Gabcationary

[eyenoeyeno]

A place for the words that should have been.

We've all made up words to suit our mood and the point we need to make.  Or at least we know someone who does it.
Sometimes we just don't know english.

We'll jump right to the letter A for now.  This just in from the mind of Aldous:

Avoidicating.   
Definition: actively avoiding the point I'm trying to make.
Example: "she is avoidicating the converstaion I am trying to have right now"

[Eddie Coyle]

      I use Gabtuation, which is an exclamation point followed by a number!5

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

One of my favorites is ass-hattery, which applies to the annoyances, inconveniences, and general unpleasantness that result from the actions of ass hats.

[starrmtn001]

Necessunarily

Def. Not unnecessarily.

Ex. "This may be necessunairly so."

[Heather Wade]

Abductification.

"Last night an abductification may have occurred.  I feel funny this morning & I remember aliens being there."

[aldousburbank]

Hippocratic Oaf
Gnoory dispensing medical advice.

Tumericized
Believing Gnoory's medical advice.

[maureen]

Gabilaritoration
Adoration of the hilarity and quick wit of gabbers

[PB the Deplorable]

One of the breweries around here has a beer with the alcohol content at 9.75% called the Denogginizer. 

Somewhere along the line, the Snorge may have been permanently denogginized

[jazmunda]

GabCastarhea: explosive incontinence brought on by listening to the GabCast for the first time.

BellGaberhea: a sexually transmitted disease contracted via PMs.

[wr250]

jazasized when jazmunda repeatedly calls in and kills your radio show/ podcast. dark matter, the spec sheet , and alledgedly mike siegles stint on c2c.
jaz we beg of you call noory's show. hourly.

[aldousburbank]

Tommied = On Top

Danhausered. = On Bottom

[jazmunda]

Tommied = On Top

Danhausered. = On Bottom

Nooried = Disappointing Self Gratification.

[coaster]

"Art Attack" the sudden panic one feels when they notice Art Bell has posted and worries it'll be the dreaded "I quit" post.

[Heather Wade]

"Art Attack" the sudden panic one feels when they notice Art Bell has posted.

There, far be it from me... but, ah, fixed it.

[aldousburbank]

Bellching = The act of bitching about Art Bell.

[aldousburbank]

Obfuckating = Concealing the identity of a bang partner(s).

[wr250]

cashieritis
when you play "freak out the cashier with 3 items or less"  game
example:
a cucumber , honey, and anti itch cream.

[WildCard]

Poll = Self-explanatory

ripped from, "How to start a poll?" -

I start by rubbing and frolicking. Assuming the wife's not home...........................

[aldousburbank]

WhiteCrowing = Calling a broad/podcast show more than once per episode. Although in White Crow's case, all it takes is one.

[WildCard]

Tommied = On Top

Stuck in the Middle With You

Danhausered. = On Bottom

[WildCard]

WhiteCrowing = Calling a broad/podcast show more than once per episode. Although in White Crow's case, all it takes is one.

a.k.a. WC-ing. Now I know how Pud feels. I didn't know what that meant in foreigner.

[ksm32]

Insultation = (Compliments of JC)

The feeling of being verbally attacked, degraded, and made fun of.

[The General]

Fort Rocked- a complete failure.
As in "Tommy didn't put oil in his car and the engine Fort Rocked."

[coaster]

Oral Edema Pepperonitis. - A burn one receives while eating hot pizza rolls.
Norsh. - from the Yiddish "Nosh" Having a disgusting snack, usually eaten quickly, often resulting in burns.
"Hamheiser" A colossal 24' (foot, not inches) sub sandwich loaded with the trimmings. Named after Tom Danheiser.

[Art_s Farts]

Invergated - Fucked; Dicked - From the Spanish slang word verga (vulgar form of penis, ie cock; dick, etc)

You can tell your boss "Sir your methods or ideas are invergated" and he'll have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

[aldousburbank]

Invergated - Fucked; Dicked - From the Spanish slang word verga (vulgar form of penis, ie cock; dick, etc)

You can tell your boss "Sir your methods or ideas are invergated" and he'll have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

In our misspent youths this was known by the term chingered.

[aldousburbank]

Fuckulated- To ruin something by sheer ignorance, as in "George Noory fuckulated nightime radio. "

[Art_s Farts]

In our misspent youths this was known by the term chingered.

I remember that one. Also, when my old man didn't know the name of something, he'd say gimme that fuckin' chingadera over there

[Heather Wade]

Fuckulated- To ruin something by sheer ignorance, as in "George Noory fuckulated nightime radio. "

Good one, AB.  Now I'm laughing my ass off at work, and can't explain why!   

[aldousburbank]

Good one, AB.  Now I'm laughing my ass off at work, and can't explain why!   

Whadya doing at work? Don't you have a GabCast to attend to? Where's your priorities?