Man Tells a Woman The Way it is on Dr Phil Show

[Laurakinch]

point is, ive had no problem getting laid in my life. but who the fuck wants to deal with that bullshit when all of those strings attached.
women are weak, stupid and boring for any dude worth his own salt.

Yep, tiny meat. No doubt about it.

[Heather Wade]

it does not 'work' at all. that does not even make sense. obviously, i would never expect a woman to BE ABLE to make sense, so that does not surprise me.
go back to the kitchen sister, make a sammich.

You shouldn't be so rude, I could have introduced you to the LaVey family.  Have fun jerkin it tonight!   

Most of the time, not because it's true. I like where this thread is going. Except the "slamming ass in other galaxies" part.

LMAO, Boba.

Yep, tiny meat. No doubt about it.

Omg, I'm never going to get this sandwich made, I'm laughing too hard.

[gnooryblows]

Yep, tiny meat. No doubt about it.

aww poor baby, you wanna believe stuff cuz your precious world-view is threatened.
well, i just told you the opposite so dunno what to tell you babe.

[gnooryblows]

You shouldn't be so rude, I could have introduced you to the LaVey family.  Have fun jerkin it tonight!   

the LaVeys are not theistic satanists, they mean nothing to me. i will jerk it tonight and that will be enjoyable. i bet you are a fat chick btw, when i listened to the gabcast, your voice struck me as fat-chick voice.

[Richard Groyper]

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[ItsOver]

You are just bitter and pissed off because you have a small dick.

Could be but nothing a big bank account couldn't solve.

[Kelt]

Not a real inducement to support the space program. Jus'sayin'.

You, sir, have no sense of self sacrifice.

I'd HAPPILY let even the fattest-cocked African American slam my ass to bloody paste if I could behold the wonders of Alpha Centauri cresting the alien magnificence of a distant world.

So you need a few stitches... big whoop. 

You will notice that the picture I choose to post is one of alien magnificence on a distant world, rather than me getting my ass pounded to a bloody paste.

[gnooryblows]

Could be but nothing a big bank account couldn't solve.

i havent had a bank account for many years until very recently. when it comes to women, its just on the fact that im a fit, dirty, feral, strong attractive man with a nice plump dick. thats all i have to fall back on. no money for me, i dont believe in that shit. im more or less homeless most of the time.

[coaster]

I wonder if these folks would say this kind of thing to their mothers or female family members. Pretty odd to generalize an entire group of people. I know women who are far more intelligent, far more talented and successful than many men I know.

[Richard Groyper]

Could be but nothing a big bank account couldn't solve.

^ The LORD'S truth!

[gnooryblows]

I wonder if these folks would say this kind of thing to their mothers or female family members. Pretty odd to generalize an entire group of people. I know women who are far more intelligent, far more talented and successful than many men I know.

no, you dont.

[bateman]

[Avi]

i have a large dick
im 5'10" lean and muscular, have a very pleasant face with blonde hair and green eyes.
i used to have a picture of myself up on here as my avatar before some people began threatening me so i took it down.
im a very attractive dude. this has nothing to do with bitterness, this has to do with reality.

So, Satan is a wanking pretty-boy who believes women hate him because he's beautiful? O-kay.

[coaster]

no, you dont.

You're in rare form tonight.

[Kelt]

I wonder if these folks would say this kind of thing to their mothers or female family members. Pretty odd to generalize an entire group of people. I know women who are far more intelligent, far more talented and successful than many men I know.

The dumbest person I know is a woman. Smartest is a dude.

I'm not saying this is a broad enough group from which to draw conclusions, I'm just saying that when you screw 3/4" thick cabinets together you shouldn't use 6" screws.

[Heather Wade]

the LaVeys are not theistic satanists, they mean nothing to me. i will jerk it tonight and that will be enjoyable. i bet you are a fat chick btw, when i listened to the gabcast, your voice struck me as fat-chick voice.

Heh, heh.  Wouldn't you like to know.
You're a poor representation of a Satanist, btw.  You're causing the Devil himself to facepalm right now.

[ItsOver]

You, sir, have no sense of self sacrifice.



...You will notice that the picture I choose to post is one of alien magnificence on a distant world, rather than me getting my ass pounded to a bloody paste.

Thank you for sparing us.

[gnooryblows]

So, Satan is a wanking pretty-boy who believes women hate him because he's beautiful? O-kay.

i never said women hate me. i said theyre fucking weak, useless, dependent parasites who i have basically no use for besides fucking. beyond that, they are baby making machines and i have no desire to hang around for raising no fuckin baby. thats their job.
let the government try to get me. let the government try to make me pay child support. im a ghost there are no records of me so it wont matter.

[bateman]

I wonder if this thread will end with gnooryblows posting a dick pic.

[gnooryblows]

The dumbest person I know is a woman. Smartest is a dude.

I'm not saying this is a broad enough group from which to draw conclusions, I'm just saying that when you screw 3/4" thick cabinets together you shouldn't use 6" screws.

every woman you meet is blatantly stupid. by any standard applied to a man, they would be considered retarded. the bar is so low for them that if they exhibit even the mildest form of original thought or comprehension, they are celebrated. but in reality, this is just social pampering and means nothing.
at the end of the day, they are still weak, helpless retards whos only biological function is to crap out the new generation.
if they want a man to stay and help with the raising, they ought to fucking worship that dude.
but personally, worshipped or not, i want no part of being in any sort of 'relationship' with a woman.

[ItsOver]

I wonder if this thread will end with gnooryblows posting a dick pic.

Let us bow our heads and pray for Goatsy.

[Avi]

You, sir, have no sense of self sacrifice.

I'd HAPPILY let even the fattest-cocked African American slam my ass to bloody paste if I could behold the wonders of Alpha Centauri cresting the alien magnificence of a distant world.

So you need a few stitches... big whoop. 

You will notice that the picture I choose to post is one of alien magnificence on a distant world, rather than me getting my ass pounded to a bloody paste.

I am just not convinced that this needs to be an either/or proposition as it is currently described. Help me out, here.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Hail Satan!

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[Heather Wade]

i want no part of being in any sort of 'relationship' with a woman.

You're in no danger of that, don't worry.

[pate]

... i have personally watched retards marry and reproduce. literally physically and mentally retarded people. ...

I had no idea that "Retard Porn" existed.  Care to share a link or two on that?  My curiosity is aroused by this disturbingly...

...
i masturbate 5 times a day....

[gnooryblows]

I had no idea that "Retard Porn" existed.  Care to share a link or two on that?  My curiosity is aroused by this disturbingly...

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1829407033

[gnooryblows]

heres an even better one


http://efukt.com/1736_Retarded_&_Horny.html

[Richard Groyper]

I wonder if these folks would say this kind of thing to their mothers or female family members. Pretty odd to generalize an entire group of people. I know women who are far more intelligent, far more talented and successful than many men I know.

I have no issue with women as a gender. Some women here in the U.S. seem to think they are oppressed and have no rights. Along with 'rape culture' non equal pay and other b.s. There is no better time in human history to be a female. Problems will always be with us.

I enjoy people whom display quality and free thinking skills. That's my view on the matter. If you're disappointed/disagree with me that's your right. Also, I don't discount any person due to their outward appearance.

Be well

[Richard Groyper]

I wonder if this thread will end with gnooryblows posting a dick pic.

These are the days of our lives...

America FUCK YEAH!

[ItsOver]

Looks like you've hit a nerve, gnb.  Art's going to have to post an update on the bumper crisis to let this thread cool down.