

Saw Noory's book at Barnes & Noble today. It was in the aviation section with real books about planes.

At first I thought about moving it to fiction/literature, but that would be an insult.... to literature. Sorry, Mr. Belzer. So, romance it was.

"Someone is Hiding Something."

I could totally see some horny cat lady picking it up thinking it's a 50 Shades spinoff.

[Albemuth]

fyi: Whitley chats up Dave on the "Someone is Hiding Something" book at the Unknown Country site this week:

http://www.unknowncountry.com/dreamland/latest