Talk about your kids here!

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

OK. That hurts. More than anything said to me on this forum in a long time.

Bastard.

I'll assume I've been reported.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'll assume I've been reported.

You're long past that; he's slapped a non compete clause on your report file. No, I don't understand it either.

[eyenoeyeno]

She already bounces about the house exclaiming, "Jihad!" and, "Jews must die!" It's the diaper that makes it cute.

Mine did not have the abc's down by 2, but she did accomplish potty training before then.  So basically I'm luckier than you.  My kid shits in the pot.

[Gd5150]

Mine did not have the abc's down by 2, but she did accomplish potty training before then.  So basically I'm luckier than you.  My kid shits in the pot.

Kids shouting "jihad" as they use the crapper before age 2 would be worthy of a bellgab the thread.

[paladin1991]

Kids shouting "jihad" as they use the crapper before age 2 would be worthy of a bellgab the thread.

"Jihad!  Dirka, dirka!"